Elvis (miniseries) Quotes

Elvis is a TV show that debuted in 2005 on CBS. Elvis stopped airing in 2005.

It features Judy Cairo as producer, and Steve Dorff in charge of musical score.

Elvis is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Elvis is 173 minutes long.

The cast includes: Tim Guinee as Sam Phillips, Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Elvis Presley, Rose McGowan as Ann-Margret, Randy Quaid as 'Colonel' Tom Parker, John Boyd West as Red West, Randy McDowell as Gene Smith, Robert Patrick as Vernon Presley, and Antonia Bernath as Priscilla Presley.

Elvis Quotes

Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Elvis Presley

• (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "So, how was it?"
• (Antonia Bernath) "I liked it, it was really sweet. I prefer the fast ones, though, like Jailhouse Rock. Why don't you do more of those?"
• (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "Dammit, I didn't ask you to tell me how to sing. I just asked if you liked it. I get enough amateur opinions, I don't need one from you."
• (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "Come here, Sattnin."
• (Antonia Bernath) "No --"
• (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "Come on. I'm sorry, I just finished that session and I'm real proud of it. Better than the hogwash they give me to sing in those movies."
• (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "Stupid movies, stupid songs. But I shouldn't have yelled. I'm sorry."

Randy Quaid as 'Colonel' Tom Parker

• (Randy Quaid) "You're starting to look like a kettle of crap, son."

• (Randy Quaid) "Let's face it, son. The records aren't doing what they used to and the movie aren't doing much better."
• (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "That's probably because of all this material you keep shovin' down my throat, Colonel. Hell, you can't polish a turd."

Robert Patrick as Vernon Presley

• (Robert Patrick) "Elvis?"
• (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "What? And why are you lookin' at me like that? Do I have a zit or something?"
• (Robert Patrick) "It's the pills, E. I'm worried about your health. I just wanna help."
• (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "I don't need no advice from the likes of you. You work for me, that's all."
• (Robert Patrick) "I'm your daddy."
• (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "And I'm of age, old man. I don't need a daddy any more."

Tim Guinee as Sam Phillips

• (Tim Guinee) "Are you wearin' mascara, son?"

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