George of the Jungle (film) Quotes

George of the Jungle (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . George of the Jungle ended in 1970.

It features David Hoberman as producer, Marc Shaiman in charge of musical score, and Thomas E. Ackerman as head of cinematography.

George of the Jungle (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of George of the Jungle (film) is 92 minutes long. George of the Jungle (film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Keith Scott as Narrator, John Cleese as Ape, Greg Cruttwell and Abraham Benrubi as Max, John Bennett Perry as Thor, Brendan Fraser as George, Leslie Mann as Ursula Stanhope, Kelly Miller as Betsy, Thomas Haden Church as Lyle, Greg Cruttwell and Abraham Benrubi as Man, and Richard Roundtree as Kwame.

George of the Jungle (film) Quotes

Brendan Fraser as George

• (Brendan Fraser) "It dancin' time. Ursula wanna dance?"

• (Brendan Fraser) "Now George really mad. George tear off your --"
• (Mercenary) "At ease, jungle boy. Everybody freeze now."
• (Unnamed) "Operation completed as ordered, sir."
• (Thomas Haden Church) "Thank you, Gunner, Gunter, Hans, Jan -- and Phil."
• (Unnamed) "Thank you, sir."
• (Thomas Haden Church) "No hard feelings, stone belly. The best man won that's all. Or I should say the guy who brought mercenaries on. That's all."

• (Brendan Fraser) "Here comes shep."

• (Brendan Fraser) "This very high treehouse."
• (Leslie Mann) "Mmm-hmm."
• (Brendan Fraser) "Good place to call friends from, sound carry."
• (Leslie Mann) "Oh, no --"
• (Leslie Mann) "-- the neighbors."

• (Brendan Fraser) "Sleep sweet, Ursula."
• (Leslie Mann) "Sleep sweet, George."

• (Brendan Fraser) "So you no want Ursula to love George?"
• (Ursula's mother) "I'd rather have my tongue nailed to this table every morning at breakfast."
• (Brendan Fraser) "That hurt."
• (Ursula's mother) "Not as much as you will if you do anything to screw up my daughter's marriage to Lyle van de Groot."

• (Brendan Fraser) "No people here to look stupid for. Just George."

• (Brendan Fraser) "Sometime George smash into tree. And sometime --"
• (Brendan Fraser) "Sometime George fall out of treehouse. But not feel stupid."

• (Brendan Fraser) "Dog eat dog? Dog eat dog here?"
• (Leslie Mann) "No, that's not what I meant."
• (Brendan Fraser) "George never bringing Shep here. Uh uh. Never."

• (Brendan Fraser) "George not even trying hard."

John Cleese as Ape

• (John Cleese) "I'm hungry."
• (John Bennett Perry) "Oh, shut up. You've been yakkin' for two days straight, and I'm gettin' mad enough to --"
• (John Cleese) "You know, you really should work on your anger. Have you tried Brankowski's "Cage the Rage" technique?"
• (Greg Cruttwell and Abraham Benrubi) "Don't let him get to you, Thor. He's just an ape."
• (John Cleese) "That's a fine way to talk to your meal ticket. You keep that up, it's liable to affect my stage performance."
• (Greg Cruttwell and Abraham Benrubi) "Give him a banana, Thor. It won't be long now."
• (John Bennett Perry) "That's what you said yesterday. This trail is taking us to the middle of nowhere."
• (Greg Cruttwell and Abraham Benrubi) "The sign at the trail head said "Short cut to Ape River." Now, why would it say "short cut" if it wasn't a --"
• (Greg Cruttwell and Abraham Benrubi) "Wait a minute. Maybe it's a fake, a decoy trail."
• (John Cleese) "Very good, Max. Actually, the trail is a fake. It circles Ape Mountain six times before heading right back to the tree house."
• (John Bennett Perry) "Ohh. Oh, I knew we was lost."
• (Greg Cruttwell and Abraham Benrubi) "Don't listen to him, Thor. He's just tryin' to trick us, lead us off the short cut so we take twice as long on the regular trail."
• (John Bennett Perry) "We're already taking twice as long."
• (Greg Cruttwell and Abraham Benrubi) "Are you gonna let a monkey make a monkey out of ya?"
• (John Bennett Perry) "What?"
• (John Cleese) "Duh."
• (Greg Cruttwell and Abraham Benrubi) "Let's go. If he tells us the short cut leads to the tree house, then that's exactly where it doesn't lead."

• (Ursula's mother) "Arthur, I wish you would do something about all these monkeys. I feel like Jane Goodall."
• (John Cleese) "Madam, I knew Jane Goodall and you are no Jane Goodall."

• (John Cleese) ""George's secrets". There's the shortest book ever written."

• (John Cleese) "Ladies and Gentlemen; I give you the 'King of the Jungle'."

• (John Cleese) "I aced it all and I stood tall, and did it my way."

• (John Cleese) "Run, Shep. Run for your life."
• (Greg Cruttwell and Abraham Benrubi) "Did that monkey just speak?"
• (John Bennett Perry) "That monkey just spoke."

Keith Scott as Narrator

• (Keith Scott) "Well, Ursula's fiancè is in prison, and there's a jungle man sleeping on her balcony. She could use a best friend right now."
• (Kelly Miller) "Hi."
• (Leslie Mann) "Hi."
• (Kelly Miller) "I got here as fast as I could. Where is he?"
• (Leslie Mann) "Oh, he's in the waterf -- he's in the shower."
• (Kelly Miller) "Not anymore."
• (Leslie Mann) "Oh. George."
• (Brendan Fraser) "Bad waterfall. First water get hot, then George slip on this strange yellow rock."
• (Brendan Fraser) "Oh. Hi, George of Jungle."
• (Kelly Miller) "Charmed, I'm sure."
• (Leslie Mann) "George, hold this big book."
• (Leslie Mann) "Cover the booty."
• (Leslie Mann) "Let's get you some clothes. Sorry, Betsy."
• (Brendan Fraser) "Bye."
• (Kelly Miller) "No problem."
• (Kelly Miller) "Now I can see why they made him king of the jungle."

• (Keith Scott) "Whew. Okay, kids, let's settle down and review the important information. Lyle is a big doofus. Poor George was really shot, but can't die because let's face it, he's the hero."

• (Keith Scott) "The ape named ape was caged in a cage, hoping to hear the jungle king's awesome --"
• (Keith Scott) "Hey, I'm pretty good at that. And wondering if he would ever come. But the motion-sick mammal needn't have moaned, for that defender of the innocent, protector of the weak, and all around good guy George of the Jungle was closer than he knew."
• (Brendan Fraser) "Next time George get bigger box."

• (Keith Scott) "Twenty five years later, the bouncing baby boy has grown into a swinging jungle king. He is swift, he is strong, he is sure, he is smart --"
• (Keith Scott) "-- he is unconscious."

• (Keith Scott) "But his rapturous rendezvous with the urban heiress was to be short-lived, Kwame and his men were drawing dangerously close. That is, dangerously close to shoving a coconut up Lyle's -- sleeping bag."

• (Keith Scott) "When they approached it, they gazed in awe."
• (Unnamed) "Aaawwwwww"
• (Keith Scott) "I said Awe; A -- W -- E."
• (Unnamed) "Oooooohhhh"
• (Keith Scott) "That's better."

• (Keith Scott) "Don't worry. Nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos."

• (Keith Scott) "And so, onward and upward the tired trekkers trudged on feverished footsies over perilous paths. When they beheld the mighty Ape Mountain, the reacted with awe."
• (Unnamed) "Awwww --"
• (Keith Scott) "I said, "Awe." A-W-E."
• (Unnamed) "Ooh --"
• (Keith Scott) "That's better."

• (Keith Scott) "Meanwhile, back in the jungle --"

• (Keith Scott) "Later, in the Men's Department, after discovering his long lost brothers, the jungle king was pleased to find he looked pretty good in Armani."
• (Brendan Fraser) "Pretty darn good."

• (Keith Scott) "Deep in the heart of Africa is a place no man has ever entered. The place that belongs to the lion, the elephant and the ape. A place known as the Bukuvu. Travellers flying overhead can only glimpse at its many marvels, its sparkling rivers, its lush veldts, its billowy cloud formations and its hidden mountains. Never fear, my friends. All was not lost. Scraped and boo-booed, they searched high and low, but they never recovered their most precious cargo."

• (Keith Scott) "After a night of feverish fantasies, the perfectly permed heiress, Ursula Stanhope, awoke to the melodious music of the Bukuvu bird life, and found herself venturing forth in search of that defender of the innocent, protector of the weak and all-around good guy, George of the Jungle. But that's not who she saw first."

• (Keith Scott) "And so, jazzed on java, George of the Jungle made his way into the city by the way."

• (Keith Scott) "Wait a second. The dog bone is too much. Lose it. That's better."

• (Keith Scott) "Every story gets to have a really big coincidence, and here's ours:"

• (Keith Scott) "Meanwhile, at a very big and expensive waterfall set, Ursula was amazed that she was lost in the wilderness with a jungle man."
• (Leslie Mann) "-- and here I am lost in the wilderness with a jungle man."

Thomas Haden Church as Lyle

• (Thomas Haden Church) "Hey. The important thing, Kwame, is that I was outnumbered."
• (N'Dugo) "It's easy to be outnumbered when you're a zero."

• (Thomas Haden Church) "Could you see if he's dangerous?"
• (Brendan Fraser) "Here, boy. Where's my little doggy?"
• (Greg Cruttwell and Abraham Benrubi) "I've got a feeling he's not."

• (Thomas Haden Church) "White ape. Sounds like a drink"
• (Thomas Haden Church) "Yes, bartender, I'll have two black russians and a white ape."
• (Keith Scott) "A drink the venal Van de Groot would be begging to imbibe, if he only knew how close the white ape was at that very moment. Flying through the foliage, surveying the scenery, and swinging on through the trees with effortless ease."
• (Brendan Fraser) "Ow."

• (Thomas Haden Church) "Ursula, I found your scrunchie."

• (Thomas Haden Church) "Pardon me, girls. I know you're feeling pretty hey sailor up here about now. But if you would just let me order a bowl of fried clams we can all have smallpox tomorrow morning."

• (Thomas Haden Church) "Let me through."
• (Thomas Haden Church) "What's happening?"
• (Richard Roundtree) "This footprint does not belong to any of my men."
• (Greg Cruttwell and Abraham Benrubi) "See? There's your proof, the white ape does exist. Now all we have to do is track down the girl and the ape's in the bag."

Greg Cruttwell and Abraham Benrubi as Max

• (Greg Cruttwell and Abraham Benrubi) "Let's take care of him."
• (Brendan Fraser) "Huh?"
• (John Cleese) "Why didn't you come sooner?"
• (Brendan Fraser) "Why Ape have little stars around head?"
• (John Cleese) "George, remember everything I told you about Queensbury rules and fighting fair?"
• (Brendan Fraser) "Uh-huh."
• (John Cleese) "Well, now's a good time to forget it."

• (Greg Cruttwell and Abraham Benrubi) "50 zamoles a man, what do you say?"
• (Richard Roundtree) "They only speak Swahili."
• (Unnamed) "100 zamoles a man and you've got a deal."
• (Thomas Haden Church) "Wait a second --"
• (Greg Cruttwell and Abraham Benrubi) "Done."

Leslie Mann as Ursula Stanhope

• (Leslie Mann) "Why wouldn't an ape read textbooks and why wouldn't I find myself in a treehouse with room service and a Tarzan wannabe wearing a -- What do you call that thing?"
• (Brendan Fraser) "Buttflap."

• (Leslie Mann) "Did you just say "love"?"
• (Ursula's mother) "No --"
• (Leslie Mann) "You did. You're right --"
• (Ursula's mother) "Ursula -- Don't say it --"
• (Leslie Mann) "I love him. I'm out of here."
• (Ursula's mother) "Ursula. You can't love him. Arthur, say something."
• (Arthur Stanhope, Ursula's Dad) "Be careful out there, honey."
• (Ursula's mother) "What?"
• (Leslie Mann) "Goodbye, Daddy."
• (Ursula's mother) "Ursula, come back. Arthur, do something."
• (Arthur Stanhope, Ursula's Dad) "What would you have me do? There's obviously no stopping her."
• (Ursula's mother) "Oh, God."
• (Ursula's mother) "Ursula."
• (Arthur Stanhope, Ursula's Dad) "God, that woman's a pain in the ass."

• (Leslie Mann) "Mommy, make that monkey stop talking --"

• (Leslie Mann) "And this is Neiman Marcus"
• (Brendan Fraser) "Ooh. They have big shiny cave."

• (Leslie Mann) "So I'll tell my dad first thing in the morning."
• (Kelly Miller) "Make that second thing. First thing, I suggest you buy jungle man some clothes."
• (Brendan Fraser) "Nice butt flap."

John Bennett Perry as Thor

• (John Bennett Perry) "There's five stinking apes out there. Which one are we taking to Vegas?"
• (Greg Cruttwell and Abraham Benrubi) "The one who's playing chess."

• (John Bennett Perry) "Hey, It's a dude."
• (John Bennett Perry) "I told you there weren't no white ape. You dragged me all the way up here to look at some guy in a leopard skin bikini. If I wanted to see that, I could've stayed in Miami."

• (John Bennett Perry) "Max, look. We're back at the tree house."
• (John Cleese) "Well, I tried, but you fellas are just too smart for me."
• (Greg Cruttwell and Abraham Benrubi) "Oh, no."
• (Keith Scott) ""Oh, no" was right. Because even at that moment --"
• (John Bennett Perry) "Hey. Why don't you say something constructive for a change, like what we should do now?"
• (Keith Scott) "Because I don't like you."
• (John Bennett Perry) "Well, I hate you, you snotty son of a --"
• (Keith Scott) "I'll pretend I didn't hear that."
• (Keith Scott) "Having some fun now, huh?"

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