Family Business (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) Quotes

Family Business (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Family Business completed its run in 1970.

It features Jay Chattaway in charge of musical score.

Family Business (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) Quotes

• (Commander Sisko) "If you want any suggestions, I'll be in cargo bay --"
• (Chief O'Brien) "Four."
• (Commander Sisko) "Huh? Seven."
• (Chief O'Brien) "Oh, er -- I -- I-I thought --"
• (Commander Sisko) "Thought what?"
• (Chief O'Brien) "I thought you were going to -- talk to the freighter captain."
• (Doctor Bashir) "You know, uh, Jake's friend?"
• (Commander Sisko) "Ah. How do you two know about her?"
• (Doctor Bashir) "The Chief told me."
• (Commander Sisko) "Exactly how many people has Jake told about this woman?"
• (Chief O'Brien) "Everyone."

• (Major Kira) "The 'Rubicon' it is. You know, the rate we go through runabouts, it's a good thing the Earth has so many rivers."

• (Quark) "If our disgrace is made known, do you think we can ever do business with another Ferengi again? I wouldn't do business with me."

• (Rom) "He went from one bad deal to the next, one failure after another. He couldn't hold on to latinum if you sewed it into his pants."

• (Commander Sisko) "What did you think about her?"
• (Lieutenant Jadzia Dax) "Let me just put it this way: if I were Curzon, I'd have stolen her from you by now."
• (Commander Sisko) "That's one of the reasons I'm glad you're not Curzon anymore."

• (Ishka) "Quark, sometimes you can be so thick-headed."
• (Rom) "Now, Moogie, there's no need to be insulting --"
• (Ishka) "Of course there is."

• (Quark) "She's been operating under dozens of different aliases, conducting transactions all over the Ferengi Alliance. Do you know what this means?"
• (Rom) "It means Moogie's got the lobes for business."

• (Ishka) "Since when does a Ferengi have to make excuses for making profit?"
• (Quark) "You're a female."
• (Ishka) "And when it comes to profit, this female is a better Ferengi than you'll ever be."

• (Quark) "I've no intention of spending my latinum to make restitution for her crimes. I will wring that confession out of her if I have to."
• (Odo) "This is your mother you're talking about?"
• (Quark) "Don't remind me."

• (Ishka) "Oh, it's good to see you, son. You look well."
• (Rom) "And you look -- dressed."
• (Brunt) "Your mother -- is wearing clothes."
• (Quark) "Mother. Get undressed this instant."

• (Jake Sisko) "You only cook Hungarian food when you're in a really good mood."

• (Quark) "That's how it begins. All it takes is for one impressionable youngster to join Starfleet, and the next thing you know, a whole generation of Ferengi will be quoting the Prime Directive and abandoning the pursuit of latinum. It's the end of Ferengi civilization as we know it, and it's all your fault."

• (Brunt) "Brunt, FCA."

• (Ishka) "Rom's a lot like his father. And you -- I suppose are a lot like me."
• (Quark) "I never knew you felt like that."
• (Ishka) "Your father might have bought you your first copy of the Rules of Acquisition. But who helped you memorize them?"
• (Quark) "You did."
• (Ishka) "I don't think I've ever been prouder -- than the first time you made it through all 285 rules without a mistake."
• (Quark) "Rom knows them just as well as I do."
• (Ishka) "But you understand them. Rom never did, and neither did his father. But even if Keldar didn't know the first thing about profit, he knew everything about family. He was a good husband, and a wonderful father, and I loved him for that. The way I love Rom. And the way I love you."

• (Rom) "Brother? -- Is everything all right?"
• (Quark) "M-hm."
• (Rom) "I'm so proud of you, Quark. I mean, other people in this situation might overreact and lose their temper, make a bad situation worse. But not my brother, mm-mm. You're too smart for that. You're gonna sit here and study the problem, and then come up with a clear, simple solution."
• (Quark) "I already have."
• (Rom) "A-haa, you see? I told you.; What is it?"
• (Quark) "I'm going to kill her."

• (Brunt) "I sincerely hope I never see any of you again."
• (Quark) "The feeling is mutual."

• (Quark) "Females are not allowed to earn profit."
• (Ishka) "Why not?"
• (Quark) "Because it's the law, and without law, society would descend into chaos."
• (Ishka) "If you ask me, this society could use a little chaos."

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