Employee of the Month (2006 film) Quotes

Employee of the Month (2006 film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Employee of the Month ended in 1970.

It features Peter Abrams, Barry Katz, Robert L. Levy, Joe Simpson, and Brian Volk-Weiss as producer, John Swihart in charge of musical score, and Anthony B. Richmond as head of cinematography.

Employee of the Month (2006 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Employee of the Month (2006 film) is 108 minutes long. Employee of the Month (2006 film) is distributed by Lionsgate Films.

The cast includes: Dax Shepard as Vince, Harland Williams as Russell, Andy Dick as Lon, Brian George as Iqbal, Dane Cook as Zack, Marcello Thedford as Semi, Sean Whalen as Dirk, and Efren Ramirez as Jorge.

Employee of the Month (2006 film) Quotes

Marcello Thedford as Semi

• (Marcello Thedford) "Watch the oats. Watch the oats."

• (Marcello Thedford) "And if you pass out, you call 911."

Dax Shepard as Vince

• (Dax Shepard) "This is an '81 Honda. How dare you."

• (Dax Shepard) "What are you doing? There are no weapons in this mission. I will not do time for you. I will roll over on you."

• (Dax Shepard) "Now I know why they call you "Semi""

• (Dax Shepard) "I realize that you don't care about your job, but I do."
• (Dane Cook) "And I want to thank you for caring about my job, really."

• (Dax Shepard) "Well, I guess I can get a little anal --"
• (Dane Cook) "Actually, I hear he gets alot."

Dane Cook as Zack

• (Dane Cook) "Were all pink on the inside --"
• (Dax Shepard) "Like vaginas."

• (Granny) "Zacky. What's my pin number?"
• (Dane Cook) "1234 Grandma, now we have to change it again."

Harland Williams as Russell

• (Harland Williams) "You're like the drummer from REO Speedwagon. Nobody knows who you are."

• (Harland Williams) "Think about it guys, we could be working over there at Maxi-Mart and that place really sucks. Pass me the chips there, eight balls."
• (Andy Dick) "Plus, I hear they make you wear those house-arrest ankle bracelet things, so they know where you are all the time and if you leave the main floor, you get a little shocker."
• (Harland Williams) "True. I knew a guy in upper management, man, went crazy. Strapped one of those things around his hairy ballsack, ran out in the parking lot and blew a three dollar Hawaiian wonder cooler all over the place."
• (Brian George) "Ids-kay, ids-kay."
• (Harland Williams) "Knocked the little Korean kid right out of shopping basket."

• (Harland Williams) "Jesus Christ. Where the hell are we, Chuck E. Cheese-istian?"

Efren Ramirez as Jorge

• (Efren Ramirez) "-- I love ah-nall, who's ah-nall?"
• (Dax Shepard) "It's ANAL, dumbass."
• (Efren Ramirez) "You do?"

Andy Dick as Lon

• (Andy Dick) "Wow, that's gotta hurt. I mean, he's always doin' that to you. Stealing your thunder. You remember the red head? In gardening? Boinked her behind the monkey grass. And the asian in automotive? Did her on a pile of carburetors. Oh, and the blonde in frozen foods, with the -- Doink. Doink. Turkeys done. Remember her?"

• (Attractive Woman) "Are you staring at my breasts?"
• (Andy Dick) "I don't know."

Brian George as Iqbal

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