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Erin Brockovich (film) Quotes

Erin Brockovich (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Erin Brockovich stopped airing in 1970.

It features Danny DeVito, Michael Shamberg, and Stacey Sher as producer, Thomas Newman in charge of musical score, and Edward Lachman as head of cinematography.

Erin Brockovich (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Erin Brockovich (film) is 130 minutes long. Erin Brockovich (film) is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: Aaron Eckhart as George, Julia Roberts as Erin Brockovich, Veanne Cox as Theresa Dallavale, Peter Coyote as Kurt Potter, Albert Finney as Ed Masry, Gina Gallego as Ms. Sanchez, Conchata Ferrell as Brenda, Marg Helgenberger as Donna Jensen, and Michael Harney as Pete Jensen.

Erin Brockovich (film) Quotes

Albert Finney as Ed Masry

  • (Albert Finney) "Now, look Erin, this incident aside, I don't think this is the right place for you. So what I'm gonna do is make a few calls on your behalf; find you something else, okay?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Don't bother."
  • (Albert Finney) "Come on. I'm trying to help here --"
  • (Julia Roberts) "BULLTs***. YOU'RE TRYING TO FEEL LESS GUILTY ABOUT FIRING SOMEONE WITH THREE KIDS TO FEED. WELL, f*** IF I'LL HELP YOU DO THAT."
  • (Albert Finney) "This is a whole different ball game. A much bigger deal."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Kind of like David and what's-his-name."
  • (Albert Finney) "It's kind of like David and what's-his-name's whole f***ing family."
  • (Albert Finney) "Okay, here's the deal: If, and only if, you find all the evidence to back this up, I'll do it, I'll take it on."
  • (Julia Roberts) "You're doing the right thing, Mr. Masry."
  • (Albert Finney) "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remind me of that when I'm filing for bankruptcy."
  • (Albert Finney) "You're emotional, you're erratic. You say anything, you make this personal, and it isn't."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Not personal? That is my work. My sweat. My time away from my kids. If that's not personal, I don't know what is."
  • (Albert Finney) "Hey, come on. Come on. Go home. Get well. Because your no good to be sick. I need you, all right? This case needs you."
  • (Albert Finney) "Didn't you hear? They have $28 billion at their disposal."
  • (Julia Roberts) "So?"
  • (Albert Finney) "You think I'm MADE of money?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "What are you yelling at me for?"
  • (Albert Finney) "Because I'm pissed off."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Good."
  • (Albert Finney) "f*** you."
  • (Julia Roberts) "f*** you back."
  • (Albert Finney) "I really hate you sometimes, I really do."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Aww, you love me."
  • (Albert Finney) "I'd love to help, Erin, but I'm sorry, I have a full staff right now, so --"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Bulls***. If you had a full staff, this office would return a client's damn phone calls."
  • (Albert Finney) "In a law firm you may want to re-think your wardrobe a little."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Well as long as I have one ass instead of two I'll wear what I like if that's all right with you. You might want to re-think those ties."

Julia Roberts as Erin Brockovich

  • (Julia Roberts) "Annabelle Daniels: 714-454-9346. 10 years old, 11 in May. Lived on the plume since birth. Wanted to be a synchronized swimmer so she spent every minute she could in the PG&E; pool. She had a tumor in her brain stem detected last November, an operation on Thanksgiving, shrunk it with radiation after that. Her parents are Ted & Rita. Ted's got Crohn's disease, Rita has chronic headaches, and nausea, and underwent a hysterectomy last fall. Ted grew up in Hinkley. His brother Robbie, and his wife May and their five children: Robbie Jr, Martha, Ed, Rose & Peter also lived on the plume. Their number is 454-9554. You want their diseases?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "NOT PERSONAL. That is my WORK, my SWEAT, and MY TIME AWAY FROM MY KIDS. IF THAT IS NOT PERSONAL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS."
  • (Matthew Brockovich) "This girl's about my age. Is she one of the people you're helping?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Yeah, she's really sick so I'm going to get her some medicine to feel better."
  • (Matthew Brockovich) "Why doesn't her own mom get her medicine?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Because her mom's really sick too."
  • (Matthew Brockovich) "Oh."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Now, I'm smart, I'm hard-working and I'll do anything -- and I'm not leaving here without a job."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Don't make me beg. If it doesn't work out, fire me -- But don't make me beg."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Ya know why everyone thinks that all lawyers are back stabbing, blood sucking scum bags? cause they are. And I can not believe you expect me to go out, leave my kids with strangers and get people to trust you with their lives while all the while your screwing me. You know, Ed, it's not about the number. It's about the way my work is valued in this firm, it's the --"
  • (Albert Finney) "Like I was saying, I thought that the number you proposed was inappropriate, so I increased it."
  • (Albert Finney) "Do they teach beauty queens how to apologize? Because you suck at it."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Uh, Ed -- uh -- thank you -- uh --"
  • (Julia Roberts) "I'm sorry. I just don't see why you're corresponding with PG&E; about your medical problems in the first place."
  • (Marg Helgenberger) "Well, they paid for the doctor's visit."
  • (Julia Roberts) "They did?"
  • (Marg Helgenberger) "You bet. Paid for a checkup for the whole family. And not like with insurance where you pay and a year goes by and maybe you see some money. They just took care of it just like"
  • (Marg Helgenberger) "that. We never even saw a bill."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Wow. Why'd they do that?"
  • (Marg Helgenberger) "Because of the chromium."
  • (Julia Roberts) "I don't need pity, I need a paycheck. And I've looked. But when you've spent the past six years raising babies its real hard to find somebody who pays worth a damn, are ya getting every word of this down honey or am I talking too fast?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Are you going to be something else that I have to survive? Because -- to tell you the truth -- I'm not up to it."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Isn't it funny how some people go out of their way to help others, when others just fire them?"
  • (Albert Finney) "Look, I'm sorry but you were gone for a week. I assumed you were off having fun."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Oh, and why the hell would you assume that?"
  • (Albert Finney) "I don't know. You look like someone who likes to have fun."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Oh, so by that standard I should assume that you never get laid."
  • (Albert Finney) "I'm married."
  • (Albert Finney) "Look. What is this all about?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Do you want to know? Then you'll have to hire me back. I've got a ton of bills to pay."
  • (Albert Finney) "Fine. Fine."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Bite my ass, Krispy Kreme."
  • (Julia Roberts) "For the first time in my life, I got people respecting me. Please, don't ask me to give it up."
  • (Julia Roberts) "I was pulling out real slow, and out of nowhere his Jaguar comes racing around the corner like a bat outta hell --"
  • (Julia Roberts) "They took some bone from my hip and put it in my neck; I didn't have insurance so I'm about $17,00 in debt right now."
  • (Julia Roberts) "I couldn't take painkillers 'cause they made me too groggy to take care of my kids --"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Matthew's six, Katie's four and Beth's just nine months --"
  • (Julia Roberts) "I just wanna be a good mom, a nice person, a decent citizen. Just wanna take good care of my kids. You know?"
  • (Albert Finney) "Yeah -- I know."
  • (Defending Lawyer) "$17,000 in debt? Is your ex-husband helping out?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Which one?"
  • (Defending Lawyer) "There's more than one?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Yeah, there's two. Why?"
  • (Defending Lawyer) "Right, no doubt."
  • (Defending Lawyer) "So, you must've been feeling pretty desperate that afternoon."
  • (Julia Roberts) "What's your point?"
  • (Defending Lawyer) "Broke, three kids, no job. A doctor in a Jaguar must've looked like a pretty good meal ticket."
  • (Julia Roberts) "What?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "He hit me."
  • (Defending Lawyer) "So you say."
  • (Julia Roberts) "He came tearing around the corner out of control."
  • (Defending Lawyer) "An ER doctor who spends his days saving lives was the one out of control --"
  • (Julia Roberts) "THAT ASSHOLE SMASHED IN MY f***ING NECK."
  • (Julia Roberts) "I've been working, that is all I have been doing, what am I supposed to do check in with you every two seconds?"
  • (Conchata Ferrell) "Yes, it's called accountability and --"
  • (Julia Roberts) "I'm not talking to you, bitch."
  • (Conchata Ferrell) "Excuse me?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Get out of my face."

Gina Gallego as Ms. Sanchez

  • (Gina Gallego) "Let's be honest here. $20 million dollars is more money than these people have ever dreamed of."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Oh see, now that pisses me off. First of all, since the demur we have more than 400 plaintiffs and -- let's be honest, we all know there are more out there. They may not be the most sophisticated people but they do know how to divide and $20 million isn't s*** when you split it between them. Second of all, these people don't dream about being rich. They dream about being able to watch their kids swim in a pool without worrying that they'll have to have a hysterectomy at the age of twenty. Like Rosa Diaz, a client of ours. Or have their spine deteriorate, like Stan Blume, another client of ours. So before you come back here with another lame ass offer, I want you to think real hard about what your spine is worth, Mr. Walker. Or what you might expect someone to pay you for your uterus, Ms. Sanchez. Then you take out your calculator and you multiply that number by a hundred. Anything less than that is a waste of our time."
  • (Julia Roberts) "By the way, we had that water brought in specially for you folks. Came from a well in Hinkley."
  • (Gina Gallego) "I think this meeting is over."
  • (Albert Finney) "Damn right it is."

Aaron Eckhart as George

  • (Aaron Eckhart) "How many numbers you got?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Oh, I got numbers comin' outta my ears. For instance: ten."
  • (Aaron Eckhart) "Ten?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Yeah. That's how many months old my baby girl is."
  • (Aaron Eckhart) "You got a little girl?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Yeah. Yeah, sexy, huh? How 'bout this for a number? Six. That's how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I've been married; and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it."
  • (Aaron Eckhart) "Are you always this hard on people who try and help you?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "I'm out of practice."
  • (Aaron Eckhart) "What's the matter? You got so many friends, you don't need one more?"

Peter Coyote as Kurt Potter

  • (Peter Coyote) "Wha -- how did you do this?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Well, um, seeing as how I have no brains or legal expertise, and Ed here was losing all faith in the system, am I right?"
  • (Albert Finney) "Oh, yeah, completely. No faith, no faith --"
  • (Julia Roberts) "I just went out there and performed sexual favors. Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days -- I'm really quite tired."

Marg Helgenberger as Donna Jensen

  • (Marg Helgenberger) "Oh, I made some bundt cake. Let me get some coffee, too."
  • (Albert Finney) "Sorry, we have to be getting back --"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Have a f***in' cup of coffee, Ed."
  • (Albert Finney) "Coffee would be great, thanks."
  • (Michael Harney) "My wife makes great bundt cake."
  • (Albert Finney) "I love bundt cake."
  • (Marg Helgenberger) "'Cause of the chromium."
  • (Julia Roberts) "The what?"
  • (Marg Helgenberger) "The chromium. Well, that's what kicked this whole thing off."
  • (Marg Helgenberger) "You're a lawyer?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "NO, no -- I hate lawyers. I only work for them."

Veanne Cox as Theresa Dallavale

  • (Veanne Cox) "Okay, look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here --"
  • (Julia Roberts) "That's all you got, lady. Two wrong feet in f***ing ugly shoes."

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