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Family Affairs Quotes

Family Affairs is a television program that was first aired in 1997 on Channel 5 (UK). Family Affairs stopped airing in 2005.

Family Affairs was on for 2,285 episodes. Family Affairs is created by Mal Young.

Each episode of Family Affairs is 30 minutes long. Family Affairs is produced by Thames Television and distributed by Pearson Television.

Family Affairs Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Happy anniversary, darling."
  • (Unnamed) "Not much of a turnout."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, Sadie wasn't up to it, and you should have heard Julie-Ann on the phone. And Dave I had to stop from coming and setting off fireworks."
  • (Unnamed) "You could fit two pairs in there."
  • (Unnamed) "We are sure that's him in there, aren't we?"
  • (Unnamed) "Is it ticking?"
  • (Unnamed) "I give it six months before he chucks her back in the river."
  • (Unnamed) "How much have you had?"
  • (Unnamed) "180."
  • (Unnamed) "Pete Callan was a man we all -- knew, erm -- He was a father of two --"
  • (Unnamed) "three. And, erm, he was a husband. Firstly there was Maria, and then Claire, and then Siobhan, although he had to remarry Siobhan because the first time was bigamy. And then finally there was Eileen. Pete will always be remembered as a bit of a colourful character. Although we never really saw him in anything but black."
  • (Unnamed) "Thank you, Cat."
  • (Unnamed) "No Problem."
  • (Unnamed) "That was a noble effort. Perhaps I can find the words for how Pete should be remembered. When a person dies before their time, we usually think what a shame it is; we overlook their faults, and we praise their qualities. In this company, I know I'd be wasting my breath. Pete Callan; my husband; was a liar. An adulterer. Yet this was the man I chose to live with. The man I married. The man I've recently discovered has cut me out of his life like I never existed. We'll think back on you, Pete; as the man most hated, and the man most adored. Not least by me. I know what's in my heart, and despite everything, because of you, I've been lucky enough to know what true love feels like. You can't ever rob me of that."
  • (Unnamed) "I've had deeper soup."
  • (Unnamed) "Fancy coming to McDonalds?"
  • (Unnamed) "I've already seen one red-headed clown."
  • (Unnamed) "She's in labour. Quick, dump the midwife in the car and I'll phone the bag."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, that's put an end to my "Great Expectations" for tonight."
  • (Unnamed) "Do you remember when we used to dance to this and rip off our skirts?"
  • (Unnamed) "Why change the habit of a lifetime?"
  • (Unnamed) "No. Not in my pub."
  • (Unnamed) "I could dance naked and still they wouldn't notice."
  • (Unnamed) "No son of mine plays with dolls."

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