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Fast Five Quotes

Fast Five is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Fast Five ended its run in 1970.

It features Neal H. Moritz; Vin Diesel, and Michael Fottrell as producer, Brian Tyler (composer) in charge of musical score, and Stephen F. Windon as head of cinematography.

Fast Five is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Fast Five is 130 minutes long. Fast Five is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Dwayne Johnson as Hobbs, Vin Diesel as Dominic Toretto, Paul Walker as Brian O'Conner, Ludacris as Tej, Tyrese Gibson as Roman Pearce, Gal Gadot as Gisele, Sung Kang as Han Lue, Joaquim de Almeida as Reyes, Elsa Pataky as Elena Neves, and Matt Schulze as Vince.

Fast Five Quotes

Dwayne Johnson as Hobbs

  • (Dwayne Johnson) "Wilkes. Run the photos of known associates of Toretto and O'Conner against customs entries into Brazil in the last two weeks. Check planes, trains, boats; everything short of the god**** space shuttle."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "Hey Toretto, you're under arrest."
  • (Vin Diesel) "I don't feel like I'm under arrest."
  • (Vin Diesel) "How about you Brian?"
  • (Paul Walker) "No, not a bit. Not even a little bit."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "Oh just give it a minute, it will sink in."
  • (Paul Walker) "We didn't kill those feds. That was Reyes."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "I don't give a s***. I'm just here to bring two assholes whose names hit my desk."
  • (Paul Walker) "Yeah, that sounds like a real hero."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "That's funny. From a guy who took the oath of a cop, then went against everything it stood for, for some wannabe tough guy prick who beat a man half to death with a socket wrench. Yeah, real tough. You turn around and put your hands behind your back."
  • (Vin Diesel) "I don't think so."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "Your mistake is thinking you have a god**** choice, boy."
  • (Vin Diesel) "And your mistake? Thinking you're in America. You're a long way from home. This is Brazil."

Vin Diesel as Dominic Toretto

  • (Vin Diesel) "When Hobbs crashes into Dom's 70 Charger, Dom says, "You just made a big mistake.""
  • (Vin Diesel) "That little coupe may run the streets around here, but"
  • (Vin Diesel) "that monster has never seen a set of tail lights, ever."
  • (Vin Diesel) "But not today."
  • (Vin Diesel) "We talkin' or we racin'?"
  • (Paul Walker) "Just don't cheat this time."
  • (Vin Diesel) "You gotta let that go."

Tyrese Gibson as Roman Pearce

  • (Tyrese Gibson) "You say what? This s*** just went from mission:impossible to mission: in freaking sanity. Whatever man. I ain't scared, I'm just letting you all know: going in that building it's crazy."
  • (Tyrese Gibson) "Come on, man. Hook a brother up, please?"
  • (Unnamed) "No. And you're not my brother."
  • (Tyrese Gibson) "Brother from another mother. You ever heard that phrase?"
  • (Tyrese Gibson) "You know, I think I make a better special agent than you ever did."
  • (Paul Walker) "I guess that depends on how you define 'special'."
  • (Tyrese Gibson) "Who's supposed to do all that?"
  • (Tyrese Gibson) "What do you mean? Why me?"
  • (Paul Walker) "Cause you got the biggest mouth."
  • (Ludacris) "That is for damn sure."
  • (Tyrese Gibson) "$11 million? Sounds like a whole lot of vaginal activity to me."
  • (Tyrese Gibson) "Really."
  • (Tyrese Gibson) "Where did you get that from? Papa Smurf?"
  • (Tyrese Gibson) "You only live once, lets do this."
  • (Tyrese Gibson) "Sexy legs, baby girl. What time do they open?"
  • (Gal Gadot) "They open at the same time I pull this trigger. Want me to open them?"

Sung Kang as Han Lue

  • (Sung Kang) "I thought cock fights were illegal in Rio."
  • (Tego Leo) "Hell, we can't do this."
  • (Sung Kang) "Can't? You mean shouldn't"

Matt Schulze as Vince

  • (Matt Schulze) "Buster --"

Elsa Pataky as Elena Neves

  • (Elsa Pataky) "This doesn't make any sense."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "Here's what makes sense."

Ludacris as Tej

  • (Ludacris) "Oh, hell naw. I see they really scraped the bottom of the barrel, huh."
  • (Tyrese Gibson) "I guess they did since your ass is here. When you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back?"
  • (Ludacris) "As soon as you give Rick James his jacket back."
  • (Ludacris) "Did he smack that ass, or did he grab it?"
  • (Ludacris) "So did you like slap that ass? Or did you grab it?"
  • (Ludacris) "Aw, hell no. They really went and scraped the bottom of the barrel here, didn't they?"
  • (Tyrese Gibson) "Guess they did, considering your ass is here. When are you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back?"
  • (Ludacris) "As soon as you give Rick James his jacket back."

Joaquim de Almeida as Reyes

  • (Joaquim de Almeida) "Help me."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "That's for my team, you son of a bitch."
  • (Zizi) "God Himself couldn't get at your money if He wanted to."
  • (Joaquim de Almeida) "God isn't my worry."

Gal Gadot as Gisele

  • (Gal Gadot) "You don't need to send a man to do a woman's job."

Paul Walker as Brian O'Conner

  • (Paul Walker) "You know, I want another shot."
  • (Vin Diesel) "Yeah?"
  • (Paul Walker) "Yeah. No wagers. Nobody else. Just you and me, once and for all."
  • (Vin Diesel) "Ha. You sure you can handle the disappointment?"
  • (Paul Walker) "Are you?"
  • (Vin Diesel) "All right, O'Conner. Let's see what you got --"

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