G.I. Joe: The Movie Quotes

G.I. Joe: The Movie is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . G.I. Joe: The Movie stopped airing in 1970.

It features Joe Bacal as producer, Robert J. Walsh in charge of musical score, and Masatoshi Fukui as head of cinematography.

G.I. Joe: The Movie is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of G.I. Joe: The Movie is 93 minutes long. G.I. Joe: The Movie is distributed by Nelson Entertainment (theatrical release).

G.I. Joe: The Movie Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I will stain my hands with your blood."

• (Unnamed) "Oh no. No. Oh boy you really are bad luck."
• (Unnamed) "Hey you're no rabbit's foot yourself."
• (Unnamed) "Falcon. Take a good look at what your irresponsibility cost us because you desserted your post: an enemy force was able to penetrate security, free Serpentor and injure three good men. You're confined to quarters until court-martial. Get him out of my sight."

• (Unnamed) "You have lost, GI Joe. LOST."

• (Unnamed) "It is our greater destiny that concerns me now. Where is the Broadcast Energy Transmitter?"
• (Unnamed) "I was unable to capture it, but I shall not fail you again, my lord."
• (Unnamed) "Let's hope not, Serpentor. I would hate to lose you."

• (Unnamed) "Die, arrogant Earth scum."

• (Unnamed) "How is he, Scarlett?"
• (Unnamed) "Not good."
• (Unnamed) "Falcon, I just realized, I can't look out for you anymore. Just promise me you'll get your life together and be a model for your country."
• (Unnamed) "I will Duke. I'll make you proud. You'll see."
• (Unnamed) "Yo Joe."
• (Unnamed) "He's gone into a coma."
• (Unnamed) "Don't worry, Falcon. We'll do everything we can for Duke. Yo Joe."

• (Unnamed) "My job is to whip you into shape, and I mean whip. There's only two ways out of my command, on your feet like a man, or in a ditty bag. An itty-bitty ditty bag. GOT IT?"

• (Unnamed) "Once this worm reaches the top of this pole the pods will ripen and this pitiful planet will be ours."

• (Unnamed) "And Big Lob makes his move."

• (Unnamed) "Behold the culmination of centuries. The ultimate fruit of hypergenetic manipulation, a weapon which no enemy can withstand. In several hours these marvelous fungisoids will mature and launch hundreds of giant pods into orbit. The pods will bear spores, and those spores will degenerate all organisms they touch, mutating them into mindless incompetent life forms."
• (Unnamed) "when the pods ripen they will burst"
• (Unnamed) "and shower the earth with enough spores to reduce the entire human race to the level of mindless beasts."
• (Unnamed) "Only those beneath the protection of Cobra LA's icedome will be spared. But the pods will not ripen in the freezing outer space without energy. That's why I must have --"
• (Unnamed) "The broadcast energy transmitter. Of course."

• (Unnamed) "Where's Falcon?"
• (Unnamed) "Who cares? We don't need --"
• (Unnamed) "It's time you learned we're a team, Red Dog. We all go home or nobody goes home."

• (Unnamed) "Cut the macho Tunnel-Rat; NOW DO IT."

• (Unnamed) "Play it straight, or there's no doubt, I'll turn your eyeballs inside out."

• (Unnamed) "None may challenge Serpentor. This, I command."

• (Unnamed) "I want you guys to infiltrate Cobra's Terrordome and destroy it. By the way. How's he doing?"
• (Unnamed) "It's too soon to tell but I think the kid's got a lot of potential, amd by the way I won't tell him you asked."

• (Unnamed) "Blunderers. Fools. We possess power greater than any on Earth. Yet our conquests are stripped from us on every front. Our most dangerous enemy is NOT G.I. Joe but YOUR collective incompetence."
• (Unnamed) "Hogwash."
• (Unnamed) "WHAT? You dare say?"
• (Unnamed) "The fault, most imperial Serpentor, lies not within us, but within YOU. Your leadership has been pompous, pusilanimous and pathetic."
• (Unnamed) "What did he say."
• (Unnamed) "He's gone batty."
• (Unnamed) "That's treason."
• (Unnamed) "I don't believe it."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, leadership IS at the very heart of this matter. But it's not mine that's inadequate, Cobra Commander, it is YOURS. Your ego driven stupidity has converted victory into catastrophe FOR THE LAST TIME."
• (Unnamed) "Go ahead. Make me the scapegoat. My loyal subordinates could testify to my superb stewardship of Cobra. But you don't have the courage to let them speak."
• (Unnamed) "Wrong again. Defend him if you can."
• (Unnamed) "Indeed they shall. You first, noble Destro."
• (Unnamed) "Militarily speaking, it is only fair to say that Cobra Commander is a world-class -- buffoon."
• (Unnamed) "WHAT? Baroness, Dr. Mindbender, brave Xomat and Tomax -- you won't let Destro's treacherous assassination of my character go unchallenged, will you?"
• (Unnamed) "Certainly not. Destro forgot to mention your frequent displays of cowardice."
• (Unnamed) "Oh."
• (Unnamed) "And you botched our desert campaign."
• (Unnamed) "We had won but YOU countermanded my order."
• (Unnamed) "You meddling brought us defeat. Again and again and again."
• (Unnamed) "You're not just a fool, you're Cobra's curse."
• (Unnamed) "Inept."
• (Unnamed) "Insufficient."
• (Unnamed) "Inexcusable."
• (Unnamed) "Unsubstantiated fantasy. Lies, lies, LIES."

• (Unnamed) "Where's the lair?"
• (Unnamed) "I said where's the lair?"
• (Unnamed) "It's too late. He's already completely transformed."

• (Unnamed) "If you ask me, some of them did not evolve."

• (Unnamed) "Cobra, retreat. Retreat."

• (Unnamed) "Well, look what just dropped in, bruddahs. A hundred seventy pounds of air pollution."
• (Mercer) "I've seen putty with more backbone."
• (Unnamed) "I do not like his face. Let us remove it, yes?"

• (Unnamed) "AT EASE, DISEASE."

• (Unnamed) "The fault, most imperial Serpentor, lies not within us, but within YOU. Your leadership has been pompous, pusilanimous and pathetic."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, leadership IS at the heart of the matter isn't it Commander? But it's not mine that's inadequate, it's yours. Your ego driven stupidity has converted victory into catastrophe for the last time."

• (Unnamed) "Flint to base."
• (Unnamed) "What's up?"
• (Unnamed) "Look at Cobra Commander. Those pods contain enough spores to mutate every man, woman and child on this planet."

• (Unnamed) "Want me to kiss it and make it better?"

• (Unnamed) "Nemesis Enforcer, throw this worthless sewage into the Abyss of oblivion"
• (Unnamed) "No, put him in with the Joe prisoners, so they can see the fate which awaits them."
• (Unnamed) "I like that. It's poetic in it's simplicity"
• (Unnamed) "Eh, a trifle melodramatic, but instructive -- Nemesis Enforcer, take him away --"

• (Unnamed) "Those Drednok are flying awfully close to the capture plants."
• (Unnamed) "Those aren't Drednok. Those are GI Joes."

• (Unnamed) "The first one to call me bad luck gets a knuckle massage."

• (Unnamed) "Useless. It's all useless."
• (Unnamed) "Come on. Snap out of it. Neither of us will make it if YOU don't hang together."
• (Unnamed) "I was once a man. A man."

• (Unnamed) "The world will soon be ours, great Golobulus."
• (Unnamed) "May your deeds match your words, Serpentor."

• (Unnamed) "Cobra-la-la-la-la-la-la."

• (Unnamed) "You're not filling your brothers in, Mercer. What's Cobra-La?"
• (Mercer) "I've never heard of it."
• (Unnamed) "That answer gives me no comfort."

• (Unnamed) "Then a brilliant nobleman came to my attention."
• (Unnamed) "Although he was disfigured in a labortory accident he was my choice."
• (Unnamed) "To raise a mighty army and take back this so called "civilized" society which drove us underground. You were my hope, Cobra Commander and you failed miserably."
• (Unnamed) "I was betrayed. My troops lacked courage. It was not my fault."
• (Unnamed) "You failed."
• (Unnamed) "No. Your precious creation Serpentor defiled your dreams of conquest. Destory him, I say. Destroy him."

• (Unnamed) "I've been expecting you. My name is Sgt Slaughter. Special drill instructor for G.I. Joe."
• (Unnamed) "That's terrific Sarge but, I'm tryin to cut back on the chicken sweat just now, so if you don't mind --"
• (Unnamed) "You're going nowhere space case. You're here because you're an industrial strenth foul up. My job is to whip you into shape and I mean WHIP. There's only two ways out of my command on your feet like a man or in a ditty bag, an itty bitty bag. You got it?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes sir."
• (Unnamed) "That's better. Now straighten up and meet the Renegades. They're not real dependable now but when I get through with them what are you going to be?"
• (Unnamed) "Perfect."
• (Unnamed) "That's right. Perfect. Meet Mercer an ex-Cobra Viper who's seen the light. Red Dog. Booted out of pro football for unnecessary roughness. And Taurus a circus acrobat with a few loose bats."
• (Unnamed) "Uh hi guys."

• (Unnamed) "Prepare for eternity."

• (Unnamed) "What is he doing? Get rid of that thing."
• (Unnamed) "Order. Give it here. I'm sorry Beach Head. He's usually very obedient."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah well just get rid of that thing."

• (Unnamed) "Wait for me."
• (Unnamed) "Stop. It's a trap."
• (Unnamed) "Get outta my face."
• (Unnamed) "Look."
• (Unnamed) "My buddies."
• (Unnamed) "There's nothing you can do to save them."
• (Unnamed) "Wait. I know another way out of Cobra-La. You can save yourself and fight again."
• (Unnamed) "So what's your fee? Snakes don't give for free."
• (Unnamed) "Take me with you."
• (Unnamed) "We got a bargain. But play it straight or there's no doubt, I'll turn your eyeballs inside out."
• (Unnamed) "This way."

• (Unnamed) "No one defies Golobulus and lives -- NO ONE."

• (Unnamed) "Stow it Falcon. I'm allergic to baloney."

• (Unnamed) "Don't say that, Duke. Doc'll fix you up."
• (Unnamed) "This isn't Doc's day for miracles. It's my own fault -- ah -- I was too slow."
• (Unnamed) "No, no. You did it to save me."

• (Unnamed) "Hello, Hello, Hello"
• (Unnamed) "Adios, Adios, Adios"

• (Unnamed) "Lt. Falcon, I don't know how an arrogant misfit like you got into this outfit in the first place."
• (Unnamed) "Are they going to shoot Falcon?"
• (Unnamed) "No. This is just a preliminary hearing."
• (Unnamed) "Three Joes injured and Serpentor freed by some bizarre new enemy, all because YOU can't follow orders. Your record is a shameful parade of insubordination and gross dereliction of duty. We searched your files in the hopes of finding SOME act of merit to offset the maximum penalty. We found -- none."
• (Unnamed) "If it please the court, I ask that the defendant be spared."
• (Unnamed) "On what grounds?"
• (Unnamed) "Duke -- don't."
• (Unnamed) "I just know that deep inside, there's a Joe worth saving; Falcon is my half-brother."
• (Unnamed) "We should confer on this. Duke, you may remove the defendant."
• (Unnamed) "Don't do me any more favors, "big-brother"."
• (Unnamed) "Falcon. Duke's just trying to help."
• (Unnamed) "How? By busting my chops every chance he gets?"
• (Unnamed) "I promised our mother I would keep an eye on him. Maybe I shouldn't have taken the job."
• (Unnamed) "He did the crime, he oughta do the time."
• (Unnamed) "Now you might get penalized for his screw-up."
• (Unnamed) "Hey. Nobody's going to take the fall for me. I don't need your help."
• (Unnamed) "STAY OUT OF MY LIFE."
• (Unnamed) "Showtime."
• (Unnamed) "Lt. Falcon, it is the judgment of this tribunal that you not be turned over for Court Martial."
• (Unnamed) "However, you still must answer for the severity of the charges against you. Falcon, you're going to learn what it means to be a Joe even if it kills you. I'm sending you to The Slaughterhouse."

• (Unnamed) "Man, whoever heard of being shot down by salad?"

• (Unnamed) "I hope you BOTH get fleas."

• (Unnamed) "What's that bow-wow doing here?"
• (Unnamed) "That's my dog, Order. He's trained to sniff out explosives. Order, seek."
• (Unnamed) "This is supposed to be YOUR test, Law."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, Law and Order are a team, man. He find the bombs, I drive the car. We tried it the other way, but it didn't work."

• (Unnamed) "You six rawhides, you're gonna learn soldiering, and; hey, there's only five of you. Where is that gold-plated goof-off, 'Lt. Falcon'?"
• (Unnamed) "Terrific question."
• (Unnamed) "Man said he has some errands to do. Go to the tailor, wallpaper his footlocker -- weird stuff."
• (Unnamed) "I think he had a date or something."

• (Unnamed) "Even their air force is ugly."

• (Unnamed) "Dinner already?"
• (Unnamed) "Not unless you like snake burgers. We're gonna infiltrate the Terrordrome on Cobra Island."
• (Mercer) "That's suicide."
• (Unnamed) "Yes. Horoscope say it bad day to travel."
• (Unnamed) "Think of it as an extra rough training excersize."
• (Unnamed) "Training, huh? Why don't we leave our weapons behind. Make it really educational."
• (Unnamed) "Now that's what I call a challenge. No weapons. Let's move out."

• (Unnamed) "No. No. Not the spores. I'm a citizen of Cobra-La. NOT THE SPORES."
• (Unnamed) "No. No."

• (Unnamed) "Go ahead. Make me the scape-goat. My loyal subordinates could testify to my superb stewardship of Cobra. But you don't have the courage to let them speak."
• (Unnamed) "Wrong again. Defend him if you can."
• (Unnamed) "Indeed they shall. You first, noble Destro."
• (Unnamed) "Militarily speaking, it's only fair to say that Cobra Commander is a world-class -- buffoon."
• (Unnamed) "WHAT?"

• (Unnamed) "How are you at splicing?"
• (Unnamed) "Nothing like a little on-the-job training."

• (Unnamed) "Cobra Commander, this is treason."

• (Unnamed) "Save my bones for Davy Jones."

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