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Futurama: Bender's Big Score Quotes

Futurama: Bender's Big Score is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Futurama: Bender's Big Score ended its run in 1970.

It features Lee Supercinski as producer, and Christopher Tyng in charge of musical score.

Futurama: Bender's Big Score is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Futurama: Bender's Big Score is 89 minutes long. Futurama: Bender's Big Score is distributed by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment.

The cast includes: Billy West as Fry, Katey Sagal as Leela, John DiMaggio as Bender, Al Gore as Al Gore, Lauren Tom as Amy Wong, Frank Welker as Nibbler, Phil LaMarr as Hermes Conrad, David Herman as Nudar, and Maurice LaMarche as Shlump.

Futurama: Bender's Big Score Quotes

Phil LaMarr as Hermes Conrad

  • (Phil LaMarr) "You incompetent crab."
  • (Zoidberg) "I thought you were happy. Your tail is wagging."
  • (Phil LaMarr) "Without my body, I'm a nobody."
  • (Professor Farnsworth) "If Hermes were here, he'd fire you all."
  • (Phil LaMarr) "I am here."
  • (Professor Farnsworth) "Quiet, you."
  • (Phil LaMarr) "And that's why they call me 11-inch Conrad."

John DiMaggio as Bender

  • (John DiMaggio) "Awww, I lost him, people will call me a failure."
  • (John DiMaggio) "Others however will call me the World's Sexiest Killing Machine, that's fun at parties."
  • (John DiMaggio) "You know its funny --"
  • (Billy West) "What?"
  • (John DiMaggio) "Your wiener. haha"
  • (John DiMaggio) "Well, we're boned."
  • (John DiMaggio) "Sweet photons. I don't know if you're waves or particles, but you go down smooth."
  • (John DiMaggio) "Follow that guy. Ther's an extra hundred in it for you, if you follow him that close that you run him over."
  • (John DiMaggio) "Hasta la vista, meatbag."
  • (John DiMaggio) "Not so neutral now, are you, Sweden?"
  • (John DiMaggio) "I support and oppose many things, but not strongly enough to pick up a pen."
  • (John DiMaggio) "Here's your Guttenberg Bible, masters, plus the Colonel's secret recipe: "Chicken, grease, salt"."
  • (John DiMaggio) "I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do."

Katey Sagal as Leela

  • (Katey Sagal) "The Mona Lisa."
  • (John DiMaggio) "Sorry, it's not quite finished."
  • (Maurice LaMarche) "Da Vinci give you any trouble?"
  • (John DiMaggio) "Let's just say he might not make it to "The Last Supper"."
  • (Katey Sagal) "What's the secret of time travel doing on Fry's ass?"
  • (Billy West) "It was bound to be somewhere."

Frank Welker as Nibbler

  • (Frank Welker) "Alas our kitten-class attack ships were no use for their mighty chairs. The universe is doomed. Doomed."
  • (Billy West) "Can I pull up my pants now?"
  • (Frank Welker) "Dooooooooooooooooooooomed."
  • (Frank Welker) "Everyone, out of the universe."
  • (Frank Welker) "Finished. I've managed to save the universe and forty percent of your rectum."
  • (Bubblegum Tate) "That's all you need."

Al Gore as Al Gore

  • (Al Gore) "Finally, I get to save the Earth with deadly laser blasts instead of deadly slide shows."
  • (Al Gore) "Dang. That hundred dollars could have gotten me -- one gallon of gas."

Billy West as Fry

  • (Professor Farnsworth) "Yes? I see."
  • (Professor Farnsworth) "Good news, everyone. Those asinine morons who canceled us were themselves fired for incompetence."
  • (Professor Farnsworth) "And not just fired, but beaten up, too -- and pretty badly."
  • (Professor Farnsworth) "In fact, most of them died from their injuries."
  • (Professor Farnsworth) "And then they were ground up into a fine pink powder."
  • (Billy West) "Why?"
  • (Professor Farnsworth) "Oh, it's got a million and one uses."
  • (Professor Farnsworth) "Aw, that soothes the fire."
  • (Katey Sagal) "So what does this mean for us and our many fans?"
  • (Professor Farnsworth) "It means we're back on the air."
  • (Professor Farnsworth) "Yes, flying on the air in our mighty spaceship."
  • (John DiMaggio) "We're back, baby."
  • (Professor Farnsworth) "Time travel is impossible."
  • (Billy West) "But Professor, you time traveled yourself. Remember? When we went back to Roswell?"
  • (Professor Farnsworth) "That proves nothing. And furthermore, you'd think I could remember a thing like that. Plus, who are you anyway?"
  • (Billy West) "That's it. I don't see how things could get any worse"
  • (John DiMaggio) "We could sing."
  • (Professor Farnsworth) "I'd rather kill myself."
  • (Lauren Tom) "Why not do both?"
  • (Professor Farnsworth) "Oh, very well."

David Herman as Nudar

  • (Lars) "I'm not afraid of you or your expensive gun. Go ahead and shoot."
  • (David Herman) "Oh, yeah? Then what if I kill the woman you love?"
  • (Katey Sagal) "Don't you understand, numb-neck? He doesn't love me."
  • (Lars) "I've -- always loved you. Don't hurt her. I'll give you the code."
  • (David Herman) "Nice attack, doodoo heads."
  • (David Herman) "You, Booger-Bot, read the code or I'll shoot this guy."
  • (John DiMaggio) "Who the hell is he?"
  • (Scruffy) "I'm Scruffy -- the janitor."
  • (John DiMaggio) "Hang on, Scruffy."

Lauren Tom as Amy Wong

  • (Lauren Tom) "Look at us, living like trash-eating bums in an alley now."
  • (Zoidberg) "Yes -- Now --"

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