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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask) (film) Quotes

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask) (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* ended in 1970.

It features Charles Joffe as producer, Mundell Lowe in charge of musical score, and David M. Walsh as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask) (film) is 88 minutes long. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask) (film) is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Tony Randall as The Operator, Lynn Redgrave as The Queen, Elaine Giftos as Mrs. Ross, Anthony Quayle as The King, Louise Lasser as Gina, Heather MacRae as Helen Lacey, John Carradine as Dr. Bernardo, and Erin Fleming as The Girl.

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask) (film) Quotes

John Carradine as Dr. Bernardo

  • (John Carradine) "In here I have twenty scouts. I want to measure your respiration when they gang-bang you."

Tony Randall as The Operator

  • (Tony Randall) "Can we please have an erection? What the hell is going on down there?"
  • (Tony Randall) "Attention gonads, we're going for seconds."

Anthony Quayle as The King

  • (Anthony Quayle) "Come, give me a kiss."
  • (The Fool) "'Course, Milord; stick out your tongue."

Louise Lasser as Gina

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Lynn Redgrave as The Queen

  • (Lynn Redgrave) "Ah, 'tis the chastity belt that the jealous King hath fastened upon me that no one but he shalst have the goods of the body."
  • (The Fool) "Yeah, it's a pretty bad break for all of us at the Palace."
  • (Lynn Redgrave) "Kiss me quick."
  • (The Fool) "Yes --. where is your quick?"

Heather MacRae as Helen Lacey

  • (Heather MacRae) "Oh, Victor, please don't do anything dangerous."
  • (Victor Shakapopulis) "Don't worry. I know how to handle tits."
  • (Heather MacRae) "You're insane."
  • (John Carradine) "That's what they called me at Masters and Johnson for creating a 400-foot diaphragm. Contraception for the entire nation at once."

Erin Fleming as The Girl

  • (Erin Fleming) "For me, Norman Mailer has exactly that same sort of relevance; that affirmitive, negative duality that only Proust or Flaubert could achieve."
  • (Tony Randall) "I don't know if we're gonna make it or not, doesn't look too good."
  • (Erin Fleming) "I'm a graduate of New York University."
  • (Tony Randall) "We're gonna make it."

Elaine Giftos as Mrs. Ross

  • (Elaine Giftos) "How could you?"
  • (Dr Doug Ross) "This is Mrs. Bencours, one of my patients. She thinks she's a sheep."

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