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Family Ties Quotes

Family Ties is a Sitcom that was first aired in 1982 on NBC. Family Ties ended its run in 1989.

Family Ties was on for 7 seasons and 176 + one film episodes. It features Jeff Barry as theme composer. Family Ties is created by Gary David Goldberg.

Family Ties is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Family Ties is 24 minutes long. Family Ties is produced by Ubu Productions and distributed by Paramount Domestic Television.

The cast includes: Michael J. Fox as Alex P. Keaton, Brian Bonsall as Andrew Keaton, Michael Gross as Steven Keaton, Justine Bateman as Mallory Keaton, Meredith Baxter as Elyse Keaton, Tom Hanks as Ned Donnelly, Tina Yothers as Jennifer Keaton, Scott Valentine as Nick Moore, and Michael Gross as Steven.

Family Ties Quotes

Michael Gross as Steven Keaton

  • (Michael Gross) "I can't wait to try this Pasta Alex, Alex."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "I love a man with a healthy appetite."
  • (Michael Gross) "What's this?"
  • (Meredith Baxter) "Andrew drew it. It's a picture of a dog. I told him that he couldn't have a dog because Malory is allergic to dogs."
  • (Michael Gross) "What's this?"
  • (Meredith Baxter) "It's a picture of Malory moving away."
  • (Michael Gross) "What's this?"
  • (Meredith Baxter) "Andrew drew it. It's a picture of a dog. I told him that he couldn't have a dog because Mallory is allergic to dogs."
  • (Michael Gross) "What's this?"
  • (Meredith Baxter) "It's a picture of Mallory moving away."
  • (Michael Gross) "I love you, Elyse."
  • (Meredith Baxter) "No, I love you more, Steven."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Oh, for crying -- will you hang up the phone?"

Michael J. Fox as Alex P. Keaton

  • (Michael J. Fox) "Of all the Basic Applied Economic Principles of Capitalism in the Post-Industrial Era Seminars in the world, you had to walk into mine."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "You just drank a whole bottle of vanilla extract."
  • (Tom Hanks) "I'm sorry; did you want some?"
  • (Michael J. Fox) "It's just like taking candy from a baby."
  • (Tina Yothers) "Brings back memories."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Hey, I don't mind if I toot my own horn. Toot, toot."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "I want you, Mallory. I want you. I can take you with one brain tied behind my back."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Remember when we were kids and I run you over with my bicycle?"
  • (Erwin 'Skippy' Handleman) "Yes."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "I have a car now."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "People who have money don't need people."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Face it, Keaton. She wants you."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "I had not idea Nick could be so -- useful."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Mallory, someone stupid called -- sometime today -- about something trivial."
  • (Justine Bateman) "Alex you know that could be any one of my friends."

Justine Bateman as Mallory Keaton

  • (Justine Bateman) "I shop, therefore I am."
  • (Justine Bateman) "The meaning of life? That's simple. Try to be happy, try not to hurt other people, and hope to fall in love."
  • (Justine Bateman) "Dad, Alex, this is Jamie Carter."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Aaaaah."
  • (Michael Gross) "It's okay, Alex. She said Jamie, not Jimmy."

Brian Bonsall as Andrew Keaton

  • (Brian Bonsall) "Jennifer -- I've witnessed the one state that has no capital. So you see, it's the responsibility of every American to look after Ireland."
  • (Brian Bonsall) "Alex is reading me "Robin Hood," where he robs from the poor and gives to the rich."
  • (Michael Gross) "That's not Robin Hood, that's Ronald Reagan."
  • (Brian Bonsall) "Alex is King."

Meredith Baxter as Elyse Keaton

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Scott Valentine as Nick Moore

  • (Scott Valentine) "We can walk on coals / Have ninjas fight us / Just don't get gingivitis."
  • (Michael Gross) "We can walk on coals / Have ninjas fight us/ Just don't get gingivitis."
  • (Michael Gross) "Elyse, I had a nightmare. I dreamed I was Nick."

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