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Epic Fail (House) Quotes

Epic Fail (House) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Epic Fail ended its run in 1970.

Epic Fail (House) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "The hospital is part of my old life. If I go back. I might become who I was before pills and all."
  • (Unnamed) "That's a possibility. But could be -- the only thing worse for you than going back to Diagnostic Medicine is not going back."
  • (Unnamed) "-- Gues we're going to find out."
  • (Unnamed) "You saw House, how was he?"
  • (Unnamed) "He was -- good. He was honest, took responsibility. It was kind of weird."
  • (Unnamed) "You're breaking up with me?"
  • (Unnamed) "No. The other night when I thought I was done, you were there. I need you. I don't want to lose you."
  • (Unnamed) "Uh, why are you? -- You're firing me."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm sorry."
  • (Unnamed) "So you must be the genius's replacement."
  • (Unnamed) "I prefer to think of myself as genius 2.0."
  • (Unnamed) "House was an egotistical pill popping law suit magnet -- and a genius. And I worked with him longer than anybody else. I can do this."
  • (Unnamed) "It's nothing personal. Actually, I think you're doing very well. But I came here to work with House."
  • (Unnamed) "By the way tell the other lepers their absence has been noted."
  • (Unnamed) "Cameron didn't come by?"
  • (Unnamed) "Daddy's little co-dependent is all grown-up. Making room for daddy's hot bi-sexual's boyfriend problems."
  • (Unnamed) "Bed is for sissies. Unless you're having sex, in which case -- no, bed is still for sissies."
  • (Unnamed) "We know you're back on vicodin."
  • (Unnamed) "No, the only thing you know is that I'm a genius who got a dog to pee in your toilet. You don't know how I did it, or more interestingly where I peed."
  • (Unnamed) "Look at that. No House, the job still gets down."
  • (Unnamed) "And yet, something's missing."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm short. He's black. You're gay-ish."
  • (Unnamed) "That's it."

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