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Even Stevens Quotes

Even Stevens is a television program that was first aired in 2000 on Disney Channel. Even Stevens ended in 2003.

Even Stevens lasted 3 seasons and 65 episodes. It features John Coda as theme composer. Even Stevens is executive produced by David Brookwell. Even Stevens is created by Matt Dearborn.

Even Stevens is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Even Stevens is 22 minutes long. Even Stevens is produced by Brookwell McNamara Entertainment and distributed by Disney-ABC Domestic Television. Spinoffs for this show include The Even Stevens Movie.

The cast includes: Bernard "Beans" Aranguren as Ren Stevens, and Bernard "Beans" Aranguren as Steve Stevens.

Even Stevens Quotes

Bernard "Beans" Aranguren as Ren Stevens

  • (Bernard "Beans" Aranguren) "Daddy, I know sending Louis to military school is a little harsh, but tough love is our only option."
  • (Bernard "Beans" Aranguren) "We are not sending Louis to military school. Too expensive."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, so it's going to be the "Louis, we have no idea what you're talking about" routine."
  • (Bernard "Beans" Aranguren) "Louis. We have no idea what you're talking about."
  • (Bernard "Beans" Aranguren) "Why didn't you tell me you found Mr. Pookie?"
  • (Unnamed) "Because, you know, you get all screamy, and mushy, jumping, crying, hugging -- it's just horrible."
  • (Bernard "Beans" Aranguren) "All right."
  • (Unnamed) "Ren, what am I supposed to do with the drumsticks? REN?"
  • (Family) "SURPRISE."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh -- Thank you so much ma."
  • (Bernard "Beans" Aranguren) "Thanks for not getting mushy."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey Ren? Jewel's on the phone."
  • (Bernard "Beans" Aranguren) "I told you to hold my calls."
  • (Unnamed) "She is on hold. Duh."
  • (Bernard "Beans" Aranguren) "The only job I've ever had is a lemonade stand."
  • (Unnamed) "There you go, extensive food related experience."
  • (Bernard "Beans" Aranguren) "I'm sorry, but sometimes you just have to stick to your principles."
  • (Unnamed) "Do not talk to a principal about principles."
  • (Unnamed) "How was Chicago?"
  • (Bernard "Beans" Aranguren) "Windy."
  • (Unnamed) "I am making a quality cucumber shake here."
  • (Bernard "Beans" Aranguren) "Not on my time."
  • (Bernard "Beans" Aranguren) "Take him down. Her down. Boy, girl, it doesn't matter. Take that person down."
  • (Bernard "Beans" Aranguren) "May I please have permission to FedEx Louis to Timbuktu before June-Marie gets here?"
  • (Unnamed) "Absolutely not. UPS is so much cheaper."

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