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Feast (2005 film) Quotes

Feast (2005 film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Feast completed its run in 1970.

It features Michael Leahy, Joel Soisson; Larry Tanz, and Andrew Jameson as producer, Stephen Edwards in charge of musical score, and Thomas L. Callaway as head of cinematography.

Feast (2005 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Feast (2005 film) is 87 minutes long. Feast (2005 film) is distributed by Dimension Films.

The cast includes: Eric Dane as Hero, Clu Gulager as Bartender, Balthazar Getty as Bozo, Henry Rollins as Coach, Jenny Wade as Honey Pie, Judah Friedlander as Beer Guy, Josh Zuckerman as Hot Wheels, Navi Rawat as Heroine, Krista Allen as Tuffy, and Eileen Ryan as Grandma.

Feast (2005 film) Quotes

Henry Rollins as Coach

  • (Henry Rollins) "We got your front, bro."
  • (Balthazar Getty) "It's your back, we got your back."
  • (Henry Rollins) "You know, you and I have a lot of similarities. Strong. Resolute --"
  • (Navi Rawat) "You need to be quiet."
  • (Henry Rollins) "I'm sorry. I talk when I'm nervous."
  • (Navi Rawat) "Quiet."
  • (Henry Rollins) "It's just, it's been a while since someone's been horribly killed, and it seems like an opportune time for someone to be -- well -- offed."
  • (Navi Rawat) "What did I say? Shh."
  • (Henry Rollins) "Sorry. I'm done now."
  • (Henry Rollins) "Great men will tell of my bravery."
  • (Henry Rollins) "Whoa. Monster cock."

Jenny Wade as Honey Pie

  • (Jenny Wade) "Act like you've had some."
  • (Balthazar Getty) "Oh, I've had some, baby."
  • (Josh Zuckerman) "I haven't."

Balthazar Getty as Bozo

  • (Balthazar Getty) "YOU."
  • (Eileen Ryan) "What?"
  • (Balthazar Getty) "You know somethin'."
  • (Eileen Ryan) "Huh?"
  • (Balthazar Getty) "You're old. You've seen things."
  • (Eileen Ryan) "I don't know a thing."
  • (Clu Gulager) "Easy there --"
  • (Balthazar Getty) "Back off me, whitey. I'm interrogating her."
  • (Balthazar Getty) "Old people know things, like legends and tall tales and s***."
  • (Eileen Ryan) "No -- really -- I don't --"
  • (Balthazar Getty) "Come on. Spill it. Or I'll get rough."
  • (Eileen Ryan) "I don't know anything."
  • (Eileen Ryan) "Why don't you ask him? He's old."
  • (Navi Rawat) "Relax. She doesn't know anything."
  • (Balthazar Getty) "Yeah -- allegedly."
  • (Balthazar Getty) "Okay. I'm ready to come out now."
  • (Clu Gulager) "Oh."
  • (Balthazar Getty) "OH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OH"?"
  • (Henry Rollins) "Cheese and crackers."

Eric Dane as Hero

  • (Eric Dane) "Listen to me. A storm o'hell's coming down on this place any second. I don't know what they are, I don't know where they came from. All I do know is that these f***ers are fast, nasty, and hungry -- and there's four of 'em. They got claws like Ginsu knives and more teeth than a chainsaw. They're comin' -- right now. So we gotta lock this bar down. That means doors, windows, drains, and zippers, and we gotta do it now. You. Get a phone, call the cops, National Guard, townies, anybody who kicks ass, and get 'em out here. Any questions?"
  • (Clu Gulager) "Yeah. Who the hell are you?"
  • (Eric Dane) "I'm the guy that's gonna save your ass."

Clu Gulager as Bartender

  • (Clu Gulager) "C'mon, I'll take you to your car."
  • (Jenny Wade) "Not tonight. I have an escort."
  • (Clu Gulager) "That'll be eighteen bucks, pal."
  • (Clu Gulager) "Guess I'll just keep this open."

Judah Friedlander as Beer Guy

  • (Judah Friedlander) "I think were gonna be okay, guys. Yeah, I think were gonna be alright. You know, this is just some leaky barrel, radiation, toxic dump waste, enviro-crap, freak-beast accident that crawled out of the sewer, man. That's all this is."

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