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Garfield and Friends Quotes

Garfield and Friends is a Comedy that first aired in 1988 on CBS. Garfield and Friends completed its run in 1994.

Garfield and Friends lasted 7 seasons and 121, and 363 episodes. It features George Singer, Mitch Schauer, Bob Curtis, Bob Nesler, Vincent Davis, and Phil Roman as producer, Gregg Berger, Thom Huge, and Desirée Goyette; Howard Morris; Frank Welker; Julie Payne; Pat Buttram doing voices, and Ed Bogas; Desirée Goyette as composer. Garfield and Friends is executive produced by Jim Davis; Lee Mendelson; Phil Roman. Garfield and Friends is created by Jim Davis (cartoonist).

Garfield and Friends is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Garfield and Friends is 22-48 minutes long. Garfield and Friends is produced by Film Roman; United Media, United Media/Lee Mendelson Films, United Media/Lee Mendelson Productions, Lee Mendelson Productions, and Paws, Inc. and distributed by 9 Story Media Group. Spinoffs for this show include The Garfield Show.

Garfield and Friends Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "You've gotta get in shape."
  • (Unnamed) "I am in shape. Round is a shape."
  • (TV Host) "-- And here's our man -- Jon Arbingle."
  • (Unnamed) "It's Jon Arbuckle. Jon Arbuckle."
  • (Mr. Sprocket) "Kids don't want to see a cartoon about a cat."
  • (Unnamed) "They're culturally deprived."
  • (Unnamed) "Is Edna Fogarty here? I'm here to wish Edna Fogarty a happy 97th birthday."
  • (Unnamed) "If he does, Edna won't make 98."
  • (Unnamed) "Eat and be lazy, kids, and someday you'll have your own show too."
  • (Unnamed) "Odie, that is not a watch, it's a head of cabbage, there is a difference. You do not tell time with a watch, you make cole slaw out of it."
  • (Unnamed) "Odie, you have a head of cabbage."
  • (Unnamed) "Wouldn't I make a great ventriloquist? My lips never move."
  • (Unnamed) "After seven seasons, we pretty much said everything you can say on this spot."
  • (Unnamed) "Arbuckle. Remember the a la mode."
  • (Unnamed) "Someone's slinging mud."
  • (Unnamed) "And it's nowhere near Election Day."
  • (Unnamed) "Sell your remote control. I'm the best thing on."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, Heathcliff. Eat your heart out."
  • (Unnamed) "Think of a number between 1 and 10. The number you think of is 7."
  • (Unnamed) "Abu Dhabi, it's far away / Abu Dhabi, that's where you'll stay / Abu Dhabi, the place to be / For any kitten who's annoying me, yeah. / Abu Dhabi, it's off the track / Abu Dhabi, now don't come back / Abu Dhabi, it's quite a thrill / For any kitten who can make me ill. / Now some take a train / And some take a plane / But I am sending you / Not on a boat / Or even by goat / But in a box marked "Postage Due." / Abu Dhabi, you're what they lack / Abu Dhabi, now you're all packed / Abu Dhabi, a far commute / For any kitten who is too darn cute."
  • (Unnamed) "What are you doing Garfield?"
  • (Unnamed) "Guess."
  • (Unnamed) "Are you dancing?"
  • (Unnamed) "Nope."
  • (Unnamed) "Are you upset?"
  • (Unnamed) "Nope."
  • (Unnamed) "Are you hungry?"
  • (Unnamed) "Not for another two minutes."
  • (Unnamed) "Are you trying to warn me about something?"
  • (Unnamed) "Guess again."
  • (Unnamed) "Argh. You're driving me crazy."
  • (Unnamed) "Aaw, he guessed."
  • (Unnamed) "Either Jon's home or someone's put a VCR down the garbage disposer."
  • (Unnamed) "This show is K-rated. No adults unless accompanied by a kid."
  • (Unnamed) "-- It's another one of"
  • (Unnamed) "Garfield's Tales of Scary Stuff."
  • (Unnamed) "They used to call me "No-Hit Arbuckle"."
  • (Unnamed) "But only when he was at bat."

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