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EDtv Quotes

EDtv is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . EDtv ended in 1970.

It features Ron Howard as producer, Randy Edelman in charge of musical score, and John Schwartzman as head of cinematography.

EDtv is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of EDtv is 123 minutes long. EDtv is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: Ellen DeGeneres as Cynthia, Clint Howard as Ken, Rob Reiner as Whitaker, Adam Goldberg as John, Matthew McConaughey as Ed, Martin Landau as Al, Sally Kirkland as Ed Pekurny, Jenna Elfman as Shari, and Woody Harrelson as Ray Pekurny.

EDtv Quotes

Sally Kirkland as Ed Pekurny

  • (Sally Kirkland) "Where's Ma?"
  • (Martin Landau) "She's in the kitchen. I'd yell for her but -- I'd die."

Ellen DeGeneres as Cynthia

  • (Ellen DeGeneres) "We don't even have money in our budget for coffee filters. We're using a yarmulke."

Woody Harrelson as Ray Pekurny

  • (Unnamed) "Okay, we have Ray Pekurny on the panel today. His book is called My Brother Pissed On Me. Is that a metaphor or did he really piss on you?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "It's all in that book, ri-right there."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "You know, how many chances do guys like you and I get?"
  • (Matthew McConaughey) "I don't know."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "That's right, you don't know."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, we have Ray Pekurny on the panel today. His book is called My Brother Pissed On Me. Is that a metaphor or did he really piss on you?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "It's all in that book, ri-right thre."

Adam Goldberg as John

  • (Adam Goldberg) "Look, Ed, you put anybody on television sixteen hours a day, and sooner or later they're going to fall off a table and land on a cat."

Jenna Elfman as Shari

  • (Jenna Elfman) "He is a bad lay. And I mean bad."

Clint Howard as Ken

  • (Clint Howard) "Of course I stopped payment on the plugs, you gave me DOLL'S hair."

Rob Reiner as Whitaker

  • (Rob Reiner) "Cynthia, another word, and you may consider yourself fired."
  • (Ellen DeGeneres) "Uh-oh. Can you gimme a hint? What word? Uh, asshole ? s***head ? Is that; I bet that; is that one word or two though? I never can remember that. s***head."

Martin Landau as Al

  • (Martin Landau) "How about sex?"
  • (Matthew McConaughey) "I'm sorry, Al, but I'm gonna have to pass. And it's not an age thing, 'cause you are still a handsome man."
  • (Martin Landau) "Don't blame your mother, I was irresistible."
  • (Martin Landau) "I'm gonna go take a piss. Wish me luck."

Matthew McConaughey as Ed

  • (Matthew McConaughey) "He cheated on you?"
  • (Ed's mother) "Well, he had medical problems, he said the woman he was with was a nurse."
  • (Matthew McConaughey) "And you believed him."
  • (Ed's mother) "Well, she had white shoes."
  • (Matthew McConaughey) "So does Grandma. So does Sahquille O-Neil."

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