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Everyone Says I Love You Quotes

Everyone Says I Love You is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Everyone Says I Love You ended in 1970.

It features Robert Greenhut as producer, Dick Hyman in charge of musical score, and Carlo Di Palma as head of cinematography.

Everyone Says I Love You is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Everyone Says I Love You is 101 minutes long. Everyone Says I Love You is distributed by Miramax Films.

The cast includes: Alan Alda as Bob, Goldie Hawn as Steffi, Woody Allen as Joe, Natasha Lyonne as DJ, Tim Roth as Charles Ferry, Drew Barrymore as Schuyler Dandridge, Natalie Portman as Laura, Alan Alda as Bob Dandridge, Edward Norton as Holden Spence, and Gaby Hoffmann as Lane.

Everyone Says I Love You Quotes

Natalie Portman as Laura

  • (Natalie Portman) "I'm through with love, I'll never fall again."
  • (Goldie Hawn) "What are you talking about? You're only 14."
  • (Alan Alda) "I'm through with love, I'll never fall again."
  • (Goldie Hawn) "What are you singing about? You're not in love with Holden."
  • (Natalie Portman) "Please, no humiliating schemes."

Alan Alda as Bob

  • (Alan Alda) "How are you going to go out with this man? You can't get behind him. He won't let you. You try to scratch his back, he'll knife you."
  • (Alan Alda) "I can't believe I'm having this conversation with my own son, my flesh and blood. I can't believe it. Unless some large Republican pea pods are in the basement and have taken over your body."
  • (Alan Alda) "What is this, Noël Coward with hockey?"
  • (Alan Alda) "Frieda, this pasta doesn't have any sauce"
  • (Frieda) "It's Bavarian pasta, it doesn't need sauce. The Italians need sauce. The Italians were weak."
  • (Alan Alda) "No, I'm fine, I'm fine. As long as I don't move my eyeballs."

Natasha Lyonne as DJ

  • (Natasha Lyonne) "And wouldn't you know it, as soon as his brain started functioning properly, Scott resigned from the Young Conservative Republican Club and started espousing left-wing, Democratic, liberal philosophy."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "And, of course, my stepbrother Scott, who's very smart, but currently on the outs with the family, because he's become a conservative Republican, which has caused my stepfather to have a stroke since we're all liberal Democrats."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "If Dad's a liberal Democrat, then you'd have to say Mom is the one thing more extreme. She's a guilty liberal Democrat."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "That's Frieda, our maid. Personally I think she was Hitler's maid at Berchtesgaden."

Goldie Hawn as Steffi

  • (Goldie Hawn) "Speaking as a woman, Holden can be very animal too."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Yes, Mom, but it's of the gerbil family."
  • (Goldie Hawn) "I've been trying since we got divorced to find the right woman for him, somebody to match up with his personality. I'm beginning to wonder if the world population isn't too limited."
  • (Goldie Hawn) "You always pick the wrong women."
  • (Woody Allen) "Hey, I picked you."
  • (Goldie Hawn) "Yeah, I know, we got divorced."
  • (Woody Allen) "'Cause you were impossible to live with."
  • (Goldie Hawn) ""I was impossible to live with," I love this. You couldn't figure out whether you wanted to be a psychoanalyst or a writer."
  • (Woody Allen) "So I compromised, I became a writer and a patient."
  • (Goldie Hawn) "He's a criminal."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Mom, I'm shocked. You've done nothing but sing his praises for months."
  • (Goldie Hawn) "He was a foot fetishist, it's the only group I remember him belonging to; it drove your Mother crazy."
  • (Goldie Hawn) "I say give them an opportunity to decorate their own cells with their personal interior decorator."
  • (Goldie Hawn) "What's it all about? I ean, what; what are we doing? We're rushing -- we're rushing --"
  • (Alan Alda) "Th-that's right."
  • (Goldie Hawn) "Where are we going?"
  • (Natalie Portman) "They're so old."
  • (Goldie Hawn) "-- into the void."
  • (Alan Alda) "That's it. The void is it? You know, I never believed in God."
  • (Goldie Hawn) "Oh."
  • (Alan Alda) "No, I didn't -- not even asa little kid. I used; I used to think; I remember this; I used to think even if he exists, he's done such a terrible job."
  • (Gaby Hoffmann) "Dad."
  • (Alan Alda) "It's a wonder people don't file a class action suit against him."

Woody Allen as Joe

  • (Woody Allen) "There was a moment there when I stroked when I should have hickeyed."
  • (Woody Allen) "Carol was a poet and a member of MENSA so --"
  • (Goldie Hawn) "She was a heroin addict."
  • (Woody Allen) "Yeah she was also a heroin addict, but I thought it was insulin, so how was I to know?"
  • (Woody Allen) "I'm gonna kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I'll be dead. In fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or -- wait a minute. With the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York, but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done and I could also be dead."
  • (Woody Allen) "Madeline was an archaeologist. She was fabulous."
  • (Goldie Hawn) "Madeline was a nymphomaniac."
  • (Woody Allen) "Yeah, okay, she had a little problem with fidelity. You know, I didn't happen to see it."
  • (Woody Allen) "In a relationship, it is better to be the leaver than the leavee."
  • (Woody Allen) "My knowledge of art is limited to Kirk Douglas as Vincent VanGogh."
  • (Woody Allen) "You're going to major in Journalism or Law. Not Rowing."

Tim Roth as Charles Ferry

  • (Tim Roth) "A lot of times a guy'll come up behind ya and -- Swish. You get your blade out quick, you stick it in him, or you're dead."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "Have you stuck a lot of other inmates, Mr. Ferry?"
  • (Tim Roth) "Enough."
  • (Tim Roth) "How was it?"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Uh -- very interesting. I've never been kissed by a sociopath before."
  • (Tim Roth) "I kissed you the best I could; considering the only practice I had kissin' in the last ten years is with Vincent 'The Thumb' Adatto."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Jeez, Vincent the Thumb doesn't know what he's missing."
  • (Tim Roth) "Nobody gets behind me."
  • (Tim Roth) "I'm lucky the parole came trough, but I was gonna get out one way or the other."
  • (Gaby Hoffmann) "Excuse me, what exactly does that mean?"
  • (Tim Roth) "Ice the guard."
  • (Tim Roth) "If you were my girl, I'd make love to you in every room of the house, on every table top, on every rug --"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "We also have some lovely Early American chandeliers --"

Drew Barrymore as Schuyler Dandridge

  • (Drew Barrymore) "Charles, where did you get the money to pay for everything -- and this car?"
  • (Tim Roth) "Uh, well, you know -- loans."

Edward Norton as Holden Spence

  • (Edward Norton) "It's all right. She just swallowed a little jewelry, enjoy your dinners."

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