Edwina (M*A*S*H) Quotes

Edwina (M*A*S*H) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Edwina stopped airing in 1970.

The cast includes: Marcia Strassman as Margaret.

Edwina (M*A*S*H) Quotes

Marcia Strassman as Margaret

• (Frank Burns) "I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two pagans."
• (Marcia Strassman) "They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes."

• (Marcia Strassman) "I am a woman, after all."
• (Hawkeye) "Is that true, Frank?"

• (Marcia Strassman) "Act like a man, you sniveling twerp."

• (Frank Burns) "Margaret, can't we please talk about this?"
• (Marcia Strassman) "Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee."

• (Hawkeye) "Blow in my ear."
• (Marcia Strassman) "What?"
• (Hawkeye) "I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out."

• (Marcia Strassman) "Oh, Frank. You're so above average."

• (Frank Burns) "Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy."
• (Marcia Strassman) "We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many."
• (Frank Burns) "I know, darling, and I love being both of us."

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