Foodfight! Quotes

Foodfight! is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Foodfight! completed its run in 1970.

It features George Johnsen, Lawrence Kasanoff, and Joshua Wexler as producer, and Walter Murphy in charge of musical score.

Foodfight! is distributed by Viva Pictures.

The cast includes: Edward Asner as Mr. Leonard, Christopher Lloyd as Mr. Clipboard, Wayne Brady as Daredevil Dan, Eva Longoria as Lady X, Larry Miller as Vlad Chocool, and Lawrence Kasanoff as Cheasel T. Weasel.

Foodfight! Quotes

Edward Asner as Mr. Leonard

• (Edward Asner) "That was a perfectly good bag of chips."
• (Christopher Lloyd) "Survival of the fittest, Leonard."
• (Edward Asner) "Never opened. Never enjoyed."

• (Sweet Older Lady) "Good night, Mr. Leonard. Don't work too late, now."
• (Edward Asner) "Just closing up. Nothing much happens around here after dark."

Wayne Brady as Daredevil Dan

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Eva Longoria as Lady X

• (Dex Dogtective) "How did you get in and out of the store? You're an ike."
• (Eva Longoria) "Humans. When you look like this, you can get them to do anything. Size only counts for men."

• (Eva Longoria) "I always knew you were damaged goods."
• (Dex Dogtective) "I'm not the one who's gonna be puppy whipped, you cold farted itch."

• (Eva Longoria) "Chicks dig chocolate."

Lawrence Kasanoff as Cheasel T. Weasel

• (Lawrence Kasanoff) "You despise me, don't you?"

Larry Miller as Vlad Chocool

• (Larry Miller) "I am the undead. Alright? The undead, you-you're not dead, but you're not exactly living either. It's sorta like being in summer school."

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