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Empty Nest Quotes

Empty Nest is a Sitcom that debuted in 1988 on NBC. Empty Nest ended in 1995.

Empty Nest was on for 7 seasons and 170 episodes. It features Gil Junger as producer, and John Bettis as theme composer. Empty Nest is executive produced by Hal Cooper. Empty Nest is created by Susan Harris.

Empty Nest is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Empty Nest is 22-24 minutes long. Empty Nest is produced by Witt/Thomas Productions and distributed by Disney-ABC Domestic Television.

The cast includes: Dinah Manoff as Carol Weston, Richard Mulligan as Dr. Harry Weston, Kristy McNichol as Officer Barbara Weston, and David Leisure as Charley Dietz.

Empty Nest Quotes

David Leisure as Charley Dietz

  • (David Leisure) "Hi all. Feed me."
  • (Dinah Manoff) "To what?"
  • (David Leisure) "I don't wanna change my image at all. I'm happy with who I am."
  • (Dinah Manoff) "Mistake."

Dinah Manoff as Carol Weston

  • (Dinah Manoff) "My biggest fear is that there is no such thing as PMS and that this is who I really am."
  • (Dinah Manoff) "I am sick."

Kristy McNichol as Officer Barbara Weston

  • (Kristy McNichol) "Charley, don't you want to stay for dinner?"
  • (David Leisure) "I don't know, Barbara. It smells real bad."
  • (Kristy McNichol) "Charley, why do you have beef jerky in your pocket?"
  • (David Leisure) "Maybe I'm just pleased to see you."

Richard Mulligan as Dr. Harry Weston

  • (Richard Mulligan) "When you name your daughter Rita, you should probably expect a slut."
  • (Richard Mulligan) "Laverne, I've just told a ten-year-old boy that he's become a woman."
  • (Laverne Higby Todd Kane) "Then he'll probably be wanting a second opinion"

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