George of the Jungle 2 Quotes

George of the Jungle 2 is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . George of the Jungle 2 stopped airing in 1970.

It features Gregg Hoffman as producer, J. A. C. Redford in charge of musical score, and David Burr as head of cinematography.

George of the Jungle 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of George of the Jungle 2 is 87 minutes long. George of the Jungle 2 is distributed by Walt Disney Home Entertainment.

The cast includes: Keith Scott as Narrator, Christopher Showerman as George, Angus T. Jones as George Jr, John Cleese as Ape, Thomas Haden Church as Lyle, Julie Benz as Ursula, Kevin Greutert as Tookie, Christina Pickles as Beatrice, Marjean Holden as Sally, Erika Heynatz as Kowalski, and Tress MacNeille as Tiger.

George of the Jungle 2 Quotes

Keith Scott as Narrator

• (Keith Scott) "Meanwhile, back in the jungle, George was taking care of some serious jungle business."
• (Julie Benz) "George, the sink's stuffed again."
• (Keith Scott) "Well, kind of serious."
• (Christopher Showerman) "Don't worry. George fix."
• (Christopher Showerman) "Ok."
• (Christopher Showerman) "Ah."
• (Christopher Showerman) "Huh."
• (Christopher Showerman) "Hey, come here."
• (Julie Benz) "Oh."
• (Julie Benz) "Woah."
• (Kevin Greutert) "Aak aak eek eek Tookie Tookie. Aak aak eek eek Tookie Tookie."
• (Julie Benz) "George, you better answer the bird."

• (Keith Scott) "George still had one more official duty."
• (Unnamed) "George."
• (Keith Scott) "Helping Ursula bring her friends out of their hypnotic trance."
• (Unnamed) "Ooh, George."
• (Christopher Showerman) "Eee."
• (Unnamed) "But I still don't recognize him. Stan? Stan? Is that you? Hey, Stan?"

• (Keith Scott) "But, luckily for George, after a delayed reaction to his insouciant iambic pentameter, the jungle's other vacillating varmits joined the fight with their potent potentate. For those of you without a thesaurus, that's: After a delayed reaction to his speech, the other animals joined the bruhaha with their king."

• (Keith Scott) "Imagining the steel of the deleterious dozers separating his upper half from his lower, George led his troops in a slow and orderly retreat."

• (Keith Scott) "Lyle was celebrating getting the deed in a typically mature fashion."
• (Thomas Haden Church) "I have the deed, I have the deed, this is the deed I have, I have the deed --"
• (Thomas Haden Church) "Aah."

• (Keith Scott) "George realized that the only way to win was to fight fire with -- coconuts?"

• (Keith Scott) "So, with his devoted son and dormant wife, George headed back to his homeland. After getting a tip from Brendan Fraser, who was cramped during the first picture, this time he made sure to get a bigger crate."
• (Angus T. Jones) "Dad? I'm afraid. What're we gonna do about mom?"
• (Christopher Showerman) "George not know. But Ursula not recognize George even before George level her. What Ape think?"
• (John Cleese) "Either we should check the crate for pods, or she's in some sort of hypnotic trance. She doesn't know who you are."

• (Keith Scott) "Meanwhile, that dastardly duo of damsels, Sally and Kowalski, were searching every nook and cranny."
• (Keith Scott) "That's cranny, not granny."

• (Keith Scott) "And in case you were worried, the new George takes a tree as well as Brendan Fraser."

• (Keith Scott) "Feeling more alone than Sigfried without Roy, our dauntless daring defiant jungle gunslinger went out to save the Bukuvu."
• (Keith Scott) "But soon his friends joined him. Like the Magnificent Seven, if they hadn't been magnificent. And they consisted of a dim-witted king, an elephant who thought he was a dog, an ape, a bird, a little monkey, and a kangaroo. They marched, flew, and hopped out to meet the enemy."
• (Kevin Greutert) "Tookie Tookie."
• (Keith Scott) "And just between you and me, it didn't look good."

• (Keith Scott) "Feeling dazed and confused, or more dazed and confused than normal, George sought professional help."
• (Christopher Showerman) "Meekee kyukkya."
• (Kevin Greutert) "Aah -- Tookie Tookie."
• (Kevin Greutert) "Aak aak eek eek Tookie Tookie."
• (Christopher Showerman) "George know Tookie trying, but need talk to brother Ape. Maybe Tookie fly to get brother ape?"
• (Christopher Showerman) "Aak aak eek eek Tookie Tookie?"
• (Kevin Greutert) "Nu-uh."
• (Christopher Showerman) "Then George just talk more."
• (Kevin Greutert) "Aak. Tookie Tookie."

• (Keith Scott) "And they would've had their big, bonecrushing fight for the kingdom, had it not been for the secret trick Ape taught him when they were kids."
• (Angus T. Jones) "The ear, George."
• (Angus T. Jones) "Woah, cool."
• (John Cleese) "There, see?"
• (Christopher Showerman) "George wish life always this easy."

• (Keith Scott) "See if you can spot our discreet product placement."
• (Christopher Showerman) "That's my Shep. Yes, that's my Shep."
• (Julie Benz) "Oh, the elephant's wearing New Balance."

• (Keith Scott) "Unaware of the threat both home and abroad, George and his extended jungle family took off on their first trip."
• (Angus T. Jones) "Look, look."
• (Christopher Showerman) "Ooh. Las Vegas."

• (Keith Scott) "Huh? Wait a minute. Who the heck are you?"
• (Christopher Showerman) "Me new George. Studio too cheap to pay Brendan Fraser."
• (Angus T. Jones) "Ha ha ha. Let's go, dad."
• (Keith Scott) "How did you get the part?"
• (Christopher Showerman) "New George just lucky, I guess."

• (Keith Scott) "Lyle and the women were still searching our simple simian's shorts."
• (Marjean Holden) "What now? It'll take us years to go throught the rest of these."
• (Keith Scott) "And it would have too, had the precise, practical, pragmatic Ursula not labeled them."
• (Thomas Haden Church) "Ooh-ooh feathers."
• (Thomas Haden Church) "Hyena burger."
• (Thomas Haden Church) "Wait a second. Deed."

• (Keith Scott) "Now that the prince is turning five, George is grooming his son to be the heir to the throne."
• (Keith Scott) "Uh -- George, that's grooming him to be heir, not grooming his hair."

• (Keith Scott) "With Shep down for the count, George felt the need to rally his troops."
• (Christopher Showerman) "Don't worry. George not know meaning of defeat. George not know meaning of most words. But especially defeat. And George will stand here just as long as George's name is --"
• (Christopher Showerman) "-- Herb."

Erika Heynatz as Kowalski

• (Erika Heynatz) "Going somewhere?"
• (John Cleese) "Who are you? Xena, Princess of Vegas?"
• (Marjean Holden) "We'll see how funny you are when you're stuck in our special cage at the Van de Groot Zoo. In case you've forgotten, you still owe us 17 years of employment."
• (Erika Heynatz) "Get moving."

Julie Benz as Ursula

• (Julie Benz) "Honey? What's the matter"
• (Christopher Showerman) "What?"
• (Christopher Showerman) "AAH."

• (Julie Benz) "I can't help feeling that something's missing. That somewhere, out there, something's waiting for me."
• (Christopher Showerman) "Sorry to surprise Ursula, but George can't take living without Ursula. George madly in love."
• (Julie Benz) "Look, I don't know who you are, but I'm married. Unfortunately."
• (Christopher Showerman) "Right. George Ursula's husband."
• (Christopher Showerman) "Ursula more confused than George. But no time to talk, Bukuvu in trouble. Must get back. George put Ursula first, then jungle, hmm?"
• (Julie Benz) "Listen, I've never heard of the Bukuvu and Lyle's my husband. Thought I have to admit you are quite a character, and have these sinewy arms of a god. But I'm one of those old-fashioned types and I take my marriage vows very seriously."
• (Unnamed) "Then can I have him?"
• (Christopher Showerman) "Sorry. George love Ursula more than anything in the world. Ursula mean everything to George."

• (Julie Benz) "There's something about that ape that feels really familiar."
• (Christina Pickles) "It's King Kong."
• (Julie Benz) "I thought King Kong was in black and white."
• (Christina Pickles) "Would you believe Hollywood? They colorized it."
• (Julie Benz) "Oh."

• (Julie Benz) "Good morning, mother. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't play with George's mind."
• (Christina Pickles) "Well, there isn't really much to play with, but all right."

Christopher Showerman as George

• (Unnamed) "Do you have any brothers at home?"
• (Christopher Showerman) "Have brother Ape."
• (Unnamed) "Ooh, an ape."

• (Christopher Showerman) "Sorry George late, but George had important royal duty to tend to."
• (Julie Benz) "In other words, you were playing coconut ball."
• (Christopher Showerman) "And George score winning goal. Maybe sometime Ursula come out and try for cheerleader."
• (Julie Benz) "I tried once, but the gorillas turned me down because I wasn't pretty enough."
• (Christopher Showerman) "You look pretty to me."
• (Julie Benz) "Well, maybe you should tell that to the gorillas."
• (Christopher Showerman) "George promise; tonight, spend whole night with Ursula. Okay?"
• (Julie Benz) "Okay."

• (Christopher Showerman) "If George come home early, would Ursula still go out with George?"
• (Christopher Showerman) "George: Good."

• (Christopher Showerman) "George not hit women, so appreciate it if women not hit George."

• (Christopher Showerman) "George realize that in order to save tree house, Bukuvu, and entire jungle lifestyle, George now have to hit women. But, in name of sportsmanship, George give woman fighting chance."
• (Christopher Showerman) "Note to George. Rethink sportsmanship."

• (Christopher Showerman) "Can George give Junior vine swinging lesson before we eat?"
• (Angus T. Jones) "Vine swinging's a little dangerous"
• (Christopher Showerman) "Must be from your side of family"
• (Angus T. Jones) "Vine surfing is much cooler."
• (Christopher Showerman) "What dangerous about swinging? Swinging fun. George show you."
• (Julie Benz) "Honey, maybe that's not such a good idea."
• (Christopher Showerman) "Why? It easy."

• (Christopher Showerman) "George so sorry George late. But zug zug treaty broke down and George had to step in."
• (Angus T. Jones) "P.U."

• (Christopher Showerman) "George still worried about Ursula. She's lonely and she worried she not cook or clean as well as Ape."
• (John Cleese) "Well, she might have a point there"

• (Christopher Showerman) "Eh? Tookie."
• (Kevin Greutert) "Aah aah eee eee Tookie Tookie."
• (Christopher Showerman) "Ape can't come talk to George cause broke? In big trouble? George must go Vegas to help."

• (Christopher Showerman) "George lucky man. He's got Ursula, and Junior --"
• (Christopher Showerman) "-- and really strong head."
• (Julie Benz) "Honey, I wouldn't worry about Junior swinging. He's the son of the greatest swinger of all time. How could he not learn how to swing?"
• (Christopher Showerman) "That make George happy."

Christina Pickles as Beatrice

• (Christina Pickles) "Hello? Hello?"
• (Christopher Showerman) "Hello?"
• (Christina Pickles) "Turn the phone around, you idiot."

• (Christina Pickles) "You remember my son-in-law, George."
• (Thomas Haden Church) "I do. George, clearly the best man won, but no hard feelings. Shake?"
• (Julie Benz) "What are you doing here? I mean, last time we saw you, you tried to have George killed, Ape captured, and dragged me off to marry you."
• (Thomas Haden Church) "That actually wasn't me, kitten. That was the altitude sickness."

• (Christina Pickles) "We're dead meat."
• (Thomas Haden Church) "I thought I was making progress."
• (Christina Pickles) "That ape has a better chance of running off with her than you do."
• (Thomas Haden Church) "He does? Where have you heard?"

• (Unnamed) "You belong back here. Soon your whole identity is going to get swallowed up by George and the Ursula we know and love is gonna disappear."
• (Christina Pickles) "And you deserve a husband who'd rather spend time with you than a gorilla."

John Cleese as Ape

• (John Cleese) "I understand your concern, and if I return -- uh, when I return, I will coordinate your schedule to the satisfaction of everyone. It's just a question of balance."
• (Christopher Showerman) "George good at balance. See?"

• (John Cleese) "George, I should've told you earlier, but I have some gambling debts that I have to pay off for a little while."
• (Christopher Showerman) "How little?"
• (John Cleese) "Seventeen years."
• (Christopher Showerman) "George think maybe that might be too late."

• (John Cleese) "Get her a nice present to help scratch it."
• (Julie Benz) "A backscratcher."
• (Christopher Showerman) "To help with itch."

• (John Cleese) "I'm happy to see you too. What are you doing here?"
• (Christopher Showerman) "George here to help. Tookie say Ape in trouble. Broke. Busted. No Benjamins."
• (John Cleese) "Broke? It's all a big misunderstanding. I'm perfectly fine. That's why I'm -- giving away all my furniture."
• (Christopher Showerman) "George happy Ape perfectly fine. Only wish George perfectly fine."
• (John Cleese) "What's the matter?"
• (Christopher Showerman) "Ursula think George spend too much time with animals. Animals think George spend too much time with Ursula. George so upset, think about taking off neck crown."

• (John Cleese) "I tell you George, it's good to be home."
• (Christopher Showerman) "Maybe Tookie wrong, and Mean Lion not king. Jungle not look different."
• (Keith Scott) "Not different? Look at the signs, George. The signs. But George missed the signs, signs even an illiterate warthog would have noticed."

Marjean Holden as Sally

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Thomas Haden Church as Lyle

• (Thomas Haden Church) "Turns out your idiot son-in-law has it. But where does he keep it."
• (Christina Pickles) "I'll ask him."
• (Christina Pickles) "George?"
• (Christopher Showerman) "Hmm?"
• (Christina Pickles) "Where do you keep the deed to Ape Mountain?"
• (Christopher Showerman) "George hide in buttflap."
• (Christina Pickles) "Enchanting."
• (Christina Pickles) "He keeps it in his underwear."
• (Thomas Haden Church) "Now, the only question is how do we get him and his underwear back here, so I can take it?"

• (Thomas Haden Church) "I haven't been this disappointed since the sixth grade, when my sister stole my Shaun Cassidy lunchbox."
• (Christopher Showerman) "George confused."
• (Thomas Haden Church) "Shaun Cassidy was a popular TV character in the late 70s, along with Parker Stevenson. I followed both their careers, actually."
• (Christopher Showerman) "George not confused about Shaun Cassidy, George confused about unhypnotizing."

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