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G.I. Jane Quotes

G.I. Jane is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . G.I. Jane stopped airing in 1970.

It features Ridley Scott, Roger Birnbaum, Demi Moore, and Suzanne Todd as producer, Trevor Jones (composer) in charge of musical score, and Hugh Johnson (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

G.I. Jane is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of G.I. Jane is 124 minutes long. G.I. Jane is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Viggo Mortensen as Master Chief John Urgayle, Morris Chestnut as McCool, Stephen Ramsey as Stamm, Anne Bancroft as Sen. Lillian DeHaven, and David Warshofsky as Instructor Johns.

G.I. Jane Quotes

Viggo Mortensen as Master Chief John Urgayle

  • (Viggo Mortensen) "The Israelis tried it. Women in combat. Seems men couldn't get used to the sight of women blown open. They'd linger over the wounded females, often trying to save those who obviously couldn't be saved. Often to the detriment of the mission."
  • (Lt. Jordan O'Neil) "You were given the Navy Cross right? May I ask what you got it for?"
  • (Viggo Mortensen) "Since it bears on this conversation, I got it for pulling a 240-pound man out of a burning tank."
  • (Lt. Jordan O'Neil) "So when a man tries to rescue another man, he's a hero, but if he tries to rescue a woman, he's just gone soft?"
  • (Viggo Mortensen) "Could you have pulled that man clear? Lieutenant, you couldn't even haul your own body weight out of the water today."
  • (Viggo Mortensen) "I don't know what the hell's been going on in the last 48 hours. And frankly I don't give a s***."
  • (Lt. Jordan O'Neil) "Good to see you too, Master Chief."
  • (Viggo Mortensen) "SIXTY PERCENT of you will NOT pass this course. How do I know? Because that is an historical FACT. Now for the bad news, I always like to get one quitter on the first day, and until I do, that first day does not end."
  • (Viggo Mortensen) "Instructor Pyro."
  • (Sgt. Max Pyro, Instructor) "Aye aye, Master Chief. Instructors. Boat Crews. Stand by your boats. MOVE YOUR ASSES."
  • (Viggo Mortensen) "The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continents, the very position of the sun along its ecliptic. THESE are just a FEW of the things I control in my world. Is that clear?"
  • (Stephen Ramsey) "Yes, Command Master Chief."
  • (Viggo Mortensen) "IS THAT CLEAR?"
  • (Unnamed) "YES, COMMAND MASTER CHIEF."
  • (Viggo Mortensen) "I'll never live this one down."
  • (Viggo Mortensen) "Remember, there are no bad crews, only bad leaders."
  • (Viggo Mortensen) "Sergeant Cortez, however brief your stint with this command might be, there are two words you will learn to put together: Team-Mate."
  • (Viggo Mortensen) "Is there anything else we can do for your celebrity career, Lieutenant?"
  • (Lt. Jordan O'Neil) "That will be all --"
  • (Viggo Mortensen) "You now have exactly one minute to muster."
  • (Sgt. Max Pyro, Instructor) "If even one of you Van Winkle wannabes are late I will personally see to it none of you sleep for a week."
  • (Viggo Mortensen) "I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A bird will fall frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself."
  • (Lt. Jordan O'Neil) "Master Chief --"
  • (Viggo Mortensen) "Lieutenant, seek life elsewhere."
  • (Lt. Jordan O'Neil) "Suck my dick."

Morris Chestnut as McCool

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Anne Bancroft as Sen. Lillian DeHaven

  • (Anne Bancroft) "Don't you even think of playing politics with me, little darlin', you'll be up way past your bedtime."
  • (Lt. Jordan O'Neil) "And don't YOU think that I'll sit idly by while anyone smears my good name. Now you get those charges VOIDED, Senator. And you do it today."
  • (Anne Bancroft) "Or what?"
  • (Lt. Jordan O'Neil) "You like pissed off? Watch this."
  • (Anne Bancroft) "Captain, are you in the habit of lettin' reporters traipse around your base, snappin' their fill? These are supposed to be discreet test cases."
  • (C.O. Salem) "Senator, they stand out on a public highway using telephoto lenses. There is nothin' I can do about it, unless you want me to infringe on their civil liberties, which I will be glad to do, if you'll just trim a little fat off the Constitution."
  • (Anne Bancroft) "Did you just mouth off to a senior member of the Senate Arms Committee? I mean, I'll give you points for style, just nothin' for smarts."
  • (Anne Bancroft) "Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mr. Hayes. If a cannibal used a knife and fork, would you call that progress too?"

David Warshofsky as Instructor Johns

  • (David Warshofsky) "Take a good look at your new home."

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