Garfield's Halloween Adventure Quotes

Garfield's Halloween Adventure is a TV show that was first aired in 1985 on CBS. Garfield's Halloween Adventure stopped airing in 1970.

It features Phil Roman as producer, and Ed Bogas and Desirée Goyette (music and lyrics) as theme composer. Garfield's Halloween Adventure is executive produced by Jay Poynor. Garfield's Halloween Adventure is created by Jim Davis (cartoonist).

Garfield's Halloween Adventure is recorded in English and originally aired in flagicon Each episode of Garfield's Halloween Adventure is 24 minutes long. Garfield's Halloween Adventure is produced by Film Roman and distributed by DHX Media. Spinoffs for this show include Garfield in Paradise.

The cast includes: Lorenzo Music as Garfield, Thom Huge as Jon Arbuckle, C. Lindsay Workman as Old Man, Gregg Berger as TV Announcer, and Gregg Berger as Odie.

Garfield's Halloween Adventure Quotes

Lorenzo Music as Garfield

• (Lorenzo Music) "What a night. Boy, am I wired. I think I'll see what's on TV."
• (C. Lindsay Workman) "Good evening, and welcome to our all-night pirate movie festival."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Boy, am I tired."

• (Lorenzo Music) "The old man was right, Odie. This was the worst night of my life. I've had nightmares that looked like birthday parties compared to tonight."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Well, looky here. It do be me candy. Arrr -- I guess this story do have a happy ending after all, matey. Let's be shovin' off for home now."

• (Lorenzo Music) "Nice touch."

• (Lorenzo Music) "Halloween is my kind of a holiday. Not like those other stupid holidays. I don't get pine needles in my paws. There's no dumb bunnies, no fireworks, no relatives, just candy. Boom, you go out, you get candy. It's as simple as that."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Simple -- That's me."

• (Binky the Clown) "Put it in gear, you losers. You don't wanna be lazy, do ya? You gotta get into good shape for tonight, kids, because this is the night you can get a lot of; candyyyyyy."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Take that, Binky."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Ah-ha."

• (Lorenzo Music) "Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy --."

• (Lorenzo Music) "There should be some great Halloween costumes up here somewhere, Odie. Jon has never thrown anything away."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Here's Jon's first bow-tie -- Tacky -- some sunglasses, Cousin Wanda's wig, Aunt Orpha's false teeth -- Yuck --. roots, strings, sealing wax and all that funny stuff. Well, I guess there's nothing here."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Very funny, Odie. Come on, let's keep looking."

• (Lorenzo Music) "Rats, there goes my boat."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Rats, there goes my candy."
• (Lorenzo Music) "My boat's gone, my candy's gone, the dead pirates are coming any minute, it's past my bedtime, and I wanna go home."

• (Lorenzo Music) "Arrr, it do be a land-lubber who be shovin' lasagna in his face. I declare this booty property of the queen."
• (Thom Huge) "Hey. Who do you think you are?"
• (Lorenzo Music) "Arrr, I be Orange Beard the Pirate Cap'n, an' this be me first mate, Odie the Stupid."

• (Lorenzo Music) "It appears we're caught up in the current, matey. Put out the oars."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Hmm. I'd make him walk the plank if I had one."
• (Lorenzo Music) "We be at the mercy of the sea, matey. Topside. Topside, batten the hatches. Trim the mains, slip the sheets, flibber the giblets. I WANT MY MOMMY."

• (Lorenzo Music) "So the pirate ghosts got the treasure, and we got the candy, candy, candy, candy."

• (Binky the Clown) "Remember, kids: if you don't exercise with Binky, you're gonna to grow up to be worthleeeess."
• (Lorenzo Music) "I hate you, Binky. Where's my remote control?"

• (Lorenzo Music) "Some pirate captain I am. I can't even get a rowboat across the river. Now I'll probably float out to sea and never be heard from again. If I ever get back to land, I'm gonna give up this pirate business. I'm gonna stop pretending I'm something I'm not. I'm just gonna be me: Garfield the house cat. Gourmet. Bon vivant. World traveler. Jet-setting playboy."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Leave me alone, Odie. I'm busy wallowing in self pity."

• (Lorenzo Music) "Boo."
• (Thom Huge) "Wha-a-a."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Gotcha."
• (Thom Huge) "That's not funny, Garfield."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Then how about this?"
• (Thom Huge) "Now that's funny, Garfield."
• (Thom Huge) "Why can't I stay angry with you, Garfield?"
• (Lorenzo Music) "'Cause I'm a cat."

• (Lorenzo Music) "Okay, Odie. here's the plan: I'll kick the door open, you jump in and secure the place. Are you ready?"
• (Lorenzo Music) "Ow."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Tell you what, let's quietly slip in."

• (Lorenzo Music) "Eureka. The mother lode. Look at all this great stuff, Odie. With these costumes, we can be; anything we want."
• (Gregg Berger) "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh."

• (Lorenzo Music) "Wait a minute. Did he say we could get a lot of candy tonight?"
• (Lorenzo Music) "Binky. Binky, come back. Where are you, Binky, old buddy?"
• (Binky the Clown) "That's right, kids. Tonight is Halloween night, and we wanna be in great shape to trick-or-treat for all that candy, don't weeeeee?"
• (Lorenzo Music) "Yes, we dooooo."

• (Lorenzo Music) "Observe carefully, Odie. I'll teach you some of the finer points of trick-or-treating."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Gimme."
• (Woman at Door) "Oh, how cute. Here you go, kids."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Me thinks yer be a mighty stingy with yer candy, Miss. If ye don't reconsider your contribution, I'll give yer living room drapes a taste of me broadsword."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Thank you. A thousand blessin's upon yer home, ma'am."

C. Lindsay Workman as Old Man

• (C. Lindsay Workman) "This island has a secret: a deep, dark secret that is held for a hundred years. One hundred years ago tonight, a ruthless band of pirates held up in this very house. They had looted many ships and were pursued by government troops. They were so heavily laden with their ill-gotten gains they had to bury the treasure before making their escape. However, before they left this island on that stormy night, they signed a contract written in blood. They vowed to return for the treasure one hundred years from Halloween night at the stroke of midnight, even if it meant returning from the grave."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Do you believe that?"
• (C. Lindsay Workman) "Belieeeeeeve it, my friends. The pirates had a ten-year-old cabin boy. I was that boy. I was there. I never took the treasure because they would have found me. There's no escaping them. They know we're here. They know WHO WE ARE."

• (C. Lindsay Workman) "What I am about to tell you has never been told to another living soul."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Catchy beginning."

Thom Huge as Jon Arbuckle

• (Thom Huge) "You guys look ridiculous."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Arr, I've killed men fer sayin' less than that, but I'll letcha live, seein' as how yer the only man who'll change me kitty litter."

• (Thom Huge) "That's not funny, Garfield."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Then how about this?"
• (Thom Huge) "Now that's funny."
• (Thom Huge) "Why can't I stay angry with you, Garfield?"
• (Lorenzo Music) "Because I'm a cat."

• (Thom Huge) "What's with the blanket? You practicing for Halloween?"
• (Lorenzo Music) "Practicing? Practicing? Ha. I'll have you know Halloween's my middle name. Gar-Halloween-field. Oh, well."

• (Thom Huge) "You're probably wondering what I'm doing with this pumpkin on my head."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Wha-hoo. There's a pumpkin on your head? I hadn't noticed."

• (Thom Huge) "I was carving a jack o'lantern until you arrived. What do you think?"
• (Lorenzo Music) "It's you."
• (Thom Huge) "Well, this one's ruined."

Gregg Berger as Odie

• (Gregg Berger) "Good morning, viewers. Welcome to another broadcast day at WBOR, the easy-viewing, easy-listening station. We begin our broadcast with "The Binky the Clown Show." Have a nice day."

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