Gingerbread (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Gingerbread (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Gingerbread stopped airing in 1970.

Gingerbread (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "All right. You wanna fry a witch. I'll give you a witch. Goddess Hecate, work they will --"
• (Unnamed) "Uh-oh."
• (Unnamed) "Before thee let the unclean thing crawl."

• (Unnamed) "I'm still spinning on this whole "fairy tales are real" thing."
• (Unnamed) "So what do we do?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't know about you, but I'm gonna go trade my cow in for some beans."

• (Unnamed) "A doodle. I do doodle. You too. You do doodle too."

• (Unnamed) "Giles, we need those books."
• (Unnamed) "Believe me, I've tried to tell that to the nice man with the big gun."

• (Unnamed) "You're going to be one busy little Slayer, baby-sitting them."
• (Unnamed) "I doubt they'll have any more trouble."
• (Unnamed) "Amy is a witch. And Michael is whatever the boy of "witch" is, plus being the poster child for yuck."
• (Unnamed) "Corde --"
• (Unnamed) "I doubt your doubt. Everyone knows that witches killed those kids. And If you hang with them, expect badness, 'cause that's what you get when you hang with freaks and losers. Believe me, I know. That was a pointed comment about me hanging with you guys."

• (Unnamed) "What are they looking for?"
• (Unnamed) "Witch stuff."

• (Unnamed) "You've seen what we can do. Another step and you will all feel my power."
• (Unnamed) "What are you gonna do, float a pencil at them?"

• (Unnamed) "This is not a good town. How many of us have-have lost someone who-who just disappeared -- or-or got skinned or suffered 'neck rupture'? And how many of us have been too afraid to speak out? I-I was supposed to lead us in a moment of silence, but, silence is this town's disease. For too long we-we've been plagued by unnatural evils. This isn't our town anymore. It belongs to the monsters, and the witches and the Slayers."

• (Unnamed) ""Session interrupted"? Who said you could interrupt you stupid, useless fad? No, I said "fad," and I'll say it again."
• (Unnamed) "And, at that point, I will become frightened."

• (Unnamed) "Mom, dead people are talking to you. Do the math."

• (Unnamed) "We should stay close, have lunch."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I'd like that. How nice."

• (Unnamed) "I haven't seen you all day. Where you been?"
• (Unnamed) "Not with me. No sir. Ask anyone. No."

• (Unnamed) "I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma."

• (Unnamed) "Sit down, honey."
• (Unnamed) "Principal Snyder talked to you."
• (Unnamed) "Yes. He's quite concerned."
• (Unnamed) "Mom, I know what this looks like, and I can totally --"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, you don't have to explain, honey. This isn't exactly a surprise."
• (Unnamed) "Why not?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, well, identification with mythical icons is perfectly typical of your age group. It's a-a classic adolescent response to the pressures of incipient adulthood."
• (Unnamed) "Oh. Is that what it is?"
• (Unnamed) "Of course, I wish you could have identified with something a little less icky, but developmentally speaking --"
• (Unnamed) "Mom, I'm not an age group. I'm me. Willow group."

• (Unnamed) "I worship Beelzebub. I do his biddings. Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them."

• (Unnamed) "God, you really were the little youthful offender, weren't you? You must just look back on that and cringe."

• (Unnamed) "Take heart, we found your books."
• (Unnamed) "You can put the heart back. We can't get 'em. They're locked up in City Hall."

• (Unnamed) "We need to save Buffy from Hansel and Gretel."
• (Unnamed) "Now, let's be clear, the brain damage happened before I hit you."

• (Unnamed) "Everyone expects me to mess up again, like Oz. I see how he is around me. You know, that steely gaze, that pointed silence."
• (Unnamed) "'Cause he's usually such a chatterbox."
• (Unnamed) "No, but it's different now. It's more a verbal non-verbal. He speaks volumes with his eyes."

• (Unnamed) "There is a fringe theory held by a few folklorists that some regional stories have actual, um, very literal antecedents."
• (Unnamed) "And in some language that's English?"
• (Unnamed) "Fairy tales are real."
• (Unnamed) "Hans and Gre- Hansel and Gretel?"
• (Unnamed) "Wait. Hansel and Gretel? Bread crumbs, ovens, gingerbread house?"
• (Unnamed) "Of course. It makes sense now."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, it's all falling into place. Of course that place is nowhere near this place."
• (Unnamed) "Some demons thrive by fostering hatred and-and, uh, persecution amongst the mortal animals. Not by-not by destroying men but by watching men destroy each other. Now, they feed us our darkest fear and turn peaceful communities into vigilantes."
• (Unnamed) "Hansel and Gretel run home to tell everyone about the mean old witch."
• (Unnamed) "And then she and, probably, dozens of others are persecuted by a righteous mob. It's happened all throughout history, happened in Salem, not surprisingly."

• (Unnamed) "Like the kid in the story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck."
• (Unnamed) "Dyke -- it's another word for dam."
• (Unnamed) "Oh. Okay, that story makes a lot more sense now."

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