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Ghosts of Girlfriends Past Quotes

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Ghosts of Girlfriends Past completed its run in 1970.

It features Jon Shestack as producer, Rolfe Kent in charge of musical score, and Daryn Okada as head of cinematography.

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Ghosts of Girlfriends Past is 95 minutes long. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Lacey Chabert as Sandra, Noureen DeWulf as Melanie, Anne Archer as Vonda Volkom, Breckin Meyer as Paul, Robert Forster as Sergeant Volkom, and Jennifer Garner as Jenny Perotti.

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past Quotes

Noureen DeWulf as Melanie

  • (Noureen DeWulf) "There's apple, bubble gum, and Tandoori. I know it sounds gross, but have two of them and you won't feel your face."

Breckin Meyer as Paul

  • (Breckin Meyer) "Ok, he's not that bad."
  • (Connor Mead) "Thank you, Paulie."
  • (Deena the Bridesmaid) "Paul, he hit on your mother-in-law."
  • (Anne Archer) "I've banged worse."
  • (Connor Mead) "Thank you, Vonda."

Robert Forster as Sergeant Volkom

  • (Robert Forster) "It's not complicated. Our guests are represented by the Allies. Paul, you and your guests are Nazis."
  • (Breckin Meyer) "I'll try not to read into that, sir."
  • (Robert Forster) "Blue frogmen are non-requisite support personnel. Waiters, photographers, caterers, band members and so forth."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Oh, Donna, look. You got a grenade launcher."
  • (Donna the Bridesmaid) "Oh, my God, I love grenade launchers."
  • (Lacey Chabert) "Daddy, you're not showing off your seating chart, are you?"

Lacey Chabert as Sandra

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Anne Archer as Vonda Volkom

  • (Connor Mead) "I want to ask you something, when did casual sex become a crime?"
  • (Connor Mead) "Really? I mean, now a days being a single means, what? You've lost your way? That something is missing? Never mind that every night I swim in a lake of sex, and they fall asleep in each others arms, spooning."
  • (Anne Archer) "Connor, spooning is nice."
  • (Connor Mead) "Yeah, not as nice as forking."
  • (Anne Archer) "Spooning is nice."
  • (Connor Mead) "Yeah. But not as nice as forking."

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