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Fools Rush In (1997 film) Quotes

Fools Rush In (1997 film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Fools Rush In ended its run in 1970.

It features Doug Draizin as producer, Alan Silvestri in charge of musical score, and Robbie Greenberg as head of cinematography.

Fools Rush In (1997 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Fools Rush In (1997 film) is 109 minutes long. Fools Rush In (1997 film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Matthew Perry as Alex Whitman, Salma Hayek as Isabel Fuentes, Anne Betancourt as Amalia, John Bennett Perry as Richard Whitman, and Jon Tenney as Jeff.

Fools Rush In (1997 film) Quotes

Matthew Perry as Alex Whitman

  • (Matthew Perry) "You gamble either way. And you are just pissed that I won on the first pull instead of putting quarters into the wrong machine for the last five years."
  • (Jon Tenney) "Wait. First of all, those were silver dollars, my friend. And that slot machine now owns my house."
  • (Matthew Perry) "Lucy. You got some 'splaining to do."
  • (Matthew Perry) "But we were only together one night."
  • (Salma Hayek) "That's all it took."
  • (Matthew Perry) "And I used a condom. Lots of them."
  • (Salma Hayek) "Well, one didn't work."
  • (Matthew Perry) "But that's it's job. It's whole purpose in life is -- to work."
  • (Matthew Perry) "You are everything I never knew I always wanted."
  • (Matthew Perry) "Where are you going?"
  • (Salma Hayek) "You're not my favorite person right now."
  • (Matthew Perry) "Yeah, well, you either."
  • (Matthew Perry) "I swear to God if anything else goes wrong, I will red tag this place myself. Now let's forget about this and go to lunch."
  • (Matthew Perry) "We could take my car."
  • (Matthew Perry) "Why, does it come off?"
  • (Matthew Perry) "Isabel, don't jump."
  • (Salma Hayek) "I'm not going to kill myself, stupid. But if you come any closer, I'll throw your ass over."
  • (Matthew Perry) "There was nothing I could do the deal starts July 1st."
  • (Salma Hayek) "Tell them to wait."
  • (Matthew Perry) "I can't do that."
  • (Salma Hayek) "Can't or won't?"
  • (Matthew Perry) "I've worked to long, too hard --"
  • (Salma Hayek) "To what? To share your life with someone who loves you? Who cares for you? Alex you have to be there everyday."
  • (Matthew Perry) "What do you think I've been killing myself for?"
  • (Salma Hayek) "Oh come on you knew about this for a month, but you don't include me -- Why are you afraid of me? Why do you alienate me from your life?"
  • (Matthew Perry) "I don't -- I don't know --"
  • (Salma Hayek) "Look I told you in the beginning -- I have no problem raising this child on my own."
  • (Matthew Perry) "I thought we were a family --"
  • (Salma Hayek) "You don't understand the concept of a family. To you it's something you put up with on national holidays. Love is a gift, Alex not an obligation."
  • (Matthew Perry) "Look this is the brass ring. I've worked my entire life for this kind of opportunity and I am not gonna throw it all away just because one night I put a five dollar ring on your finger in front of Elvis as a witness."
  • (Matthew Perry) "How've you been?"
  • (Salma Hayek) "Pregnant."
  • (Matthew Perry) "Wait a minute. You snuck out on me, and I never heard from you again. And now you just show up, tell me you're pregnant, and I'm supposed to know exactly what to do? Well, I'm sorry, but I don't know, exactly, what to do."
  • (Salma Hayek) "That's the first good thing you've said all night."
  • (Tracey Burnham) "Well nobody ever plans to end up in Vegas. You just do. Kinda sneaks up on you. But it is the fastest growing economy in the US, the economy is booming, business is growing, I'm up to my neck in paperwork. Oh, but frankly, it's not a whole lotta fun. Are you are whole lotta fun Alex?"
  • (Matthew Perry) "Ah, Jeff said we might have some problems with our liquor license because of new zoning?"
  • (Tracey Burnham) "Mmmm, I'll talk to the County Supervisor for you but if I were you I'd pay more attention to the ABC investigation. They're gonna ask you all kinds of personal questions. They'd like nothing more than to catch you with your pants down."

Jon Tenney as Jeff

  • (Donna, Construction Secretary) "Hey Alex, there's a woman on line 1. She says she's your wife."
  • (Jon Tenney) "Hey Donna, the only wife around here is my ex and I am not in."
  • (Matthew Perry) "Ask if I can call her back. Oh, and get her phone number."
  • (Jon Tenney) "I mean, this makes no sense at all. Why would you marry her -- unless you knocked her up?"
  • (Jon Tenney) "You knocked her up?"
  • (Matthew Perry) "Yes, but that had nothing to do with it."
  • (Jon Tenney) "Jesus, why didn't they just build this place on the surface of the f***ing sun?"

John Bennett Perry as Richard Whitman

  • (John Bennett Perry) "In case you haven't noticed, the white people are melting out here."

Salma Hayek as Isabel Fuentes

  • (Salma Hayek) "Alex, don't do this. There is nothing to say."
  • (Matthew Perry) "Just wait a minute. There might be. This afternoon, I couldn't decide between a Texas burger and a tuna melt, but my life made sense, you know? And now I know exactly want I want, and my life doesn't make any sense. And I was doing fine this afternoon. I was doing great. That was me. It was me then. And now I'm with you and I don't know what happened but somewhere between the tuna melt and your aunt's tamales. I mean, I was actually worried that I'd already met the woman of my dreams at the dry cleaners or something and I was too busy to notice and you show up and I realize that's not true because you're the one. You are everything I never knew I always wanted. I'm not even sure what that means exactly, but I think has something to do with the rest of my life. And I think we should get married right now."
  • (Salma Hayek) "It was a sign, Alex."
  • (Matthew Perry) "Of what?"
  • (Salma Hayek) "That the baby would be Catholic."
  • (Matthew Perry) "Oh, well, then it's a good thing you weren't stopped in front of an IHOP."
  • (Salma Hayek) "Whatever you do, don't tell them I picked you up outside a bathroom."
  • (Salma Hayek) "Love is a gift, Alex, not an obligation."
  • (Salma Hayek) "I hate you. I hate you. I hate you."
  • (Dam Policeman Delivering Baby) "They always say that."
  • (Salma Hayek) "No. No quiero oir nada. No quiero que me digas una palabra. Estoy harta de todas tus mentiras. Eso son todo lo que me has dicho. Cobarde."
  • (Matthew Perry) "What does that mean?"
  • (Salma Hayek) "It means that you are a liar and a coward. That's what it means."
  • (Matthew Perry) "It sounded so much prettier in Spanish."
  • (Salma Hayek) "Alex, this is Chuy."
  • (Matthew Perry) "Chuy, hi. I'm Luke Skywalker."
  • (Salma Hayek) "It was a sign."
  • (Anne Betancourt) "Of course, it was. God was telling him to quit that job and stay here with you."
  • (Salma Hayek) "No, I mean it was like a real sign with neon and stuff."
  • (Salma Hayek) "I pee really fast. I live with five brothers, three cousins and only one bathroom. Believe me; I can pee faster than anyone in the world."

Anne Betancourt as Amalia

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