Freaked Quotes

Freaked is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Freaked ended its run in 1970.

It features Stephen Chiodo as producer, and Kevin Kiner in charge of musical score.

Each episode of Freaked is 81 minutes long. Freaked is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Michael Gilden and Joseph S. Griffo as Eye, Alex Winter as Ricky Coogan, Randy Quaid as Elijah C. Skuggs, Derek McGrath as Worm, and Brooke Shields as Skye Daley.

Freaked Quotes

Alex Winter as Ricky Coogan

• (Alex Winter) "You are not supposed to have that stuff."

• (Alex Winter) "Santa Flan -- What kinda of s***ty name for a country is that?"

• (Alex Winter) "I heard that s***'s lethal."

• (Alex Winter) "I wonder if I they're still casting "Gremlins 3" --"

Randy Quaid as Elijah C. Skuggs

• (Unnamed) "When I arrived here, I was nothing like I am now. I was confused; a walking contradiction, and I was so full of questions."
• (Randy Quaid) "You know, you'd be better off without a dick."
• (Randy Quaid) "Hey, you can keep the beard."

• (Randy Quaid) "That's a really big shoe --"

• (Randy Quaid) "There are no weirdos here."

• (Randy Quaid) "Do I seem like a weirdo?"
• (Alex Winter) "Nope. You seem like a regular dumbs*** old redneck to me."

• (Randy Quaid) "A lot of milkmen on the same route. No wonder they fight."

Derek McGrath as Worm

• (Derek McGrath) "You could wipe my ass."

Brooke Shields as Skye Daley

• (Brooke Shields) "Boo dude."

Michael Gilden and Joseph S. Griffo as Eye

• (Michael Gilden and Joseph S. Griffo) "Dat sock fulla holes, mon."

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