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Family Gay Quotes

Family Gay is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Family Gay ended in 1970.

Family Gay Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Is there a reason all the horses are named after cancelled Fox shows?"
  • (Unnamed) "Kitchen Confidential is in the lead, followed by The Wedding Bells, followed by Happy Hour, followed by The War at Home, followed by Drive, followed by The Winner, followed by Life on a Stick, followed by The Loop, followed by Head Cases, followed by Standoff, followed by Vanished, followed by Free Ride, followed by Method and Red, followed by Tru Calling, followed by Quintuplets, followed by Stacked, followed by Justice, followed by North Shore, followed by Back to You. And bringing up in the rear, but somehow, still in the race, is 'Til Death."
  • (Unnamed) "You named your horse 'Til Death?"
  • (Unnamed) "You know why? 'Cause I'm gonna take this horse and shove it down America's throat."
  • (Unnamed) "What's this? It looks like 'Til Death has taken a right turn and is heading into the stands."
  • (Unnamed) "Dear, God. I could describe the horror I am witnessing, but it is so fathomably ugly and heartrending that I cannot bring myself to do so, although I do possess the necessary descriptive powers. Oh, well, at least the horse ran past the class of visiting deaf second graders. Oh, no. Dear, God. He's going back."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, I know you can't hear any screams, but I assure you, they are signing frantically just as fast their little fingers can shape the complicated phonemes necessary to convey dread and terror."
  • (Unnamed) "Wait a sec. Hold the phone. He's going back towards the track. Fellas, this race ain't over, yet."
  • (Woman) "My baby's dead."
  • (Unnamed) "It's over."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey there little fellaw."
  • (Jockey) "I'm 48"
  • (Unnamed) "This whole place is a giant mind f***."
  • (Unnamed) "So, we're just like never gonna talk about this, again?"
  • (Unnamed) "That's right, sweetie."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I'm just happy to have your father home, again."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, and thank God, everything's back to normal."
  • (Unnamed) "Take back your f***ing horse."

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