For the Boys Quotes

For the Boys is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . For the Boys stopped airing in 1970.

It features Bonnie Bruckheimer as producer, Dave Grusin in charge of musical score, and Stephen Goldblatt as head of cinematography.

For the Boys is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of For the Boys is 138 minutes long. For the Boys is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Bette Midler as Dixie, James Caan as Eddie, Jack Sheldon as Wally Fields, and Dori Brenner as Loretta.

For the Boys Quotes

Bette Midler as Dixie

• (Bette Midler) "Shut the f*** up. It's Christmastime. I'm gonna sing you a little song."

• (Bette Midler) "Well -- alone in the dark with thousands of men. There is a God after all."

• (Bette Midler) "The thing you wanna avoid is outlasting everybody. Can you remember that?"

• (Bette Midler) "You're gonna kill him you fill his head full of this crap."
• (James Caan) "Such as what?"
• (Bette Midler) "Such as "Don't study," "Everything comes easy," "Life's a big party.""
• (James Caan) "Oh, well, sounds good to me."
• (Bette Midler) "Oh yeah? You got three daughters. Why don't you give them the benefit of your wisdom?"
• (James Caan) "Because my wisdom is for a son. I got a closet full of baseball cards --"
• (Bette Midler) "Don't break my heart."
• (James Caan) "Alright. How long's it now been; eight years Michael's dead?"
• (Bette Midler) "You shut up."
• (James Caan) "No. You let me talk. Now enough is enough here. That boy needs a father. He needs a man in his life; somebody he can talk to, somebody who can teach him, somebody who can show him."
• (Bette Midler) "What? How to screw the chorus girls?"
• (James Caan) "Yeah, why not if he wants to -- yeah, why not. That's life. Hey, I wish somebody was there to teach me how to kiss 'em, how to talk to 'em; how to jack off."
• (Bette Midler) "What did you say?"
• (James Caan) "That's right, lady. Who's gonna tell him it's alright; that his thing won't fall off; his mother? Why don't you put a dress on him and forget about it?"
• (Bette Midler) "I would, but then you'd probably make a pass at him."

• (Bette Midler) "Mind if I smoke?"
• (James Caan) "I don't care if you burn."
• (Bette Midler) "What a prince."

• (Bette Midler) "So sorry."
• (Bette Midler) "A little trouble over the channel you know, old pip."
• (James Caan) "Really."
• (Bette Midler) "Righto. We were halfway to Belgium when we ran out of -- gas, I believe you call it."
• (James Caan) "That's funny. You don't look like you'd ever run out of gas."
• (Bette Midler) "Are you trying to get into my flak suit, honey?"
• (James Caan) "I'm just trying to debrief you. So a plane without any gas. What did you do?"
• (Bette Midler) "Do?"
• (James Caan) "Yeah. Do. You know to keep up morale and all that."
• (Bette Midler) "Well -- well -- my co-pilot -- lovely young boy but terrified, half out of his wits. You know, nervous. Terrified. I said to him, "This one's going to take a long -- hard -- pull." So I did. For two hours."
• (James Caan) "Two hours alone with you? That boy deserves a purple heart."
• (Bette Midler) "Well, it was purple, alright, but I don't think it was his heart."

• (Bette Midler) "America the land of the fee."

Jack Sheldon as Wally Fields

• (Jack Sheldon) "What would I have to give you for one little kiss?"
• (Dori Brenner) "Chloroform."

James Caan as Eddie

• (James Caan) "Hey, Dixie, they gave me a big suite upstairs."
• (Bette Midler) "Really?"
• (James Caan) "Oh yeah. And I got a big king-size bed."
• (Bette Midler) "You wanna lie down, Eddie?"
• (James Caan) "Is that an offer?"
• (Bette Midler) "It's a recommendation."

• (James Caan) "What? we're short -- oh time. Two minutes time. Well, Dixie do you have any ideas of what we can do in two minutes?"
• (Bette Midler) "Not unless your part rabbit."

• (James Caan) "You know -- for an old broad, you're still pretty sexy."
• (Bette Midler) "How would you know?"
• (James Caan) "Well, I think I'm getting excited."
• (Bette Midler) "Let me know when you're sure."

• (James Caan) "Just relax and follow my lead."
• (Bette Midler) "Yeah. Right off a cliff."

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