Freddy Got Fingered Quotes

Freddy Got Fingered is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Freddy Got Fingered stopped airing in 1970.

It features Larry Brezner, Howard Lapides, and Lauren Lloyd as producer, Michael Simpson (producer) in charge of musical score, and Mark Irwin as head of cinematography.

Freddy Got Fingered is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Freddy Got Fingered is 87 minutes long. Freddy Got Fingered is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Tom Green as Gord Brody, Rip Torn as Jim, Tom Green as Gord, Julie Hagerty as Julie Brody, Marisa Coughlan as Betty, Harland Williams as Darren, Connor Widdows as Mr. Malloy, Connor Widdows as Andy Malloy, Eddie Kaye Thomas as Freddy Brody, and Lorena Gale as Psychiatrist.

Freddy Got Fingered Quotes

Tom Green as Gord Brody

• (Tom Green) "I hope I get a jobby, Freddy. I've got my fingers crossed -- crossed -- crossed -- crossed -- cross -- ed."

• (Tom Green) "He's a molester. He's a CHILLLLLLLLD MOLESTER."

• (Tom Green) "I wanna eat chicken burgers."

• (Tom Green) "Wow -- it's a Le Baron."
• (Rip Torn) "Bet your boots it's a Le Baron. Good car. Convertible."

• (Tom Green) "There's my La Baron. Where's your La Baron?"

• (Tom Green) "I'm looking for a David Davidson."
• (Woman) "I'm a woman."
• (Tom Green) "Did I ask what sex you are?"
• (Woman) "No."
• (Tom Green) "Did I ask if you were David Davidson?"
• (Woman) "My name is Cheryl."

• (Tom Green) "Look, Daddy, I'm a farmer."

• (Tom Green) "Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage?"

• (Tom Green) "You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet."

• (Tom Green) "I'm gunna make you proud, Dad --"
• (Tom Green) "GET THE f*** OUT OF THE WAY."

• (Tom Green) "Ahhh -- Freddy. Freddy."
• (Eddie Kaye Thomas) "Is that um --"
• (Rip Torn) "Thats your big brother. He couldn't handle the complexities of making a cheese sandwich so now he's back here at home with us -- jeez, is that idiot still in the shower? s***. How much water is he gonna use?"
• (Eddie Kaye Thomas) "How much is he gonna use? All of it? Save some for the fish or something. Right poP? Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha."

• (Tom Green) "Ding dong. I'm a sexy boy."

• (Tom Green) "I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, the backwards man, I can walk backwards as fast as you can, I can walk backwards as fast as you can."

• (Tom Green) "f*** you, dad."
• (Rip Torn) "f*** me? Is that what you wanna do?"
• (Rip Torn) "Well, go ahead, f*** ME."

• (Tom Green) "Don't touch my shoulder, I saved the day."

• (Tom Green) "This is "Little Timmy". He gets us food and stuff. Right, little timmy?"
• (Rip Torn) "What the f*** is going on Gord? Why aren't you at your new job?"
• (Tom Green) "What are you talking about Timmy?"
• (Rip Torn) "Gord -- Jesus. There ain't no big computer job -- is there? You're just gallavantin' around in my suit pretending to be some kind of mover 'n shaker aren't you?"

• (Tom Green) "This is a fancy restaurant. This is a fancy restaurant."

• (Tom Green) "I see the problem here. There's a baby in your body."

• (Sandwich Customer) "This cheese sandwich."
• (Tom Green) "What?"
• (Sandwich Customer) "It doesn't have enough cheese in it."
• (Tom Green) "Well -- we can't have that, 'cause, you know, a cheese sandwich with no cheese, it's just -- two pieces of bread, and you know what? I could LOSE MY JOB. I could lose ALL THIS."
• (Tom Green) "So you can -- have -- all -- the cheese -- you want."
• (Sandwich Customer) "What the hell do you expect me to do with this?"
• (Tom Green) "Well, I don't know. You could -- SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUM-BUM."
• (Tom Green) "Yooou -- can -- put -- the -- cheeese -- in -- your -- bum --"

• (Tom Green) "Japan Four."

Rip Torn as Jim

• (Rip Torn) "Wait a minute -- You're crippled."
• (Tom Green) "Dad --"
• (Marisa Coughlan) "What?"
• (Tom Green) "Dad --"
• (Marisa Coughlan) "You got a problem with my legs?"
• (Rip Torn) "No, you got a problem with your legs. It's ether that, or you're just lazy."

• (Rip Torn) "Get out of the toilet."

• (Rip Torn) "Where the f*** is the water?"

• (Rip Torn) "Ohhhhh, look honey, our boy's a genius. He's rigged a pulley system so he can eat sausage and work on his stupid drawings."

• (Rip Torn) "If this was Pakistan, you'd be sewing soccer balls."

• (Rip Torn) "You BETTER run. You LIIIIIAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR."

• (Rip Torn) "He said 'f*** you, dad'. So I said 'f*** you, f*** me. f*** you, f*** me" -- and I NEVER FINGERED FREDDY."

• (Rip Torn) "You little s***, you think that's funny? I gotta go to work tommorrow, get the hell of my property."
• (Tom Green) "Dad, what the f***, he hurt his leg."
• (Rip Torn) "Why's everybody screaming like a banshee?"
• (Rip Torn) "Jesus Christ."
• (Rip Torn) "Well, get him a job. I mean, get him an ambulance, you get a job."
• (Rip Torn) "Stop that, what the hell do you think you're doing?"

• (Rip Torn) "What are you looking at -- bitch?"

Harland Williams as Darren

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Connor Widdows as Mr. Malloy

• (Connor Widdows) "Can I really have a piece of cake, Daddy?"
• (Connor Widdows) "Sure you can, son. It's your birthday."
• (Connor Widdows) "Yea."
• (Connor Widdows) "Yea."

Julie Hagerty as Julie Brody

• (Julie Hagerty) "Gordie, sit down. We're having roast beef."
• (Tom Green) "Why do you guys always have roast beef?"
• (Rip Torn) "Boo-hoo. Little Lord Fauntleroy's tummy hurts because there's too much roast beef in it."
• (Tom Green) "It's just boring."
• (Tom Green) "I'm eating a chicken sandwich."
• (Rip Torn) "No, you're not."
• (Tom Green) "This is crazy. I'm a 28-year-old man, I should be able to eat a chicken sandwich if I want."
• (Rip Torn) "He's 28 years old and he can eat a chicken sandwich. Very Impressive. Mike Fitzgibbon's son is a nuclear physicist, and my son can eat a chicken."
• (Julie Hagerty) "Jim, no."
• (Rip Torn) "You can either eat that god**** roast beef, or you can go to bed."

Marisa Coughlan as Betty

• (Marisa Coughlan) "But Gord, I don't care about jewels, I just want to suck your cock."

Lorena Gale as Psychiatrist

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