Ernest Goes to Jail Quotes

Ernest Goes to Jail is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Ernest Goes to Jail completed its run in 1970.

It features Martin Erlichman as producer, Bruce Arntson in charge of musical score, and Peter Stein (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Ernest Goes to Jail is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Ernest Goes to Jail is 81 minutes long. Ernest Goes to Jail is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Dan Leegant as Oscar Pendlesmythe, Gailard Sartain as Chuck, Charles Napier as Guard, Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell, Felix Nash, Ernest as Auntie Nelda, and Barry Scott as Rubin Bartlett.

Ernest Goes to Jail Quotes

Charles Napier as Guard

• (Charles Napier) "Eat, Greaseball."
• (Unnamed) "I didn't order grease ball."

Dan Leegant as Oscar Pendlesmythe

• (Unnamed) "Mr. Poodle-Smurf is lucky to have me. One day, I'm gonna walk into his office and I'll say: 'Oscar Babe'."
• (Dan Leegant) "WHAT?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh good morning Mr. Poodle-Smurf, Puddle-Smit, Smiddle-Poot --"
• (Dan Leegant) "Pendlesmythe you idiot."

Gailard Sartain as Chuck

• (Gailard Sartain) "We're sorry, Ernest, Bobby didn't know the mace can was loaded."

• (Gailard Sartain) "This guy is in love. L-U-V. Ernest is in love. Ernest and Charlotte sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first come love, then comes marriage, then comes Ernest pushing a baby carriage."

Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell, Felix Nash, Ernest as Auntie Nelda

• (Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell, Felix Nash, Ernest) "The way they run this institution is an outrage, for a poor, tight, old lonely woman like me. Her only son of feathers is a terribly successful one. Young man? Young Man?"
• (Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell, Felix Nash, Ernest) "Young Man, Would you please open that gate, I left my car running outside?"
• (Unnamed) "Ma'am, You tell me how you got through this gate, the visitors area's on the other side of the prison."
• (Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell, Felix Nash, Ernest) "I brought him up with the best I could, but sometimes a bad thief pulls from even the most fragile flower."
• (Unnamed) "Ma'am, you are not going through this gate."
• (Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell, Felix Nash, Ernest) "Is this the way you'd treat your mother? Is this the kind of abuse that poor woman must endure?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, I guess that my mother is a little bit mad at- --"
• (Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell, Felix Nash, Ernest) "Mmmhmm. You ought to be in the slammer with the rest of these misfits. If you had any remorse at all for the HORROR you pushed your mother through, you'd open that gate. I have a car overheating as we SPEAK."
• (Unnamed) "Ok, Ok."
• (Unnamed) "All right. Let's open the east gate."
• (Unnamed) "There, now you satisfied?"
• (Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell, Felix Nash, Ernest) "Now tell your mother how her son has improved despite his shady and somewhat checkered past."

Barry Scott as Rubin Bartlett

• (Unnamed) "You beeter watch out Ruben. I'll zot you."
• (Barry Scott) "You're a dead man, Worrell."
• (Unnamed) "Very well. You know I am Ernest P. Worrell, electro-man."

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