Emmerdale Quotes

Emmerdale is a Soap opera that debuted in 1972 on ITV (TV network). Emmerdale completed its run in 1970.

Emmerdale was on for 8,449 (as of 2019 April 19 and lc=y) episodes. It features #Production, Various as producer, and Tony Hatch as theme composer. Emmerdale is executive produced by #Production Emmerdale is created by Kevin Laffan.

Each episode of Emmerdale is 30 minutes long. Emmerdale is produced by Yorkshire Television (1972-2006).

Emmerdale Quotes

• (Unnamed) "You can't serve that now."
• (Unnamed) "It's for Shadrach."
• (Unnamed) "Fair enough."

• (Unnamed) "Has anyone seen me ferret, Spike?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, like a stretched out rat."

• (Unnamed) "Cain's not the real villain here."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, no, you're welcoming her back with open arms."

• (Unnamed) "They'll put you in the cop car."
• (Unnamed) "Are you dead, Dad?"
• (Unnamed) "No, I just feel like it."

• (Unnamed) "So, let's just get something clear, you're not a full time poof, you just help when they're busy?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh that's really witty, Jimmy, really original."
• (Unnamed) "What's the matter, don't you like me aftershave?"
• (Unnamed) "Why, did you want a few tips?"
• (Unnamed) "Oy, you'll be short of a few teeth in a minute."

• (Unnamed) "I suppose you've got some excuse."
• (Unnamed) "And -- what's that?"
• (Unnamed) "You're Australian, aren't you? All your ancestors were convicts. You probably just can't help yourself."
• (Unnamed) "It was just a silly mistake, a bit like that outfit."

• (Unnamed) "Face it Jimmy, in my position you'd have done the same thing."
• (Unnamed) "That's where you're wrong, cause me, I've got morals."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, but you haven't got the haulage business, have you?"

• (Unnamed) "What do you usually do with him?"
• (Unnamed) "Wish he'd never been born."

• (Unnamed) "You're a proper nob."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, it's like me, I'm never so assertive when I'm on my own. My mirror has had more time lashings. I'm sure it winces every time I go near it."
• (Unnamed) "Probably your face, love."

• (Unnamed) "Yeah, well, let's just say she's not my type."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, I'd say Thelma-Louise"
• (Unnamed) "was more your style."

• (Unnamed) "I am not having the menopause. I had it five years ago. Have you all got that through there?"

• (Unnamed) "More chance of a stimulating conversation in a graveyard."
• (Unnamed) "Must've heard you were coming, Eric."

• (Unnamed) "I want you to go to your room."
• (Unnamed) "I'm a bit old for that, Mum?"
• (Unnamed) "I want you to go to your room pack your things and leave."

• (Unnamed) "Where is she?"
• (Unnamed) "She? Narrow it down a bit."
• (Unnamed) "He's looking for Dawn, he's got it into his head she's done something stupid to his car."
• (Unnamed) "I haven't got anything in my head."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, I can second that."

• (Unnamed) "65 years on the clock, and not a friend in the world. Enjoy yourr old age, Counsellor Pollard."

• (Unnamed) "It's Francis, isn't it?"
• (Unnamed) "Not if you want to keep your teeth."

• (Unnamed) "Be honest, Marlon. Am I overbearing?"
• (Unnamed) "Weeeell, you do, sort of, lean, towards the, erm, military campaign approach."

• (Unnamed) "I've got to stop chewing those leaves."

• (Unnamed) "Don't let anybody tell you that two wrongs don't make it right."

• (Unnamed) "Where's your boyfriend"
• (Unnamed) "He's not my boyfriend."
• (Unnamed) "I wouldn't call them boyfriend at your age either."
• (Unnamed) "No, you called them clients"

• (Unnamed) "It's my life they're messing with. You and all."

• (Unnamed) "Cousin of the accused with her kit off, you'll make a bomb."
• (Unnamed) "Unless you want your teeth introduced to your throat, I suggest you shut it."
• (Unnamed) "Fair enough."

• (Unnamed) "Mother not around?"
• (Unnamed) "Mine? No, she's been dead twenty years mate."

• (Unnamed) "You drown out here man."

• (Unnamed) "I've got to face it, Val. It's Chas he wants."
• (Unnamed) "Well, Chas should have been around for him then. Absence makes the heart grow fungus."

• (Unnamed) "Trouble in paradise?"
• (Unnamed) "There were no children in the garden of Eden."

• (Unnamed) "He's like a speed camera; always there when you don't want them."
• (Unnamed) "Don't look now, but the speed camera's just walked in."

• (Unnamed) "That lad of yours attracts trouble like horse attracts flies and I'm not impressed. It begins at home, it always does. Your parenting skills are obviously on the par with your dress sense."

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