Fools' Parade Quotes

Fools' Parade is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Fools' Parade completed its run in 1970.

It features Andrew V. McLaglen as producer, Henry Vars in charge of musical score, and Harry Stradling Jr. as head of cinematography.

Fools' Parade is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Fools' Parade is 98 minutes long. Fools' Parade is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: James Stewart as Mattie Appleyard, David Huddleston as Homer Grindstaff, Strother Martin as Lee Cottrill, and Anne Baxter as Cleo.

Fools' Parade Quotes

James Stewart as Mattie Appleyard

• (James Stewart) "If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out."

• (James Stewart) "God uses the good ones and the bad ones use God."

Anne Baxter as Cleo

• (Anne Baxter) "She died doing what my Ma did -- what her Ma did. We been puttin' out for soldiers since 1776."

David Huddleston as Homer Grindstaff

• (David Huddleston) "Is this your way of stickin' up a bank?"
• (James Stewart) "Nope. No. No, I'm not a bank robber. I'm just an American that's come into a bank to cash a check."
• (David Huddleston) "I'll see you in hell, first."
• (James Stewart) "Well that's very possible, Mr. Grindstaff. Very possible, indeed. And sooner than you think if you don't get me my money right quick."

Strother Martin as Lee Cottrill

• (Strother Martin) "Mattie talked about dynamite all the time, but I never listened."

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