Fired Up! Quotes

Fired Up! is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Fired Up! completed its run in 1970.

It features Will Gluck as producer, Richard Gibbs in charge of musical score, and Thomas E. Ackerman as head of cinematography.

Fired Up! is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Fired Up! is 89 minutes long. Fired Up! is distributed by Screen Gems.

The cast includes: Eric Christian Olsen as Nick Brady, Nicholas D'Agosto as Shawn Colfax, David Walton as Dr. Rick, Adhir Kalyan as Brewster, John Michael Higgins as Coach Keith, Rachele Brooke Smith as Cheerleaders, Sarah Roemer as Carly, Kate Lang Johnson as Jennifer, Margo Harshman as Sylvia, Molly Sims as Diora, Jake Sandvig as Downey, Philip Baker Hall as Coach Byrnes, Juliette Goglia as Poppy, and Edie McClurg as Ms. Klingerhoff.

Fired Up! Quotes

Eric Christian Olsen as Nick Brady

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Tell you what, man, that'd be the place to be."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "Instead of sweating our balls off in the desert with Coach s***-s***."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "-- So let's go?"
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "What?"
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Let's go to cheer camp, lets be cheerleaders."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "Cheerleaders? Oh my god, are you coming out to me? I am so proud of you, man. And you know what, on some level I kinda always knew."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Would you shut up? I'm too strait to be gay. I could suck knob and still be strait. I could have one in my mouth and two in each hand and still win a strait award."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "Alright --"

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "I could be watching a Project Runway marathon with Nathan Lane under my dress and STILL win a straight award."

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "We're doing a lot of talking during the routine. I'm new, but this seems like a lot of talking during the routine."

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "I'm too straight to be gay. I could suck knob and still be straight. I could have one in my mouth and two in each hand and still win a straight award."

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Look at that, huh? We're all here thinking inside the box, and you're outside of it, playing a little game of 'What If.' Gorgeous AND brilliant. The triple threat."

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "What is with that car?"
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "Maybe he just won an LPGA tournament."

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Bottomless breadsticks only keep you at the Olive Garden for so long, until at some point you look up and say 'Why the hell am I at the Olive Garden with all these fat people?'"

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "So not only yesterday do I find out I'm adopted. The people I've been calling "Mom" and "Dad" are actually two infertile impostors who bought me outside of a meth clinic in Cincinatti for two boxes of Sudafed, but I also get this news dropped on me; my birth father, Bruce -- well he needs a kidney and I'm the only match and apparently Bruce needs it "stat". Mmm-hmm. You need it stat, Bruce? Huh? Well maybe I needed a father stat instead of my stay-at-home dad who showers me with love everyday of his life, this god**** spermless liar."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "So now I have to be at Kaiser Permanente at 6 a.m. tomorrow. I know, Bruce couldn't even afford a real hospital -- managed care. Ironic, isn't it? He never managed to care for me."

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Oh look at that hottie, I wonder what she wants to do with her life."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "What?"
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "You know how Bianca wants to go to cooking school and Silvi wants to be a pilot -- and -- Oh my god, I actually know these girls, as like friends, and I care? I'm becoming a fully formed person with like sensitivity and empathy. HAHA. alright i'm a person."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "oww look at the pooper on that one. I could rest my beer on that s***."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "And you're back. What kind of dressing goes on Greek salad?"
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Olive oil, top shelf."

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "We're gonna go catch an old Bears game."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "Gooooo Bears."

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Hi Carly."
• (Sarah Roemer) "I know, it's the most beautiful name you've ever heard, my eyes look like forever, and you love every bone in my body, especially yours."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "No, but that's a good one, do you mind if I use it?"

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "How'd you two crazy kids meet, Rick?"
• (David Walton) "It's a funny story actually. Our parents knew each other from way back -- and they introduced us."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "Whoo. Not that funny a story. Not even a story really, just like a fact."

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "What are you doing later?"
• (Molly Sims) "Not you."

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Mopey, I'm talking to you. You've been sitting out here staring into space for like two hours."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "It's been five minutes."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Really? That was five minutes? Wow, I guess I really do suck in bed."

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Humans are the only species that CAN lie. Except for maybe chameleons. Ooh, and possums. They play dead."

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "What makes this girl so great, bro?"
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "I don't know, there's just something about her. You know, when she bumped into me on the bus. Or, uh, when I saw her reading that book. She orders pudding for dessert."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "OK, now you're just listing things that people do."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "No I'm not --. Sometimes she writes with a pencil."

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Poppy, you got yourselves a deal. Teach us, we go see Carly."
• (Juliette Goglia) "Whoa. Wrong gossip girl."

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Hiya Dick."
• (David Walton) "It's Rick."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Ah, sorry, I don't know why I keep doing that. You just look like such a Dick to me."

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "I think our bus crashed and we're in heaven."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "No, we would've heard "We are crashing, we we are crashing""

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "I wonder if her carpet matches my drapes."

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Hi."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Listen, I don't know if I've told you this yet -- but your coaching, I mean, it's been incredible. And whatever happens between us, you've made me a better cheerleader. And for that, I owe you --"
• (Molly Sims) "You have some food in your teeth."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Eh?"
• (Molly Sims) "And your pecs are uneven. Make sure you don't favor one side."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Always coaching. Ha-ha-ha. God bless you."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Why can't I crack this?"

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Do not poop where you eat, remember? That's why there are no restaurants called "The Bathroom.""

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Dude, why didn't you tell me you're gay? I would've been totally okay with that. Paint with all the colors of the wind and whatnot."
• (Jake Sandvig) "Wait, you're strait?"
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Yes."
• (Jake Sandvig) "But what about your diary? And then you asked for my beads and you stuck them in your mouth --"
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "I thought it was a bracelet."
• (Jake Sandvig) "Why would you stick a bracelet in your mouth?"
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "I don't know."
• (Jake Sandvig) "The closet door is made of all different kinds of wood, my brother."
• (Jake Sandvig) "All kinds --"
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Ahh -- god that is SO awkward."

Nicholas D'Agosto as Shawn Colfax

• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "'Panthers out'? What are they, a knife gang?"

• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "You gotta risk it for the biscuit."

• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "I think you're being a little dramatic."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Well, I have never --."

• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "Hiya sis."
• (Juliette Goglia) "Why am I looking at you? Speak."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Poppy, you're getting so big now. How old are you?"
• (Juliette Goglia) "I'm 60. Can we get past the small talk? The only time you and my brother come to see me is when you need something. What? Tug mags? Mike's Hard Lemonade?"
• (Juliette Goglia) "Another ride to the clinic?"
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Poppy."

• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "You gotta risk it to get the biscuit."

• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "I know you want to be here, because you finish last every single year, but you still keep coming back. Even if it means taking endless s*** from total dong-knockers like the Panthers."
• (Margo Harshman) "I wanna cut the blonde one."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "What?"
• (Margo Harshman) "What?"
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "What?"
• (Margo Harshman) "-- I'm just saying."

• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "Screw football, let's go cheer."

• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "Did we win? Are we going to State?"
• (Sarah Roemer) "No, we came in nineteenth."

John Michael Higgins as Coach Keith

• (John Michael Higgins) "Sure, I'll teach you how to do the Fountain of Troy --"
• (John Michael Higgins) "then I'm gonna teach ya how to put make-up on a bear."

• (John Michael Higgins) "That's prohibidado. I told them in Spanish, how much clearer could I have been."

• (John Michael Higgins) "You can't even say 'Fountain of Troy' at this cheer camp. Go ahead and say it."
• (Rachele Brooke Smith) "Fountain of --"
• (John Michael Higgins) "No, stop it; what are you doing? This isn't a game. I'm not playin' around up here."
• (Molly Sims) "Honey --"
• (John Michael Higgins) "-- Just a joke. First week of cheer camp, lighten things up. Have a good time. Everhbody say it now. 'Fountain of Troy.'"
• (Rachele Brooke Smith) "Fountain of --"
• (John Michael Higgins) "Oh dear Lord. Oh gosh, shut up, shut up."
• (John Michael Higgins) "Stop it. Stop it. Nobody does Fountain of Troy at this cheer camp."

• (John Michael Higgins) "I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you both to go ahead and leave right now to leave now."

• (John Michael Higgins) "Well well well. If it isn't a pair of wolves in cheer clothing. What part of 'the next time I see your punnim they'll be on the moon' didn't you understand?"
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Um, like -- the whole thing?"

• (John Michael Higgins) "I was born cheering. My mother swears the first thing out of her what's-it was a little pair of baby hands doing spirit fingers."
• (John Michael Higgins) "That's a joke. But it really happened."

• (John Michael Higgins) "It is now my absolute pleasure to introduce to you your head counselor and my super-sexy handsome wife, Diora. Let's bring her out here."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "What? Did he say "wife"?"
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "No, he couldn't have."
• (Molly Sims) "Welcome, everyone. For the next three weeks, you'll train with me and the other coaches and then compete in a tournament with the top teams going on to the State Finals."

David Walton as Dr. Rick

• (David Walton) ""Cheer camp, day one. The sun rises in the summer sky like Rembrandt's brush on a dogwood branch." Ha-ha-ha. Queeratron. Ha-ha-ha."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Let's go. Give it to me."
• (David Walton) ""And thereby Diora" --"
• (David Walton) "-- "I lie awake thinking, will I ever say "Diora", as a whisper in an ear? Will she ever say "I love you", in a moment with a tear?""
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Let's go. Let's go. Let's go."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "Carly, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you."
• (Sarah Roemer) "Just leave, okay? Just leave like you always planned on doing."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "Carly, please, let me explain. Give me just one second."
• (David Walton) "See you later, high school."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "I didn't write that. I bought the book. It was in there."
• (Molly Sims) "It was beautiful. Thanks."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Wow, I never really thought of that one. Using one's true feelings to wrangle snooch. So simple."

• (David Walton) "I'll be watching you."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "Yeah. That's exactly what an audience member does at a performance-based event."
• (Sarah Roemer) "Just go sit down."
• (David Walton) "Robert DeNiro, Meet the Parents reference. LOVE IT."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "God he seems great."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "Really nice."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Mm, I like him."

• (David Walton) "We're learning about the effects of lavender therapy on type-2 carcinoma patients."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "How's that working out? Anyone go into remission after smelling a flower?"
• (David Walton) "-- Alright, you caught me man. I picked you some flowers, Carly."
• (Sarah Roemer) "That is so sweet. Where are they?"
• (David Walton) "-- I made a special wish on them and threw them into the sky."

• (David Walton) "I can take life as quickly as I can give it."

• (David Walton) "You should get that mole checked out. I'd do it myself, but I don't have my bag on me."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "Your book bag?"

• (David Walton) "I hope one of you ends up in my E.R. one day, bleeding. I'll make you wait for days. Ha. Unless one of you has Blue Cross. That's a PPO. None of that HMO BULLs***."

• (David Walton) "Awesome song. Chumbawumba. It's the soundtrack of my life man."

• (David Walton) "I hope one of you ends up in my ER one day, bleeding. I'll make you wait for days. Unless one of you has Blue Cross. That's a PPO, none of that HMO bulls***."

• (David Walton) "If these weren't tools for healing, I would crack you in the jaw."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "YOU'RE a tool for healing."

• (David Walton) "Just came to say break a leg."
• (Sarah Roemer) "That's theater. This is cheering."
• (David Walton) "You better believe it."

• (David Walton) "Animal House reference. LOVE IT."

• (David Walton) "You're dumping me for him?"
• (Sarah Roemer) "No, I'm dumping you, period. And then I'm gonna be with him. Period. If -- that's okay with him, question mark."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "Totally. Exclamation point."
• (David Walton) "Oh puke. Parenthesis, bold, underline."
• (David Walton) "Carly Horse. Carly Junior's, baby. Larry, Mo, and Carly. Carly and the Chocolate Factor, sugar. Carlsbad, Carlyfornia."

Adhir Kalyan as Brewster

• (Adhir Kalyan) "I tell ya what. Your jobs aren't just going over there, sailor. Some of us are coming over here. The world is flat like a son of a bitch."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "You're giving us a lot to process here."

• (Adhir Kalyan) "That was for the Crocs. You're not an old lady gardening or a baby on the beach. OK? Now put on some shoes, you're embarrassing yourself."

• (Adhir Kalyan) "I have not been skinny dipping since Indian scouts."
• (Adhir Kalyan) "Nobody look. Windmill."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "We're leaving our underwear on bro. We talked about this, remember?"
• (Adhir Kalyan) "You talked. I listened."
• (Adhir Kalyan) "Paint the fence. Cutting the cake. Hangman's noose. Hangman's noose."

• (Adhir Kalyan) "I'm Brewster."
• (Adhir Kalyan) "Not my real name. My parents named me Jack. "Jack"; so strong, so masculine. We get it. You wanted a boy."
• (Adhir Kalyan) "Ma name's Jack. I punch bad guys and I kiss girls."
• (Adhir Kalyan) "Save it."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "OK."

Juliette Goglia as Poppy

• (Juliette Goglia) "Tell ya what. I'll teach you some basic cheerleader moves. Hi v's. Low v's. Touchdown. Baskets."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Whoa whoa whoa. Don't the guys just throw the girls up and catch 'em?"
• (Juliette Goglia) "Pretty much, eh. But I'll let you practice on me and tell you what they're called. In exchange -- I get Shawn's room."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "No."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Done."
• (Juliette Goglia) "Those are my terms. Take them or get out."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "We'll get out."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "We'll take 'em."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "Dude. I've got my own bathroom."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Dude, after cheer camp you won't even need your own bathroom."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "What? What does that even mean?"

• (Juliette Goglia) "You look great. You in love?"
• (Juliette Goglia) "Stay Safe."

Edie McClurg as Ms. Klingerhoff

• (Edie McClurg) "Don't judge a book by its cover, Carly. You never really know what a book is about 'til you get to -- page 50."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "50? I wouldn't have guessed a page over 40."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "More like 35."

Molly Sims as Diora

• (Molly Sims) "You okay?"
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Nothing a kiss can't fix."
• (Molly Sims) "Wait till tonight."

• (Molly Sims) "Welcome to day one, everybody. Let's start with a warm-up run."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "God, she's such a fox. I guarantee I'm gonna tap that before we leave."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "Dude, she's married, and like 30 years old."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "That's just how I like them, ancient and regretful."

• (Molly Sims) "Hi. What squad are you on?"
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Diora? I believe that's Italiano for 'beautiful princess'."
• (Molly Sims) "No."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Well it should be, I'm calling the dictionary people."
• (Molly Sims) "What squad are you on?"
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "The Tigers, Gerald R. Ford High."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Below-average president, above-average student body."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "So -- what are you doing later?"
• (Molly Sims) "Not you."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "What about accents? You like Aussies? You wanna wear my leather hat?"
• (Molly Sims) "Mascots, I'll be checking you in ten minutes at the mascot table."
• (Molly Sims) "Why are you still here?"
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "You like canopy beds?"

• (Molly Sims) "Meet me on Taryn Field tonight after the competition. Bring your diary."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Only if you bring the dance in your step like a shimmering nymph traveling the back of the wind."

Kate Lang Johnson as Jennifer

• (Kate Lang Johnson) "Hey, Nick."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Name, name, I need a name."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "Jennifer."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Jennifer. Hi, how are ya?"
• (Kate Lang Johnson) "I'm great, really great. Are you going to the bonfire tonight?"
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "You know it. I was just saying to my boy Shawn here, I can not wait to go to the bonfire tonight so I can hang out with --"
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "Jennifer."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Jennifer."
• (Kate Lang Johnson) "I'll see you tonight."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Okay Jennifer."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "It's not that hard a name to remember."
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "C'mon, I went out with her last semester. After thirty days the name gets erased from my brain to make room for new ones. There's like three thousand kids at this school."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "So why can't you just remember more names?"
• (Eric Christian Olsen) "I don't know how it works, bro, talk to tech-support."

Margo Harshman as Sylvia

• (Margo Harshman) "-- I'm just saying."

Sarah Roemer as Carly

• (Sarah Roemer) "We are driving. We we are driving."
• (Rachele Brooke Smith) "We are driving. We we are driving."
• (Sarah Roemer) "We like driving. We we like driving."
• (Rachele Brooke Smith) "We like driving. We we like driving."
• (Sarah Roemer) "We are eating. We we are eating."
• (Rachele Brooke Smith) "We are eating. We we are eating."
• (Rachele Brooke Smith) "We are driving again. We are driving."

• (Sarah Roemer) "He's Pre-med at Illinois."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "Then why do you call yourself doctor?"
• (David Walton) "Why put off the inevitable?"

• (Sarah Roemer) "You know what John Lennon always said."
• (Nicholas D'Agosto) "No, I don't. I'm not in my fifties. I could ask my dad though."
• (Sarah Roemer) "Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."

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