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Get Over It (film) Quotes

Get Over It (film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Get Over It stopped airing in 1970.

It features Paul Feldsher, and Michael R. Burns; Marc Butan as producer, Steve Bartek in charge of musical score, and Maryse Alberti as head of cinematography.

Get Over It (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Get Over It (film) is 87 minutes long. Get Over It (film) is distributed by Miramax.

The cast includes: Ben Foster as Berke Landers, Shane West as Striker, Colin Hanks as Felix Woods, Martin Short as Dr. Desmond Forest Oates, Kirsten Dunst as Kelly, Melissa Sagemiller as Allison McAllister, Jeanie Calleja as Jessica, Christopher Jacot as Peter Wong, Sisqó as Dennis Wallace, Colin Hanks as Felix, Mila Kunis as Basin, Kirsten Dunst as Del, and Ben Foster as Berke.

Get Over It (film) Quotes

Martin Short as Dr. Desmond Forest Oates

  • (Martin Short) "Put your hand DOWN little Steve."
  • (Martin Short) "Oh, that was fun. Who was the composer on that?"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Me, actually."
  • (Martin Short) "Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting applause?"
  • (Martin Short) "What direction do you think "left" is? See, because if you go with your instinct and reverse it, I think we have something happening. How difficult is this? I'm so alone, I think."
  • (Jeanie Calleja) "I am trying. You are intimidating me."
  • (Martin Short) "Well you are FRIGHTENING me. You understand that? How do you get dressed in the morning? Do you have people come in, or do you just lie in state?"
  • (Martin Short) "I'd like you to read this poster and tell me what it says at the bottom."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) ""No food or drink allowed in the auditorium at any time.""
  • (Martin Short) "It says "Twelve original songs by Dr. Desmond Forest Oates.""
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Oh, that part."
  • (Martin Short) "Yes, that part. I'll tell you what it doesn't say. It doesn't say "Additional lyrics by little miss sassy pants.""
  • (Martin Short) "Mr. Landers, how nice of you to join us. And thanks for not showering. What a super instinct."
  • (Martin Short) "Go Del."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Go bid the huntsmen, wake them with their horns."
  • (Martin Short) "Hold it- yes um- um what can I -- You'd tell me if you'd had a stroke."
  • (Martin Short) "Time. Time."
  • (Martin Short) "It's just not very good. I could lie to you, but I would do you a disservice, because it's-it's just bad."
  • (Martin Short) "Keep icing your front bum. Swelling continues if you don't ice. And I need you -- not really."
  • (Martin Short) "Bill Shakespeare was a wonderful poet. But Burt Bacharach he ain't."

Ben Foster as Berke Landers

  • (Ben Foster) "Kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer --"
  • (Martin Short) "PROJECTION MR. BERKE -- projection."
  • (Ben Foster) "Kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer --"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Hold tight a little longer -- longer with Big Red."
  • (Ben Foster) "That Big Red freshness lasts right through it."
  • (Unnamed) "Your fresh breath goes on and on --"
  • (Unnamed) "While you chew it. So say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer --"
  • (Ben Foster) "Give your breath long-lasting freshness -- WITH BIG RED."
  • (Ben Foster) "You're my parents, for God's sake, stop trusting me."
  • (Ben Foster) "Sorry, sir, there was a big accident."
  • (Coach Hibble) "You are so lucky I'm not Bobby Knight."
  • (Ben Foster) "O fair Hermia, thou art so incredibly hot and stuff."
  • (Ben Foster) "Striker I'd be careful with that accent if I were you. Because You're beginning to sound a lot like Mary Poppins."
  • (Shane West) "Look I don't know what you are blathering about but if I were you --"
  • (Ben Foster) "Are you wearing makeup?"
  • (Shane West) "That's it -- careful Landers I do believe that you are trifling with danger"
  • (Ben Foster) "Who keeps nunchucks in their pants?"
  • (Ben Foster) "Captain of the fairy band, Helena is close at hand. I'm understanding about every word of this s***."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Berke."
  • (Ben Foster) "Hey."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "What happened to your face?"
  • (Ben Foster) "A long story."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "A Midsummer Night's Dream? What, are you gonna try out for the show?"
  • (Ben Foster) "Kinda, sor; Maybe."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Well, you know, if you're serious about it, I'm kinda good at that stuff."
  • (Ben Foster) "Really?"
  • (Mila Kunis) "Have you heard her songs?"
  • (Mila Kunis) "She's only like the next Josie Mitchell."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Joni Mitchell."
  • (Ben Foster) "I-I could actually use some help. So, tommorow, coffee?"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Okay. Coffee would be great."
  • (Ben Foster) "Okay."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Bye."
  • (Ben Foster) "Bye."
  • (Mila Kunis) "If you're serious, I'm kinda good at that stuff."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Shut up."
  • (Mila Kunis) "Shut up."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "What?"
  • (Mila Kunis) "Did you see Dennis staring at me again?"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Oh, I know, totally."
  • (Mila Kunis) "I told you."
  • (Ben Foster) "Felix, I've taken pisses longer than your last three relationships."
  • (Ben Foster) "So whatcha doin?"
  • (Colin Hanks) "Nothing, just watching Chester screw the rubber tree."
  • (Ben Foster) "What, is that some kind of expression?"
  • (Colin Hanks) "No, we're babysitting my aunt's dog for the weekend, it's some -- kind of -- hormonal imbalance?"
  • (Ben Foster) "Wow."
  • (Ben Foster) "She was the first girl to see me naked. Granted we were 7 years old at the time, but I had a feeling, even then. There's really something about the first girl you play doctor with. Maybe it's cosmic or something. Or perhaps it's just that she's seen your package and didn't run away screaming. Whatever it was, Allison and I were made for each other. A perfect fit. So, when her family moved away, I knew that some day, some how, fate would bring us back together."

Colin Hanks as Felix

  • (Colin Hanks) "Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here?"
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Don't worry Felix I'm handling it."
  • (Colin Hanks) "No, you're being handled by leather pants over here, there's a difference."
  • (Colin Hanks) "Hey grabby hands, step away from the sister."
  • (Colin Hanks) "You know that song "Pocketful of Dreams"?"
  • (Band Member) "Down here we call it "Pocketful of Ass"."

Jeanie Calleja as Jessica

  • (Jeanie Calleja) "Sir, your wife called. She won't be able to make it to the show tonight."
  • (Martin Short) "Did she say why?"
  • (Jeanie Calleja) "It was hard to understand through the slur."

Sisqó as Dennis Wallace

  • (Sisqó) "Who marries their high school girlfriend, anyway?"
  • (Colin Hanks) "And don't say Macaulay Culkin."

Christopher Jacot as Peter Wong

  • (Christopher Jacot) "Forrest-Oates is my special buddy."

Mila Kunis as Basin

  • (Mila Kunis) "My dance partner? s***."
  • (Martin Short) "That's enough out of your MUCK MOUTH."
  • (Mila Kunis) "Can I help you?"

Shane West as Striker

  • (Shane West) "I don't even know what you're doing here Landers, but if some guy dazzled his way into my ex-girlfriends fancy I'd be doing the same thing -- only I'd have a bigger part."
  • (Ben Foster) "You dropped your sword."

Melissa Sagemiller as Allison McAllister

  • (Melissa Sagemiller) "Trends fade, bread molds, people die --"

Kirsten Dunst as Kelly

  • (Kirsten Dunst) "Are you crying?"
  • (Ben Foster) "No, you're squeezing my puncture wound."

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