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Ernest Rides Again Quotes

Ernest Rides Again is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Ernest Rides Again ended in 1970.

It features Stacy Williams as producer, Bruce Arntson in charge of musical score, and David Geddes (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Ernest Rides Again is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Ernest Rides Again is 96 minutes long. Ernest Rides Again is distributed by Emshell Producers.

The cast includes: Jim Varney as Ernest, and Ron James as Abner.

Ernest Rides Again Quotes

Jim Varney as Ernest

  • (Jim Varney) "Why the long face? I thought you were a "hysterical" professor."
  • (Jim Varney) "Stopped by apple maggots again."
  • (Jim Varney) "Could it be? Is it possible?"
  • (Jim Varney) "It is. It's Cleopatra's crystal skull."
  • (Jim Varney) "Boy this is great. This is just like that John Wayne movie when he and Sundance were in Bulgaria."
  • (Ron James) "Bolivia. They were in Bolivia. Wait a minute, they were killed in Bolivia."
  • (Jim Varney) "Well maybe they should've stayed in Bulgaria."
  • (Jim Varney) "Isn't that one of those lizards that when its tail falls off, it can grow another lizard?"
  • (Jim Varney) "Know what I mean?"

Ron James as Abner

  • (Ron James) "I left my detector."
  • (Jim Varney) "So did I."
  • (Ron James) "But it was a Ten Co."
  • (Jim Varney) "Mine was an Eleven-Co."
  • (Ron James) "You need a CAT Scan, Ernest."
  • (Ron James) "Ernest, are you dead?"
  • (Jim Varney) "I guess I would be if I weren't just that close to being an actual cartoon."
  • (Ron James) "Look, consider the ramifications."
  • (Jim Varney) "We don't have any ramifications, all we've got is this cannon."

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