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Get Him to the Greek Quotes

Get Him to the Greek is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Get Him to the Greek ended in 1970.

It features Judd Apatow, Joshua Blake, David Bushell, Rodney Rothman, and Nicholas Stoller as producer, Lyle Workman in charge of musical score, and Robert Yeoman as head of cinematography.

Get Him to the Greek is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Get Him to the Greek is 109 minutes long. Get Him to the Greek is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: P. Diddy as Sergio Roma, Jonah Hill as Aaron Green, Russell Brand as Aldous Snow, Rose Byrne as Jackie Q, Elisabeth Moss as Daphne Binks, Aziz Ansari as Matty, Colm Meaney as Jonathan Snow, and Carla Gallo as Destiny.

Get Him to the Greek Quotes

Russell Brand as Aldous Snow

  • (Russell Brand) "Your brain is full of lollipops, rainbows, and cheese."
  • (Russell Brand) "This is it, Aaron. This is rock n' roll. Did you enjoy the party?"
  • (Russell Brand) "When you hear about someone and then you meet them -- That's happening now."
  • (Russell Brand) "Didn't I have sex with her once?"
  • (Russell Brand) "Yeah, I did."
  • (Russell Brand) "Doesn't it make sense that we should stay here and possibly have the time of your life?"
  • (Russell Brand) "When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall."
  • (Russell Brand) "I labored under the myth of monogamy for sever years with Jackie and it was pointless."
  • (Jonah Hill) "So you only slept with Jackie?"
  • (Russell Brand) "No, I slept with other people but I always told her about it. Monogamy."
  • (Russell Brand) "What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there's a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it's peppered with hate. Hateful respect."
  • (Russell Brand) "I was watching the news one day and I saw footage about, uh, war, and I think it was Darfur, or Zimbabwe, or Rwanda, or one of 'em, and I thought, 'this isn't right, is it?' And I made some phone calls and it turns out, it isn't."
  • (Russell Brand) "How's the weather down there?"
  • (Rose Byrne) "Wet."
  • (Russell Brand) "This is not an appropriate time to say "namaste"."
  • (Russell Brand) "Let's get out of this bourgeois s*** hole."
  • (Russell Brand) "We're gonna f*** these two girls."
  • (Jonah Hill) "I just got out of a relationship."
  • (Russell Brand) "Was your ex a blonde or brunette?"
  • (Jonah Hill) "Brunette."
  • (Russell Brand) "Blonde it is."

P. Diddy as Sergio Roma

  • (P. Diddy) "You lost control motherf***er. Wee. Wee. Look, I'm eating my own head."
  • (Pharrell Williams) "You're five zippers away from "Thriller"."
  • (P. Diddy) "Oh, and you're one shirt away from Carlton, muthaf***a."
  • (P. Diddy) "I've got six f***in' kids. Do you know how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?"
  • (P. Diddy) "This is what old p***** used to look like in the 70's."
  • (P. Diddy) "Stop smiling like that. You look like an 8 year old who just discovered his first boner."
  • (Jonah Hill) "-- Well I don't have one so --"
  • (P. Diddy) "You can't outrun me. I'm black."
  • (P. Diddy) "If he tells you to stick the drugs in your ass, you stick them in your ass."
  • (P. Diddy) "Go get your Destiny."
  • (P. Diddy) "Aaron. Where the f*** are you? I'm gonna kill you. Smiley face."
  • (P. Diddy) "You tell him that you loved "African Child.""
  • (P. Diddy) "Time to get our mind-f*** on."
  • (P. Diddy) "Where are you? Why haven't you called? I'm calling you right now and I just got hit by a motherf***ing car."

Colm Meaney as Jonathan Snow

  • (Colm Meaney) "That's the best part about the Jeffrey. It goes away and then it comes back."
  • (Colm Meaney) "I'm responsible for your talent, son. I wrote all your songs off the tip of my cock."
  • (Russell Brand) "Yeah, I just don't get how talent can be contained in one's spunk."

Jonah Hill as Aaron Green

  • (Jonah Hill) "Don't be a bitch dude, Let me get my smoke on."
  • (Jonah Hill) "Oh, no."
  • (Russell Brand) "What?"
  • (Jonah Hill) "I have to sneeze -- and I'm afraid that if I do -- my bowels will evacuate --"
  • (Jonah Hill) "Are you Paul Krugman?"
  • (Paul Krugman) "Uh, yeah."
  • (Jonah Hill) "My dad loves your s***."
  • (Paul Krugman) "Uh, thank you."
  • (Jonah Hill) "Nothing you say makes any sense, I understand that now, you're just a f***ing junkie and you're smart so you make your insanity sound, good but its bulls***."
  • (Jonah Hill) "I'm alive."
  • (Jonah Hill) "I feel like I'm in "2 Fast 2 Furious.""
  • (Jonah Hill) "This is the longest hallway of all time."
  • (Russell Brand) "It's Kubrickian."
  • (Limousine Driver in London) "Would you like me to take the Chiswick roundabout through Hounslow and Staines?"
  • (Jonah Hill) "What is this, f***ing Middle Earth? Just take us to the airport, okay."
  • (Jonah Hill) "What's up man?"
  • (Tom Felton) "Hey."
  • (Jonah Hill) "I'm here with Aldous Snow, so we have a table in the back."
  • (Tom Felton) "Great."
  • (Jonah Hill) "Feel free to bring Professor Snape. Come by, we'll play some late night Quidditch."
  • (Tom Felton) "Just leave it, you --"
  • (Jonah Hill) "Right. Not everyone cares."
  • (Jonah Hill) "When's the last time you Purelled that thing?"
  • (Jonah Hill) "Across the mystic desert, is a desert that is mystic."
  • (Jonah Hill) "Do you know the lyrics to "African Child"?"
  • (Smiling African Drummer) "I don't know the lyrics. I just bang the drum and do the African face."
  • (Jonah Hill) "I think I just got raped."
  • (Russell Brand) "Only one thing to do."
  • (Jonah Hill) "Uh, guys? What is this stuff? My heart's going really fast."
  • (Russell Brand) "Oh, it's a bit of this, a bit of that. It's called a Jeffrey. It's mostly weed, with a bit of opium as well -- ground-up E's -- heroin -- Clorox --"
  • (Jonah Hill) "I think I'm having a heart attack."

Carla Gallo as Destiny

  • (Carla Gallo) "Wanna sing hairy-oke?"

Elisabeth Moss as Daphne Binks

  • (Elisabeth Moss) "I want to have a threesome."
  • (Elisabeth Moss) "I'm f***in' psyched."
  • (Jonah Hill) "I'm not sucking his dick, that's like 100%."
  • (Elisabeth Moss) "I can't wait to sit around for 4 days and watch "Gossip Girl.""

Rose Byrne as Jackie Q

  • (Rose Byrne) "The old Aldous, would've you know, had his way with you he would have bent you over that pretty little chair and had his way and now we'd be having a three way you'd be coming over for a cognac later I'll tell you that sweetie. You bet that's not happening anymore."
  • (Russell Brand) "Do you want me to start drinking again? Is that what you'd like? You want me to return to that?"
  • (Rose Byrne) "Maybe you should. Maybe you should."
  • (Russell Brand) "I'll do lines off her forehead while I'm in her up to my nuts. Is that what you want?"
  • (Rose Byrne) "I'm just saying."
  • (Rose Byrne) "One, two, three, four, it's just like comin' in the back door. Five, six, seven, eight, uhh, feels great. A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy. My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy. Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy. All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies. A ring around my rosy, my pocket's so damn cozy, and my posy, my posy. I'm talking about my asshole."

Aziz Ansari as Matty

  • (Aziz Ansari) "Man, that opening party was incredible. Check out the pictures on Myspace. There's one of me eating cheese off some girl's titties."
  • (Jonah Hill) "Please just lie to me and say I didn't miss another awesome party."
  • (Aziz Ansari) "You missed an awesome party. I woke up with glitter on my dick."

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