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Ghost World (film) Quotes

Ghost World (film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Ghost World ended its run in 1970.

It features David Kitay in charge of musical score, and Affonso Beato as head of cinematography.

Ghost World (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Ghost World (film) is 112 minutes long. Ghost World (film) is distributed by United Artists, Icon Film Distribution, and Advanced Film.

The cast includes: Scarlett Johansson as Rebecca, Thora Birch as Enid, Steve Buscemi as Seymour, Ezra Buzzington as Weird Al, Debra Azar as Melorra, Teri Garr as Maxine, Pat Healy as John Ellis, Brad Renfro as Josh, Dave Sheridan as Doug, Illeana Douglas as Roberta, Tom McGowan as Joe, and Stacey Travis as Dana.

Ghost World (film) Quotes

Thora Birch as Enid

  • (Thora Birch) "I already told you I'm not going to college."
  • (Enid's Dad) "Well, I think it's a good idea to keep all your options open. You could even enrol in the winter quarter. You could actually live here and go to the city college part time and still get a job if you want."
  • (Thora Birch) "Look at me, I'm not even listening to a word you're saying."
  • (Thora Birch) "Gimme all your money, bitch."
  • (Thora Birch) "God, what a dork."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "You're just jealous."
  • (Thora Birch) "Trust me, at this point I'm past the fact that every single guy likes you better than me."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "Oh, face it, you just hate every single guy on the face of the earth."
  • (Thora Birch) "That's not true. I just hate all these extroverted, obnoxious, pseudo-bohemian losers."
  • (Cineplex Manager) "What the hell is wrong with you?"
  • (Thora Birch) "What? I was just joking around with the customers. It's my schtick."
  • (Cineplex Manager) "Well, lose it. And why aren't you pushing the larger sizes? Didn't you get training about upsizing?"
  • (Thora Birch) "Yeah. But I feel really weird. It's pretty sleazy."
  • (Cineplex Manager) "It's not OPTIONAL."
  • (Thora Birch) "Jesus."
  • (Soda Customer) "Hi, can I get a medium 7-Up?"
  • (Thora Birch) "Medium? Why sir, do you not know that for a mere 25 cents more you can purchase a large beverage? And you know, I'm only telling because we're such good friends, medium is really only for suckers who don't know the concept of value."
  • (Thora Birch) "What about her? Are you into girls with big tits?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Jesus."
  • (Thora Birch) "What the? What is this, Seymour?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Oh, that. I borrowed that from work about 15 years ago. I guess it's mine now."
  • (Thora Birch) "What, are you a -- Klansman or something?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Yeah, I'm a Klansman."
  • (Thora Birch) "Look at this. Is Stacy Himmler going out with Rod Harbaugh?"
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "Oh God, how perfect."
  • (Thora Birch) "He'd better watch out or he'll get AIDS when he date-rapes her."
  • (Thora Birch) "Oh my God. He just ordered a giant glass of milk."
  • (Brad Renfro) "That's a vanilla milkshake."
  • (Thora Birch) "You know what my number one fantasy used to be?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "What?"
  • (Thora Birch) "I used to think about one day, just not telling anyone, and going off to some random place. And I'd just -- disappear. And they'd never see me again. Did you ever think about stuff like that?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "I guess I probably did when I was your age."
  • (Thora Birch) "You know what we should do? We should just get in your car right now, and just drive off. Just find some totally new place and start a whole new life. f*** everybody."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "I'm, uh, I'm not in any good condition to drive."
  • (Thora Birch) "I'm serious. I'm just so sick of everybody. Why can't I just do what I want?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "What do you want?"
  • (Thora Birch) "What do you want?"
  • (Thora Birch) "Don't you like me?"
  • (Thora Birch) "Oh my god. It's him. He's insane."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "We should follow him home."
  • (Thora Birch) "I think only stupid people have good relationships."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "That's the spirit."
  • (Thora Birch) "Sometimes I think I'm going crazy from sexual frustration."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "And you haven't heard of the miracle of masturbation?"
  • (Thora Birch) "How come in all that time I was trying to get you a date, you never asked me out?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "You're a beautiful young girl, I couldn't imagine you'd have any interest in me except as an amusingly cranky eccentric curiosity."
  • (Thora Birch) "At least you're not like every other stupid guy in the world. All they care about is guitars or sports."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "I hate sports."
  • (Thora Birch) "I bet he's in there jerking off."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "I bet he never jerks off."
  • (Thora Birch) "Yeah, he's beyond human stuff like that."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "Should we leave a note?"
  • (Thora Birch) "Yeah, you got a pen?"
  • (Thora Birch) "Dear Josh, we came by to f*** you, but you were not home. Therefore you are gay. Signed Tiffany and Amber."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "You're gonna leave that?"
  • (Thora Birch) "Why not?"
  • (Zine-O-Phobia Creep) "Whoever told you that bulls*** about boiling is out of his mind. Carpet beetles are the only way to get flesh off a corpse."
  • (Zine-O-Phobia Creep) "I'm just telling you what he said."
  • (Thora Birch) "Don't you creeps ever talk about anything nice? Don't you ever talk about fluffy kittens or the Easter Bunny?"
  • (Zine-O-Phobia Creep) "Look who's talking, Little Miss Badass."
  • (Zine-O-Phobia Creep) "Yeah. Nice outfit. Who are you supposed to be, Cyndi Lauper?"
  • (Thora Birch) "Blow me, doofus."
  • (Thora Birch) "Hi, Josh."
  • (Brad Renfro) "Hi."
  • (Thora Birch) "Just stopping by to say "hi"."
  • (Brad Renfro) "Yeah."
  • (Thora Birch) "This is my friend, Seymour."
  • (Thora Birch) "OK. Well, we'll see you later Josh."
  • (Sidewinder Boss) "Josh, what you god**** doing? Clean up that f***ing mess. Jesus."
  • (Thora Birch) "Are all these records?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "I've got about 1500 78's at this point. I've tried to pare down my collection to just the essentials."
  • (Thora Birch) "Look at this room. This is like my dream room. Look at all this stuff -- You are, like, the luckiest guy in the world. I would kill to have stuff like this."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Please, go ahead and kill me."
  • (Thora Birch) "Oh, come on, what are you talking about?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Well, you think it's healthy to obsessively collect things? You can't connect with other people, so you fill your life with stuff. I'm just like all the rest of these pathetic collector losers."
  • (Thora Birch) "No, you're not, you're a cool guy, Seymour."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "If I'm so cool how come I haven't had a girlfriend in like four years? I can't even remember the last time a girl talked to me."
  • (Thora Birch) "I'm talking to you. You know, I bet there are tons of women who go out with you in a minute. I know I could you a date in, like, two seconds."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Good luck."
  • (Thora Birch) "I mean it. You leave everything to me. I'm gonna be your own personal dating service."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Yeah, well, we should get back."
  • (Thora Birch) "By the end of this summer, you're gonna be up to your neck in p*****."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Jesus."
  • (Thora Birch) "You know, we need to find a place where you can go to meet women who share your interests."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Well maybe I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests. I hate my interests."
  • (Thora Birch) "Yeah, yeah, just list your five main interests in order of importance."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Uh -- I'd have to put traditional jazz, blues and then ragtime at the top of the list --"
  • (Thora Birch) "Right, so, let's just say music. That way we only use up one."
  • (Thora Birch) "What is this?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Dana got it when we went shopping for antiques. She said it didn't go with her stuff, so she gave it to me. Said it would go better with my 'old-time thingamajigs'."
  • (Thora Birch) "Jesus, how can you stand her?"
  • (Alcoholic Customer) "Do you serve beer or any alcohol?"
  • (Thora Birch) "I wish. Actually you wish, after about five minutes of this movie, you're gonna wish you had ten beers."
  • (Thora Birch) "God, just think, we'll never see Dennis again."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "Good."
  • (Thora Birch) "No, really think about that. It's actually totally depressing."
  • (Thora Birch) "It was so cute how he had his own little bags. I thought I was going to start crying."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "Yeah, he should totally just kill himself."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "Oh, here's one. Oh, but you have to share a non-smoking feminist and her two cats."
  • (Thora Birch) "I don't know -- I kinda like him. He's the exact opposite of everything I really hate. In a way, he's such a clueless dork, he's almost kinda cool."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "That guy is many things but he's definetely not cool."
  • (Thora Birch) "What?"
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "What?"
  • (Thora Birch) "These assholes are saying I have to go to summer school and take some stupid art class."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "Why?"
  • (Thora Birch) "God, I didn't think that just because you get an "F" you have to take the whole class over again."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "Loser."
  • (Thora Birch) "Hey, look. There's the pants."

Scarlett Johansson as Rebecca

  • (Scarlett Johansson) "So, what do you do if you're a Satanist anyway?"
  • (Thora Birch) "Sacrifice virgins and stuff."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "Well, that lets us off the hook."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "Oh, we totally have to."
  • (Jerome, the Angry Guy - Record Collector) "Some records I will pay serious money for, provided they're a sincere V-plus. Other than that, I just prefer to have them on CD."
  • (Steven, the Asian Guy - Record Collector) "But CDs will never have the presence of an original 78."
  • (Jerome, the Angry Guy - Record Collector) "Wrong. A digital transfer adequately mastered will sound identical to the original. Do you have a decent equalizer?"
  • (Steven, the Asian Guy - Record Collector) "I have a Klipsch 2B3."
  • (Jerome, the Angry Guy - Record Collector) "Well, obviously the problem. You expect a 10 band equalizer to impart state-of-the-art sound? Dream a little dream, it's never gonna happen."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "I totally, totally hate you."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "This is so bad it's almost good."
  • (Thora Birch) "This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again."
  • (Angry Garage Sale Woman) "How much for this dress?"
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "God, I can't believe you're selling that."
  • (Thora Birch) "That's $500."
  • (Angry Garage Sale Woman) "What?"
  • (Thora Birch) "500."
  • (Angry Garage Sale Woman) "You're crazy. It should be like $2."
  • (Thora Birch) "I was wearing that when I lost my virginity."
  • (Angry Garage Sale Woman) "Well, why do I care about that?"
  • (Thora Birch) "Well, why do you want it? I mean, it would look stupid on you anyway."
  • (Angry Garage Sale Woman) "God. f*** you."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "So now are you going to get a regular job?"
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "So, who could forget this great hit from the fifties, huh?"
  • (Thora Birch) "I feel as though I've stepped into a time warp."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "See that guy over there?"
  • (Thora Birch) "Which one?"
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "The blonde guy over there."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "He gives me, like, a total boner."
  • (Thora Birch) "He's, like, the biggest idiot of all time."
  • (Reggae Fan) "You guys up for some reggae tonight?"
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "OK, you're right."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "I want to make love to him."
  • (Thora Birch) "I'm going to tell him you said that."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "Can I get you a bis --"
  • (Rude Coffee Customer) "No, I do not want a biscotti with that."
  • (Thora Birch) "God. How can you stand all these assholes?"
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "Some people are OK, but mostly I just feel like poisoning everybody."
  • (Thora Birch) "Well, at the least the wheelchair guy is entertaining."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "He doesn't even need that wheelchair, he's just totally lazy."
  • (Thora Birch) "That rules."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "No, it really doesn't. You'll see, you get totally sick of all the creeps and losers and weirdos."
  • (Thora Birch) "But those are our people."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "Yeah, well --"
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "Oh. It's that comedian I was telling you about."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "See this bit, it's the absolute worst."
  • (Joey McCobb, the Stand Up Comic) "Just because I still live with my mother people think I'm peculiar. So what if she's been dead for 15 years?"
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "See? It's barely even a joke."
  • (Joey McCobb, the Stand Up Comic) "Well, it's like I always say, take my life -- please."
  • (Unnamed) "Joey McCobb, the weee-irdest man in showbusiness."
  • (Thora Birch) "If he's so weird, how comes he's wearing Nikes?"
  • (Thora Birch) "Joey McCobb is our God."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "I wanna do him."
  • (Thora Birch) "I bet. Actually, he kind of reminds me of that one guy you went out with, Larry. God, what look was he going for, a gay tennis player from the '40s?"
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "f*** you."
  • (Thora Birch) "You dated him."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "I remember this hat. This is from your little old lady phase."

Steve Buscemi as Seymour

  • (Steve Buscemi) "I can't relate to 99% of humanity."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "So, was that your boyfriend?"
  • (Thora Birch) "Josh? He's nobody's boyfriend. He's just this guy that Becky and I like to torture."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Well, as long as she's not a complete imbecile and she's even remotely attractive."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "What are we, in slow motion here? C'mon, what are you, hypnotized? Have some more kids, why don't you? Jesus Christ, move it."
  • (Paul, the Fussy Guy - Record Collector) "It has a enlarged centre hole and a hair-crack."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "But the crack is so tight it's completely inaudible."
  • (Paul, the Fussy Guy - Record Collector) "But a tight hair-crack is just that; a crack. I don't collect cracked records. I only pay premium on mint records. Seymour, you know that. Please."
  • (Thora Birch) "So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Well, I have to admit that things are really starting to look up for me since my life turned to s***."

Illeana Douglas as Roberta

  • (Illeana Douglas) "Who is responsible for this?"
  • (Margaret - Art Class) "I am."
  • (Illeana Douglas) "Talk to us about it."
  • (Margaret - Art Class) "It's my response to the issue of a woman's right to choose. It's something I feel super-strongly about."
  • (Illeana Douglas) "That piece is entitled "Mirror, Father, Mirror". I like to show it to people that I'm meeting for the first time because I think it says so much about who I am and what it feels like to inhabit my specific skin."

Dave Sheridan as Doug

  • (Dave Sheridan) "Rock n' roll, baby. Freedom of speech."

Pat Healy as John Ellis

  • (Pat Healy) "Well, well, well. If it isn't Enid and Rebecca. The little Jewish girl and her Aryan friend."
  • (Thora Birch) "You're late, asshole."
  • (Pat Healy) "Fine, and how are you?"
  • (Thora Birch) "Did you bring the tape?"
  • (Pat Healy) "You never paid me for that tape with the Indian dance routine."
  • (Thora Birch) "Yes, I did."
  • (Pat Healy) "You Jews are so clever with money."
  • (Thora Birch) "f*** you, you stupid redneck hick."
  • (Pat Healy) "Oh my God, didn't they tell you?"
  • (Thora Birch) "Tell me what?"
  • (Pat Healy) "Punk rock is over."
  • (Thora Birch) "I know it's over, asshole, I'm not even --"
  • (Pat Healy) "You really want to f*** up the system? Go to business school. That's what I'm going to do. Get a job in some big corporation and, like, f*** things up from the inside."
  • (Thora Birch) "You know, I'm not even trying --"
  • (Pat Healy) "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Hey, do you have my money?"
  • (Pat Healy) "Oh. Oh, how punk."
  • (Thora Birch) "You know, that tape sucked by the way."
  • (Pat Healy) "Oh, I'm so sorry if it offended Jew."
  • (Thora Birch) "Go die, asshole."
  • (Pat Healy) "Get a job."
  • (Thora Birch) "God. f*** you."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "Can we go now?"
  • (Thora Birch) "You know, it's not like I'm some modern punk, dickhead. It's obviously a 1977 original punk rock look, but I guess Johnny f***face over there is too stupid to realize it."
  • (Scarlett Johansson) "I didn't really get it either."
  • (Thora Birch) "Everyone's too stupid."

Debra Azar as Melorra

  • (Debra Azar) "Oh my god, you guys, I can't believe we made it."
  • (Thora Birch) "Yeah. We graduated high school. How totally amazing."

Tom McGowan as Joe

  • (Tom McGowan) "It's a waste of time trying to logically figure out the female brain, that's for sure. Maybe she got another boyfriend."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Well -- thanks for cheering me up."

Ezra Buzzington as Weird Al

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Stacey Travis as Dana

  • (Stacey Travis) "I am so excited to see this film. Dustoff Varnya is such a brilliant director. Did you see his last film, The Flower that Drank the Moon? It was -- glorious."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "I must have missed that one. Then again, what do I know? I like Laurel and Hardy movies."
  • (Stacey Travis) "Really? I never really cared for those. I mean, why does the fat one always have to be so mean to the skinny one?"

Brad Renfro as Josh

  • (Brad Renfro) "Aren't there like a million places like this?"
  • (Thora Birch) "This is the ultimate. It's like the Taj Mahal of fake '50s diners."

Teri Garr as Maxine

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