Fast Times at Ridgemont High Quotes

Fast Times at Ridgemont High is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Fast Times at Ridgemont High ended its run in 1970.

It features Irving Azoff; Art Linson as producer, and Matthew F. Leonetti as head of cinematography.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Fast Times at Ridgemont High is 90 minutes long. Fast Times at Ridgemont High is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: Judge Reinhold as Brad Hamilton, Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli, Robert Romanus as Mike Damone, Brian Backer as Mark Ratner, Ray Walston as Mr. Hand, Jennifer Jason Leigh as Stacy Hamilton, Phoebe Cates as Linda Barrett, Vincent Schiavelli as Mr. Vargas, Robert Romanus as Damone, Forest Whitaker as Charles Jefferson, Scott Thomson as Arnold, D.W. Brown as Ron Johnson, and Amanda Wyss as Lisa.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High Quotes

Judge Reinhold as Brad Hamilton

• (Judge Reinhold) "I shall serve no fries before their time."

• (Pirate King) "Hamilton, you're going over there as a representative of Captain Hook Fish and Chips. Part of our image, part of our appeal is that uniform, you know that."
• (Judge Reinhold) "You really want me to put this stuff back on?"
• (Pirate King) "Yes, I do. Show a little pride."

• (Judge Reinhold) "Hey, you guys had shirts on when you came in here."
• (Sean Penn) "Well, something must have happened to them."

• (Judge Reinhold) "Jeez. Doesn't anyone f***ing knock any more?"

• (Judge Reinhold) "Why don't you get a job Spicoli?"
• (Sean Penn) "What for?"
• (Judge Reinhold) "You need money."
• (Sean Penn) "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

• (Judge Reinhold) "Do you want to go to the Point tonight?"
• (Amanda Wyss) "What's there to do at the Point?"
• (Judge Reinhold) "What do you mean, "What's there to do at the Point?" We've been going out together for two years."
• (Amanda Wyss) "I don't want to have to use sex as a tool, Brad."
• (Judge Reinhold) "Tool? Tool, for what?"

• (Dennis Taylor) "Hamilton, did you threaten this customer or use profanity in any way?"
• (Judge Reinhold) "Well, he started it; he called me a moron, Dennis."
• (Dennis Taylor) "Answer. Did you threaten this customer or use profanity in any way?"
• (Judge Reinhold) "Yes."
• (Dennis Taylor) "You're fired."

• (Businessman) "It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron."
• (Judge Reinhold) "Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass."

• (Judge Reinhold) "Arnold, do you want to work at All-American Burger?"
• (Scott Thomson) "Yeah, well, um --"
• (Judge Reinhold) "I can probably get you in there. Just let me talk to Dennis Taylor."

• (Judge Reinhold) "GET OFF MY CASE MOTHERf***ER."

Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli

• (Sean Penn) "Hey, wait a minute, there's no birthday party for me here."

• (Curtis Spicoli) "Dad says you have to get up"
• (Sean Penn) "LEAVE ME ALONE."
• (Curtis Spicoli) "Dad says you're gonna be late again you butthole."
• (Sean Penn) "LEAVE ME ALONE."
• (Curtis Spicoli) "Dad says you're gonna be late again you booger."

• (Sean Penn) "Hey, Bud, let's party."

• (Jefferson's Brother) "My brother's gonna kill us. He's gonna kill us. He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us."
• (Sean Penn) "Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes."
• (Jefferson's Brother) "My brother's gonna s***."
• (Sean Penn) "Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna s*** or is he gonna kill us?"
• (Jefferson's Brother) "First he's gonna s***, then he's gonna kill us."
• (Sean Penn) "Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."

• (Sean Penn) "What Jefferson was saying was, Hey. You know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves; pronto; we'll just be bogus too. Get it?"

• (Sean Penn) "Hey, you're ripping my card."
• (Ray Walston) "Yes."
• (Sean Penn) "Hey bud, what's your problem?"
• (Ray Walston) "No problem at all. I think you know where the front office is."
• (Sean Penn) "You dick."

• (Jefferson's Brother) "Have you seen the new Playboy?"
• (Sean Penn) "Good?"
• (Jefferson's Brother) "Bodacious tits."
• (Sean Penn) "Alright."
• (Jefferson's Brother) "I like sex."

• (Sean Penn) "That was my skull. I'm so wasted."

• (Sean Penn) "Awesome. Totally awesome. All right, Hamilton."

• (Sean Penn) "No shirt, no shoes --"
• (Unnamed) "No dice. Ohhhh."
• (Judge Reinhold) "Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it."
• (Sean Penn) "He's the full hot orator."

• (Sean Penn) "People on 'ludes should not drive."

• (Sean Penn) "People on 'ludes should not drive."

Phoebe Cates as Linda Barrett

• (Phoebe Cates) "Did you hear that surfer guy pulled a knife on Mr. Hand?"
• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "No he didn't. He just called him a dick."
• (Phoebe Cates) "People exaggerate so much around here."

• (Perry's Pizza Waitress) "Linda, Linda, there he is. There's that guy from the stereo store. Don't you think he looks like Richard Gere?"
• (Phoebe Cates) "Did you see his cute little butt?"

• (Phoebe Cates) "What do you mean, better in bed? Either you do it or you don't."

• (Phoebe Cates) "So tell me, do you like Ron?"
• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "I like Ron. But it hurts so bad."
• (Phoebe Cates) "Don't worry. Keep doing it, it gets a lot better, I swear."

• (Phoebe Cates) "Hi Brad, you know how cute I always thought you were."

• (Phoebe Cates) "Go for it. He's cute. Just take his order. Look him in the eye. If he says anything remotely funny, just laugh like you've never heard anything so funny. And smile."

Brian Backer as Mark Ratner

• (Brian Backer) "Mike tell me what went on between you and Stacy?"
• (Robert Romanus) "We were out messing around and something happened."
• (Brian Backer) "What do you mean something happened."
• (Robert Romanus) "Look I never even talked to her again. Rat if you asked me she's a very aggressive girl."
• (Brian Backer) "No, I don't know what you mean."
• (Robert Romanus) "Rat, She never really was your girlfriend."
• (Brian Backer) "You know Damone I always stick up for you. They say oh, Damone that loud mouth; and they say that a lot. I say oh, no you just don't know Damone. I mean when they call you an idiot, I say Damone's not an idiot. Well, you know something maybe they know you pretty good. Maybe I'm just starting to find out."
• (Robert Romanus) "Get lost."
• (Robert Romanus) "You want to do something about it, huh, you little wuss."

• (Brian Backer) "Well, what am I supposed to do? Go up to this strange girl in my Biology class and say,"Hello, I'd like you to take your clothes off and jump on me"?"
• (Robert Romanus) "I would."

Robert Romanus as Mike Damone

• (Robert Romanus) "I woke up in a great mood; I don't know what the hell happened."

• (Robert Romanus) "Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?"

• (Robert Romanus) "Can you honestly tell me you forgot? Forgot the magnetism of Robin Zander, or the charisma of Rick Nielsen?"

• (Robert Romanus) "All right, now pay attention. First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl."
• (Robert Romanus) ""Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."

• (Robert Romanus) "I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens."
• (Brian Backer) "Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen."
• (Robert Romanus) "That's the idea, Rat. That's the attitude."
• (Brian Backer) "The attitude?"
• (Robert Romanus) "Yeah. The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude."

• (Robert Romanus) "You are a wuss: part wimp, and part p*****."

• (Robert Romanus) "Hello?"
• (Brian Backer) "Mike, it's Mark."
• (Robert Romanus) "Hey, what happened to your date?"
• (Brian Backer) "It's happening right now. Everything's fine except --"
• (Brian Backer) "-- I left my wallet at home."
• (Robert Romanus) "Why don't you go home and get it?"
• (Brian Backer) "No, I can't. I'm here. The food's coming and everything. Look, would you do me a favor and just borrow your mom's car, drive to my house, get my wallet and-and bring it back here."
• (Brian Backer) "Hello? Mike? Mike?"
• (Robert Romanus) "Jeez, I'm really kinda busy, Rat."
• (Brian Backer) "Look, just do me this one favor, I swear I won't ask you for anything again in this lifetime or any other but just please do this for me."
• (Robert Romanus) "All right, but you owe me for this one."
• (Brian Backer) "Okay, thanks. Thanks a lot. Thanks."
• (Robert Romanus) "What happened?"

• (Robert Romanus) "It's never too soon, Rat. I mean, a girl decides how far she's gonna let you go in the first five minutes."

• (Ticket Customer) "Got any Blue Oyster Cult?"
• (Robert Romanus) "No. I don't have any Blue Oyster Cult. I had 34 pairs last time around. Where were you?"

• (Robert Romanus) "I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of f***in' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera."

• (Robert Romanus) "This is going to be great, Rat. It's like the highlight of their day."
• (Brian Backer) "Hey maybe we'd better call first. I dunno about dropping in like --"
• (Robert Romanus) "What are you kidding? We're gunna surprise them. Look, just fix your collar, alright? Relax, just be cool, attitude, remember? Where'd you get that, outta the hamper?"
• (Brian Backer) "Hey, come on, this is clean."
• (Robert Romanus) "Look Rat, it's like riding a bike. Fall off; you're right back on. Mess up a date, do it again."

• (Robert Romanus) "I think I just came -- didn't you feel it?"

Jennifer Jason Leigh as Stacy Hamilton

• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "Do you think guys find that more attractive?"
• (Phoebe Cates) "Oh, Stacy, please. Give me a break. You are so much prettier than them."
• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "Yeah, I know. But, I think they'd be better in bed."
• (Phoebe Cates) "What do you mean? Better in bed? Either you do it or you don't."
• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "No. There are, like, variables that I might not be good at."
• (Phoebe Cates) "Like what variables?"
• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "Like, you know, giving blow jobs."

• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "I don't even like the guy."
• (Phoebe Cates) "Stacy, he's not a guy. He's a little prick."

• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?"
• (Phoebe Cates) "A quart or so."

• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "Linda, I finally figured it out. I don't want sex. Anyone can have sex."
• (Phoebe Cates) "Yeah, Stacy? What do you want?"
• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "I want a relationship. I want romance."
• (Phoebe Cates) "You want romance? In Ridgemont? We can't even get cable TV here, Stacy, and you want romance."

Vincent Schiavelli as Mr. Vargas

• (Vincent Schiavelli) "This gentleman here is named Arthur. Arthur was good enough to die last week of heart failure and we are fortunate enough today to view his body in it's pristine state. Now, here, an incision has been made. The ribs have been sawed off allowing us to remove the breast plate and really observe the human organs as they exist in their natural state. Here we have the human lungs. And here is the human heart, which you can see is actually located in the center of your chest."
• (Sean Penn) "Oh, gnarly."

• (Vincent Schiavelli) "Are you in my class?"
• (Sean Penn) "I am today."

• (Vincent Schiavelli) "They sold their bodies to medicine for money. About $30, I think."
• (Dr. Miller) "Twenty-five."
• (Sean Penn) "Righteous bucks."

Forest Whitaker as Charles Jefferson

• (Forest Whitaker) "When are those Earth, Wind and Fire tickets comin' in?"
• (Robert Romanus) "Earth, Wind and Fire? Geez, eh, I haven't heard anything. But, the minute I do, I'll let you know."

Ray Walston as Mr. Hand

• (Ray Walston) "Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?"
• (Sean Penn) "Learning about Cuba, and having some food."
• (Ray Walston) "Mr.Spicoli, You're on dangerous ground here. You're causing a major disturbance on my time."
• (Sean Penn) "I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time? Certainly, there's nothing wrong with a little feast on our time."
• (Ray Walston) "You're absolutrly right, Mr. Spicoli. It is our time. Yours, mine and everyone else's in this room. But it is my class."
• (Ray Walston) "Mr. Spicoli has been kind enough to bring us a snack. Be my guest. Help yourselves. Get a Good one."

• (Ray Walston) "What are you, people? On dope?"

D.W. Brown as Ron Johnson

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