Flesh Gordon Quotes

Flesh Gordon is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Flesh Gordon completed its run in 1970.

It features Walter R. Cichy as producer, Ralph Ferraro in charge of musical score, and Howard Ziehm as head of cinematography.

Flesh Gordon is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Flesh Gordon is 78 minutes long. Flesh Gordon is distributed by Mammoth Films.

The cast includes: Mycle Brandy as Prince Precious, Joseph Hudgins as Dr. Flexi Jerkoff, and Jason Williams as Flesh Gordon.

Flesh Gordon Quotes

Mycle Brandy as Prince Precious

• (Mycle Brandy) "I'm Prince Precious, rightful heir to the throne of Porno. Years ago, this planet was a veritable paradise. But Wang, a maniacal botanist whose organ was devoured by a crazed Penis Flytrap, could not tolerate the existence of so much pleasure, and so, banding together an army of the impotent and frustrated, and armed with a small but effective sex ray, plunged my palace into carnal chaos, and took it over."

Joseph Hudgins as Dr. Flexi Jerkoff

• (Joseph Hudgins) "Get back there. I've got the power pasties, and I know how to use 'em."

• (Joseph Hudgins) "Do you take me for a fool? Do you think I don't know you've come here to steal the plans to my new interstellar hydro-combustion miracle-patented micro-teflon nuclear gamma strato rocketship-grade missile? Which was twenty years in the making?"
• (Joseph Hudgins) "And employs a new updraft design which lifts the ship on small spirals of synthetic strontium pellets?"
• (Joseph Hudgins) "Do you think I don't know that? Well, I've never even heard of it. So you're barking up the wrong tree."

• (Joseph Hudgins) "The power pasties, Flesh."

• (Joseph Hudgins) "Good, there's oxygen on this planet."

Jason Williams as Flesh Gordon

• (Jason Williams) "Doctor, What are they?"
• (Joseph Hudgins) "Some sort of penisaurus I believe."

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