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Faith, Hope and Trick Quotes

Faith, Hope and Trick is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Faith, Hope &amp ended its run in 1970.

Faith, Hope and Trick Quotes

  • (Buffy) "Mom, the only way you get a new slayer is when the old slayer dies."
  • (Joyce) "Then that means you -- When did you die? You never told me you died."
  • (Buffy) "No it-it was just for a few minutes."
  • (Buffy) "Scott."
  • (Scott Hope) "How are you?"
  • (Buffy) "Uh, okay, you know I gotta --"
  • (Scott Hope) "I know, be somewhere else, right? Think of this as my last-ditch effort. I realize that one more is gonna qualify as stalking -- I've given a lot of thought, some might say too much thought, to-to how I might be a part of your life. It begins with conversation; we all know this; maybe over a cup of coffee. Or maybe at the Buster Keaton festival playing on State Street all this weekend."
  • (Buffy) "You know, come to think of it, I-I don't think I've given a fair chance to -- Buster Keaton. I-I like what I've seen of him so far; I-I think it might be time to see a little more."
  • (Scott Hope) "Keaton is key."
  • (Mr. Trick) "Sunnydale. Town's got quaint, and the people: he called me "sir", don't you just miss that? I mean, admittedly, it's not a haven for the brothers. You know, strictly the Caucasian persuasion here in the Dale. But you know you just gotta stand up and salute that death rate. I ran a statistical analysis and, Hello Darkness. Makes D.C. look like Mayberry. And ain't nobody sayin' boo about it. We could fit right in here. Have us some fun."
  • (Buffy) "Angel was cured."
  • (Giles) "I'm sorry?"
  • (Buffy) "When I killed him, Angel was cured. Your spell worked at the last minute, Will. I was about to take him out, and, um -- something went through him -- and he was Angel again. He -- he didn't remember anything that he'd done. He just held me. Um -- but it -- it was -- it was too late, and I-I had to. Acathla was waking up and about to swallow the world into Hell. So, I-I told him that I loved him -- and I kissed him -- and I killed him. That's why I ran away without telling anyone. I just couldn't deal with it. I don't know if that helps with your spell or not, Giles."
  • (Giles) "Uh, yes, I-I believe it will."
  • (Willow) "I'm sorry. I'm really sorry for giving you a hard time about running away and not wanting to talk about it. I had no idea."
  • (Buffy) "It's okay. I've been holding onto that for so long. Just like Faith when she ran away from Boston after seeing her Watcher get killed. Felt good to get it out. Well -- I'll see you guys later."
  • (Willow) "Giles -- I know you don't like me playing with mystical forces, but if you give me a chance I can really help with this binding spell."
  • (Giles) "There is no spell."
  • (Buffy) "Oh, the one that nearly bit me mentioned something about 'kissing toast'. He lived for kissing toast."
  • (Giles) "You mean, Kakistos?"
  • (Buffy) "Maybe it was taquitos. Maybe he lived for taquitos. What?"
  • (Giles) "Kakistos."
  • (Buffy) "Is that bad?"
  • (Giles) "Kakistos is Greek, it means the worst of the worst. It's also the name of a vampire so old that his hands and feet are cloven."
  • (Buffy) "So, let me get this strait. I'm really back in school because the School Board overruled you. Wow. That's like having your whole ability to do this job called into question, when you think about it."
  • (Joyce) "I think what my daughter's trying to say is, "Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah.""
  • (Buffy) "Hey, uh, I was, um, I was waiting for you to get out of class."
  • (Scott Hope) "Oh, uh, why?"
  • (Buffy) "Um, there was someone, a while ago, and, uh, the ring sort of confused me. But I like what you said about friendship, I liked it a lot. And Buster Keaton, big fun. And I'm capable of big fun, even though there's no earthly way you could possibly know that about me, wow if I knew I was gonna go on this long, I probably would have brought some water. Uh, what I'm trying to say is, um, if you would still like to go to the film festival; and I would understand it if you didn't; I'd pretty much love to go with you."
  • (Scott Hope) "Uh, um. I don't know, Buffy. I'm-I'm really gonna have to think about this."
  • (Scott Hope) "Okay, you know what, I've thought about it and I'm in. When do you want to go?"
  • (Oz) "I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say there's a new slayer in town."
  • (Buffy) "Oh, no -- I have to go take an English make-up exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right?"
  • (Faith) "This whole summer was a heat wave. The worst in years. So, it's about 118 degrees at night and I'm sleeping without a stitch on and all of a sudden I hear screaming from outside. I tear outside, stark nude, armed with my wooden stake and I see this church bus has broke down outside my apartment building and there are these three vamps feasting on half the Baptist clergy in my hometown of South Boston. So, I waste the vamps in less then a minute and the head preacher comes out of the bus and he thanks me for saving his life. He's literally hugging me like there's no tomorrow, when all of a sudden the cops pulled up and arrested us both."
  • (Xander) "Wow. They should film that story and show it on cable TV every Christmas."
  • (Oz) "I'm wondering about your position on werewolves."
  • (Willow) "Oz is a werewolf."
  • (Buffy) "It's a long story."
  • (Oz) "I got bit."
  • (Buffy) "Apparently not that long."
  • (Faith) "Hey, as long as you don't go scratching at me or humpin' my leg, we're five by five."
  • (Oz) "Fair enough."
  • (Buffy) "Giles say what he wanted? Do you think he's mad?"
  • (Willow) "No, I don't think so. I think he just needed to see you. Have you ever noticed, though, when he is mad, but he's too English to say anything, he makes that weird cluck- cluck sound with his tongue?"
  • (Buffy) "Hi, Giles."
  • (Willow) "Oh, hi. Been there long?"
  • (Buffy) "Maybe I should introduce you again. Faith, this is Giles."
  • (Faith) "I've seen him. If I'da known they came that young and cute, I would've requested a transfer."
  • (Buffy) "Raise your hand if eww."
  • (Scott Hope) "I'm sorry, I'm a bad liar. It's not good for the soul. Or-or the skin, actually, it makes me blotch."
  • (Buffy) "Well, I -- hadn't definitely one hundred percent said no for all time. It's just, you know, you don't enter into these things lightly, you know. There's-there's repercussions to consider and -- why am I seeing a look?"
  • (Willow) "You really do need to find the fun, B.; uffy."
  • (Faith) "What about you? What was your toughest kill?"
  • (Buffy) "Um, well, you know, they're all difficult, I guess. Uh, oh, oh, do you guys remember the Three? That's right, you never met the Three. Well, there was three --"

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