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Envy (2004 film) Quotes

Envy (2004 film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Envy stopped airing in 1970.

It features Barry Levinson as producer, Mark Mothersbaugh in charge of musical score, and Tim Maurice-Jones as head of cinematography.

Envy (2004 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Envy (2004 film) is 99 minutes long. Envy (2004 film) is distributed by DreamWorks.

The cast includes: Christopher Walken as J-Man, Ben Stiller as Tim Dingman, Rachel Weisz as Debbie Dingman, and Jack Black as Nick Vanderpark.

Envy (2004 film) Quotes

Ben Stiller as Tim Dingman

  • (Unnamed) "Tim?"
  • (Ben Stiller) "Yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "Tim?"
  • (Ben Stiller) "Yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "You're Tim?"
  • (Ben Stiller) "Yeah I'm Tim."
  • (Unnamed) "Boy that flan was good. I wish we had flan."
  • (Ben Stiller) "OK."
  • (Unnamed) "Dad?"
  • (Ben Stiller) "Yeah?"
  • (Unnamed) "How come we're getting the little itty-bitty pool?"
  • (Ben Stiller) "Mikey, It's not a little itty-bitty. The square one is the little itty-bitty. We're getting the bean shaped model. Right?"
  • (Unnamed) "A little itty-bitty bean."
  • (Ben Stiller) "It's not a little itty-bitty bean. It's an averaged sized bean, Mikey. And I've got news for you, my friend. There are kids in parts of the world who would walk 50 miles through quicksand just so they could stick a toe in your swimming pool. And I've got news for you about beans too, Mister. There are kids who would eat beans because they've had nothing to eat their whole life but, but, but, but leaves and bark and roots. And I guarantee you none of them has ever heard of your big show off flan, or flan, or whatever you want to call it, that you have to have every night of the week. OK?"
  • (Unnamed) "Now, your performance chart's pretty good until here. And then your focus nosedives into the red. You see? Now, is there anything that happened around here -- you might like to talk about?"
  • (Ben Stiller) "Um, no."
  • (Unnamed) "You sure?"
  • (Ben Stiller) "Yeah. No."
  • (Unnamed) "Any reason?"
  • (Ben Stiller) "Reason? No, I can't think of --"
  • (Unnamed) "Any reason at all?"
  • (Ben Stiller) "No. No reason. No. I mean, nothing I can think of. I mean -- you know, other than every day, I get into my little s***-box car and there he is -- with the wind in his hair -- on his great big shiny horse. And I drive off to do what? To make sandpaper. To make paper with sand on it. I'd love to see you try to turn your weasley little mouth into a fake smile, day after day after day while you have to wave toodly-f***ing-do to your best friend who's rearing up on a big white horse like he's the Lone Ranger. Then I'd like to take a peek at your performance chart, you beady-eyed little shrimp-boat bastard."
  • (Ben Stiller) "Is that a reason? I mean, is that a reason?"
  • (Ben Stiller) "s*** doesn't just disappear."

Jack Black as Nick Vanderpark

  • (Jack Black) "Spray some on my butt cause I just s*** my pants."
  • (Jack Black) "C'est la vie, as the Romans say."
  • (Jack Black) "What's that?"
  • (Ben Stiller) "What?"
  • (Jack Black) "That."
  • (Ben Stiller) "Oh -- maple syrup."
  • (Jack Black) "Mmm. Man. Can you believe that comes from a tree?"
  • (Ben Stiller) "Don't taste my pants."
  • (Jack Black) "I can't taste your pants?"
  • (Ben Stiller) "Ever."
  • (Jack Black) "Ever?"
  • (Ben Stiller) "No."
  • (Jack Black) "Then don't spill maple syrup on them."
  • (Ben Stiller) "Just because it's there doesn't mean you have to taste it."
  • (Jack Black) "Well, I like maple syrup."
  • (Ben Stiller) "Well, not from my pants."
  • (Jack Black) "I love it."

Christopher Walken as J-Man

  • (Christopher Walken) "Don't hassle me about crumbs man, because I am on the edge of the edge."
  • (Christopher Walken) "If a pretzel is a quality pretzel, it doesn't need salt. It's just a fact."

Rachel Weisz as Debbie Dingman

  • (Ben Stiller) "What?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Nothing."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Liposuction."
  • (Ben Stiller) "You mean -- Where they suck the fat out?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Mmm Hmm. There's a thing about it in here."
  • (Ben Stiller) "You're fine. You don't need to get fat sucked out."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "I don't know -- If we had a little extra money --"
  • (Ben Stiller) "We don't have extra money --"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "We have a little."
  • (Ben Stiller) "Not to get fat sucked out."

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