Fair Game (1995 film) Quotes

Fair Game (1995 film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Fair Game completed its run in 1970.

It features Joel Silver as producer, Mark Mancina in charge of musical score, and Richard Bowen as head of cinematography.

Fair Game (1995 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Fair Game (1995 film) is 91 minutes long. Fair Game (1995 film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Steven Berkoff as Ilya Kazak, Cindy Crawford as Kate McQuean, William Baldwin as Max Kilpatric, John Bedford Lloyd as Louis, Miguel Sandoval as Emilio Juantorena, Olek Krupa as Zhukov, Gustav Vintas as Stefan, Johann Carlo as Jodi Kirkpatrick, William Baldwin as Max, Cindy Crawford as Kate, Jenette Goldstein as Rosa, William Baldwin as Max Kirkpatrick, and Salma Hayek as Rita.

Fair Game (1995 film) Quotes

Jenette Goldstein as Rosa

• (Jenette Goldstein) "Ahh. Did that hurt you? Poor little baby. Let Mommy kick it for you and make it better."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, babe. If you were Dominos, I'd get a discount."
• (Jenette Goldstein) "If I were Dominos, you'd still be alive."

Salma Hayek as Rita

• (Salma Hayek) "Don't do shh -- to me. I am not --"
• (William Baldwin) "shh --"
• (Salma Hayek) "Do I look like a warehouse?"

• (Salma Hayek) "THIS is your mail because it has your name on it. My mail is sometimes addressed to OCCUPANT. Because, Max, I AM the f***ing occupant of my place. Whereas YOU are no longer an occupant. Is this sinking in? GET YOUR s*** OUT OF MY APARTMENT."

Gustav Vintas as Stefan

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

William Baldwin as Max

• (William Baldwin) "Why don't you drop that bulls*** American accent."
• (Steven Berkoff) "I don't know what you mean."
• (William Baldwin) "Dosvedanya, Asshole."
• (Unnamed) "Dosve -- WHAT."
• (Steven Berkoff) "Dosvedanya, Asshole?"
• (Unnamed) "Yo man, f*** YOU and f*** whoever ELSE on the phone."
• (Steven Berkoff) "Clever BASTARD."

• (William Baldwin) "Who's ever after you are real pros."
• (Cindy Crawford) "I guess I should be proud, it would be embarrassing to be killed by an amateur."

• (William Baldwin) "So, a computer is good for something after all."

• (William Baldwin) "Please, Rita. Just cut me a little slack on space, OK."
• (Salma Hayek) "No, no, no. You have run out of slacks, Max. No more slacks for you."

• (William Baldwin) "Is it a felony to shoot a computer?"
• (John Bedford Lloyd) "Only in California."

• (William Baldwin) "You killed my partner, my cousin, my crew --"
• (Steven Berkoff) "Ssssssorry."
• (William Baldwin) "You really have no conscience, do you?"
• (Steven Berkoff) "Oh, I can't afford the luxury of a conscience."
• (Steven Berkoff) "Kill him."

Steven Berkoff as Ilya Kazak

• (Steven Berkoff) "I'm getting most annoyed by your petty incompetence."
• (Miguel Sandoval) "Hey, you seem to forget you tap phones for a living, I tap banks."
• (Miguel Sandoval) "If it wasn't for me you'd be stuck in Havana pulling bananas out of your ass."
• (Miguel Sandoval) "Oh, what. You're going to shoot me."
• (Steven Berkoff) "Yes."
• (Steven Berkoff) "You. You know how to use a computer as well as him."
• (Olek Krupa) "DA."

• (Steven Berkoff) "When I ran the KGB out of Cuba, I helped some -- politically incorrect people hide billions of dollars in various Free World accounts, but I kept the account numbers. Magic numbers. Now, your client's husband, may he rest in peace, knew the secrets of banking, while I knew the secrets of phone lines. A match made in heaven. So when the time was right I could use those magic numbers and HELP MYSELF. But then you had to come along and f*** IT UP."

• (Steven Berkoff) "Hello. You have reached the number of Detective Kirkpatrick's meddling relative. Cousin Jodi cannot answer the phone right now, but if you wish to leave a message, please contact your nearest psychic."
• (Steven Berkoff) "Dosvedanya to you, asshole."

• (Steven Berkoff) "When did she become a 'they'?"
• (Jenette Goldstein) "She is with the cop. And he's very good. He took out our whole god**** team."

Olek Krupa as Zhukov

• (Olek Krupa) "I can't believe it. They used their cellphone. It's like painting a huge bullseye on your ass."

Cindy Crawford as Kate

• (Cindy Crawford) "No one tried to kill me. This is Miami. I'm local. We only shoot the tourists."

• (Adam) "Are you looking for hardware -- or is it software you're interested in?"
• (Cindy Crawford) "Hardware. I was hoping to demo your unit."
• (Adam) "I'd have to -- boot up first."
• (Cindy Crawford) "Well, why -- don'cha?"

• (Cindy Crawford) "You know that they call a Florida cop in a three-piece suit?"
• (William Baldwin) "No. What?"
• (Cindy Crawford) "The defendant."

Johann Carlo as Jodi Kirkpatrick

• (Johann Carlo) "So, genius, have you ever pissed off the KGB?"
• (William Baldwin) "KGB?"
• (Johann Carlo) "The Russian letter for Z looks like a 3. So 33 means ZZ which means Zapatnya Zabov, which means "Death to the West". They were based out of Cuba to strike Western targets. They being KGB Away Teams."
• (Johann Carlo) "They were the Navy SEALS of the Spy World. Wet Works, Black Bag Jobs, Electronic Surveillance, if it was bad, these guys did it."
• (William Baldwin) "f*** DID, they're DOING. And they're right on my ass."
• (Johann Carlo) "Avoid anything that leaves electronic footprints because they WILL find it. Seriously, these people can crawl into your living room and pick your nose for you."

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