Garbage Island (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

Garbage Island (How I Met Your Mother) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Garbage Island completed its run in 1970.

Garbage Island (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

• (The Captain) "Maritime Protocol demands physical retribution."

• (Barney Stinson) "She was a really great Lazer Tag partner. She's tiny so she's allowed to push kids."

• (The Captain) "Once upon a time, Zoey and I were happy, blissful as Arcadian shepherds. I was Poseidon, she my Amphitrite. I dare say, not even Scylla and Charybdis could not have torn us asunder. We had great big boners for each other. But then, enter the scoundrel."
• (Zoey Pierson) "Oh man, this movie is scary."
• (Ted Mosby) "I know, right?"
• (The Captain) "I don't know who he is, but I pictured him with a mustache."
• (Ted Mosby) "Limit the search to guys with mustaches. Smart."
• (The Captain) "Anyway, soon the inevitable happened. She told me she was in love with someone else. Obviously, it made me angry."
• (Ted Mosby) "And the, that was the last time you saw her --"
• (The Captain) "-- but I gathered my composure and told her I'd do anything to keep her. I begged her not to leave. We made love that night --"
• (Ted Mosby) "It's damned good brandy."

• (Lily Aldrin) "You should work at a carnival."
• (Barney Stinson) "I tried; they're pretty strict with backgrounds."

• (Marshall Eriksen) "All right guys, I have to go. I have a big, meaningless stack of paperwork that I have to get off my desk to make room for tomorrow's big, meaningless stack of paperwork. But it's all worth it, you know, cause -- at least I know I'm making the world a -- place."

• (Barney Stinson) "You've been pork free so long you're practically kosher."

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