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Filthy Rich and Catflap Quotes

Filthy Rich & Catflap is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1987 on BBC Two. Filthy Rich &amp ended its run in 1970.

Filthy Rich & Catflap aired for 6 episodes. Filthy Rich & Catflap is created by Ben Elton.

Each episode of Filthy Rich & Catflap is 35 minutes (approximate) long.

The cast includes: Rik Mayall as Richard Rich, and Ade Edmondson as Edward Catflap.

Filthy Rich & Catflap Quotes

Rik Mayall as Richard Rich

  • (Rik Mayall) "We've got two problems. No food, and the Nolan Sisters. What should we do?"
  • (Ade Edmondson) "Eat the Nolans."
  • (Rik Mayall) "Good lord Eddie, how'd you get all that meat down your trousers."
  • (Ade Edmondson) "That's what all the girls say."
  • (Rik Mayall) "Smut is the last recourse of the emotional cripple, Eddie. For it is a psychological truism that they talk about that which they cannot do."
  • (Ade Edmondson) "Oh, is that why you're always talking about acting, plop-pants?"

Ade Edmondson as Edward Catflap

  • (Ade Edmondson) "I've always thought that Corn Flakes look a bit like people."

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