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G-String Circus Quotes

G-String Circus is a television show that debuted in 1970 . G-String Circus completed its run in 1970.

G-String Circus Quotes

  • (Roger the Alien) "Look at me like you're a virgin."
  • (Hayley Smith) "Are you supposed to be pregnant or fat?"
  • (Roger the Alien) "Eight months preggers. They don't make you buy the two-drink minimum when you're knocked up."
  • (Steve Smith) "Maybe you should go to fat camp. Damn. Because you're taking up so much space right now. Oh, damn."
  • (Roger the Alien) "Pillow Fight."
  • (Roger the Alien) "Whoops, forgot I put some sodas in there --"
  • (Stan Smith) "Tanqueray, let me break it down for you. Exposing your body for money is wrong. The only people who should see you naked are your mother your doctor and your best friend in third grade. Just that one time. Under the waterfall. Jeremy Davis."
  • (Hayley Smith) "How's Tanqueray doing? Is she a dry cleaning mogul? Is she getting "a de-luxe apartment in the sky"?"
  • (Stan Smith) "I don't know if that's funny enough for you to leave on."
  • (Avery Bullock) "Lap dances, champagne dances, shower dances. Oh, the things you can buy with a handful of bills. It makes me excited. It gives me the chills. There'll be filch-arounds, breeders, hambones and tweeners. Zobows and debows and blobs that go "eener." For a one-dollar bill, you can pull down their zippers. I am the Snorax. I speak for the strippers."
  • (Stan Smith) "What do you want, Hayley?"
  • (Hayley Smith) "I just wanted to give you a store-warming present. A bag of my mulch. It's filled with crap, just like you."
  • (Stan Smith) "Now, that is funny enough for you to leave on."
  • (Avery Bullock) "You. Give this man your finest "Trouser Arouser". And you, strangle me while I brush you hair."
  • (Roger the Alien) "I'll take your advice if it's love advice. So my man say he been working late, but then Trina call me and tell me she seen his ass in the club. But then when I ask him about this nonsense, he tells me he loves me. How do I make him tell me the truth, but keep our love million-dollar strong?"
  • (Hayley Smith) "Oh, Tanqueray, you leaving?"
  • (Tanqueray) "Yeah. I'm gonna try and get in Playboy. I've got a lot of good short stories. This suitcase is filled with science fiction."
  • (Roger the Alien) "I made it rain, made it rain. I made it rain on them boys."
  • (Vic the Strip Club Owner) "Yeah. You're a natural. Now rip my pants off. Do it."
  • (Vic the Strip Club Owner) "Now kiss me."
  • (Stan Smith) "What?"
  • (Vic the Strip Club Owner) "I said, get out there."
  • (Vic the Strip Club Owner) "Protect yourself, Victor. You can't take another heartbreak right now."
  • (Roger the Alien) "You know, the thing about working in a hospital is if you don't have a funny black friend, things get pretty boring."
  • (Turk) "Vanilla Bear. Let's go grab a beer and see what Carla and the mean janitor are doing."
  • (Roger the Alien) "Aah. Take whatever you want."
  • (Hayley Smith) "I'm going to devote my time to the Heifer Project."
  • (Stan Smith) "No daughter of mine is going into fatty porn."

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