Ernest Goes to Camp Quotes

Ernest Goes to Camp is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Ernest Goes to Camp completed its run in 1970.

It features Martin Erlichman as producer, Shane Keister in charge of musical score, and Harry Mathias as head of cinematography.

Ernest Goes to Camp is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Ernest Goes to Camp is 92 minutes long. Ernest Goes to Camp is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell, Victoria Racimo as Nurse St. Cloud, Larry Black as Mr. Tipton, Eddy Schumacher as Counselor Stennis, Victoria Racimo as Chief St. Cloud, Scott Menville as Crutchfield, Jean Wilson as State Supervisor, Patrick Day as Bobby Wayne, Danny Capri as Danny, Todd Loyd as Chip Ozgood, Lyle Alzado as Bronk Stinson, Buck Ford as Mr. Eliott Blatz, John Vernon as Sherman Krader, The Boys as Moustafa 'Moose' Hakeem Jones, and Gailard Sartain as Jake.

Ernest Goes to Camp Quotes

Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell

• (Jim Varney) "No. I-I can't eat on an empty stomach."

• (Jim Varney) "I did it. I took the Lindbergh baby. I am 'Josef Mengele' qv. AAAHHH."

• (Jim Varney) "You see these hands? Huh? Huh? You see them? If I put them in my pockets I will be arrested for concealing lethal weapons."

• (Jim Varney) "And then, he thought he heard it, and that's when Vernon turned around and looked in his rear window -- and there, staring back at him was the hook man."
• (Jim Varney) "So, he stomps on the gas, and he tore out of there, and the next day, Vernon went to get in his car, and there, hanging on the rear view mirror, was the hook."
• (Scott Menville) "I thought it was supposed to be on the door handle."
• (Jim Varney) "Well yeah it was, but then Vernon hung it on the rear view mirror like dice and baby shoes."

Lyle Alzado as Bronk Stinson

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Victoria Racimo as Nurse St. Cloud

• (Victoria Racimo) "If he had faith in The Great One, the knife would not cut him."
• (Victoria Racimo) "If he had courage; true courage, the rock would not break him."
• (Victoria Racimo) "If the brave was pure of heart, the arrow could not catch him."
• (Jim Varney) "Paper, rock scissors."

• (Victoria Racimo) "And that was the ritual of the Blade, the Stone, and the Arrow."
• (Jim Varney) "Like in our culture: Paper, Rock, Scissors."

• (Victoria Racimo) "You will have great wealth if you let these men own the land."
• (Victoria Racimo) "He says, who can own a tree? Who can own a rock? Only the Great Spirit. Mister Black, these grounds are the homes to our ancient Indian ceremonial grounds, my grandfather and I are the last of our tribe."

Larry Black as Mr. Tipton

• (Larry Black) "Have you ever held a leadership position?"
• (Jim Varney) "I had a ant farm once."

• (Larry Black) "What happened?"
• (Victoria Racimo) "Ernest broke the sign."
• (Larry Black) "Well, at least nobody was hurt."

Scott Menville as Crutchfield

• (Butch 'Bubba' Vargas) "Ernest, um -- we've been thinking."
• (Scott Menville) "Yeah, we ain't got much of a chance but we got a plan."
• (Patrick Day) "If we stop those miners then there will be a Camp Kikakee."
• (Jim Varney) "Boys, we can't stop those miners, look what they did to me and that was just one of them."
• (Todd Loyd) "Come on Ernest, that don't sound like no path of the brave to me."
• (The Boys) "I don't want to go back to no institution, I want to stay right here with you."
• (Patrick Day) "Yeah we all do, Ernest."
• (Todd Loyd) "Come on, Ernest, we can get them."
• (Patrick Day) "Hey, it's the path of the brave."
• (Scott Menville) "Let's go for it, we can do it, Ernest."

• (Scott Menville) "That sure was some rap Chief was putting on for us."
• (Todd Loyd) "Do you think it's true?"
• (Patrick Day) "Well you wouldn't catch me standing around letting some Indian throw knives at me."
• (Scott Menville) "Whack."

Gailard Sartain as Jake

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Eddy Schumacher as Counselor Stennis

• (Eddy Schumacher) "You're gonna learn to swim the Stennis way."

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