For Keeps (film) Quotes

For Keeps (film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . For Keeps ended in 1970.

It features Jerry Belson as producer, Bill Conti in charge of musical score, and James Crabe as head of cinematography.

For Keeps (film) is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of For Keeps (film) is 98 min long. For Keeps (film) is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: Molly Ringwald as Darcy, Kenneth Mars as Mr. Babrucz, Randall Batinkoff as Stan, Michelle Downey as Michaela, and Kenneth Mars as Mr. Bobrucz.

For Keeps (film) Quotes

Randall Batinkoff as Stan

• (Randall Batinkoff) "Oh no, my wife is not gonna get a job."
• (Molly Ringwald) "Oh great Stan, you sound just like Fred Flintstone."

• (Randall Batinkoff) "You don't take care of bills by stuffing them in a shoebox --. We'll do less entertaining. And there is no reason on God's green earth that we have to have chocolate milk in the fridge at all times. Or French god**** roast god**** coffee, with god**** cinnamon."

• (Randall Batinkoff) "I'll settle for big."

Kenneth Mars as Mr. Bobrucz

• (Kenneth Mars) "Young lady you need to learn how to keep your mouth shut and your legs crossed."

Michelle Downey as Michaela

• (Michelle Downey) "I love it when the smart kids try to be so stupid."

Molly Ringwald as Darcy

• (Molly Ringwald) "I'm pregnant. Can you pass the turnips?"

• (Molly Ringwald) "Oh my God. My God, it's huge, it's a monster. It's a giant boa-constrictor, get that thing away from me, get it away, put it aways before it kills somebody."

• (Molly Ringwald) "I tried on my dress, for the prom, I look like a Thanksgiving Day float. Also I'm itching everywhere, my ankles are fat, there's something hanging out of my butt, the article's not going good and now I need a haircut."
• (Randall Batinkoff) "There's something hanging out of your what?"
• (Molly Ringwald) "Well, when you're pregnant, sometimes you get hemorroids, okay?"
• (Randall Batinkoff) "Bummer."

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