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Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel Quotes

Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel stopped airing in 1970.

It features Neil Peplow as producer, James L. Venable in charge of musical score, and John Pardue as head of cinematography.

Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel is 83 minutes long. Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel is distributed by Picturehouse Entertainment.

The cast includes: Chris O'Dowd as Ray, Anna Faris as Cassie, Dean Lennox Kelly as Pete, and Marc Wootton as Toby.

Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel Quotes

Chris O'Dowd as Ray

  • (Chris O'Dowd) "Little bit weird, but ummm -- turns out everybody in the future, American."
  • (Chris O'Dowd) "Time travel. It'll turn your brain into spaghetti if you let it. Best not to think about it. Best just to get on with the job in hand. Which is destroying the enemy before they're even born and have a chance to threaten us. We're expecting any resistance to be light, because the ancestors of our enemies have yet to evolve any thumbs -- or indeed spines. But that does not change the fact that they may one day evolve into a species that may pose a threat to us. And for that reason, we are going to rain down a fiery death upon them that will turn the surface of their planet into a radioactive desert. Because we are the planetary peace corps. And that is what we do. Now, are you nappy-wearing motherf***ers ready to lock and load, and get it on ?"
  • (Chris O'Dowd) "Do you have any idea how rare it is to find a girl who's into science fiction, who doesn't have everything pierced?"
  • (Anna Faris) "How do you know I haven't?"

Anna Faris as Cassie

  • (Anna Faris) "Ray, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth."

Dean Lennox Kelly as Pete

  • (Dean Lennox Kelly) "Well, what do we do? I mean this is your s*** --"
  • (Chris O'Dowd) "This isn't my s***. My s*** is sitting on my arse reading about this s*** --"
  • (Dean Lennox Kelly) "Holy s***. I will take your time traveling hottie and raise you a pub full of dead bodies."
  • (Dean Lennox Kelly) "So what do we do now Ray?"
  • (Chris O'Dowd) "What?"
  • (Dean Lennox Kelly) "This is your thing."
  • (Chris O'Dowd) "This is not my thing, no my thing is sitting on my arse reading books about this s*** not actually being in it"
  • (Dean Lennox Kelly) "What about the rules, I mean there's always rules in these things isn't there"
  • (Chris O'Dowd) "Well yeah, but i mean it depends who you read"
  • (Marc Wootton) "Well even i know some rules"
  • (Chris O'Dowd) "Like what"
  • (Marc Wootton) "Like you can't tread on any butterflies"
  • (Dean Lennox Kelly) "What?"
  • (Marc Wootton) "- Not just butterflies, anything, you can't kill anything in the past because it wipes out all it's descendants in the future and you could end up wiping out the whole human race"
  • (Chris O'Dowd) "Don't sleep with anyone, it always ends up being your mum or your gran"
  • (Dean Lennox Kelly) "That's just sick"
  • (Marc Wootton) "Ray it's still tonight we haven't gone back to the Blitz"
  • (Chris O'Dowd) "You asked for rules I'm giving you rules"
  • (Dean Lennox Kelly) "OK, don't kill anything, don't f*** anything, what else?"
  • (Chris O'Dowd) "Don't touch yourself"

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