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GoldenEye Quotes

GoldenEye is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . GoldenEye completed its run in 1970.

It features Michael G. Wilson; Barbara Broccoli as producer, Éric Serra in charge of musical score, and Phil Méheux as head of cinematography.

GoldenEye is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of GoldenEye is 130 minutes long. GoldenEye is distributed by Unbulleted list Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (US) and United International Pictures (International).

The cast includes: Judi Dench as James Bond, Judi Dench as M, Sean Bean as Alec Trevelyan, Alan Cumming as Boris Grishenko, Izabella Scorupco as Natalya Simonova, Michael Kitchen as Bill Tanner, Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp, Robbie Coltrane as Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky, Michael Kitchen as Anna, Serena Gordon as Caroline, Gottfried John as General Ourumov, and Billy J. Mitchell as Admiral Chuck Farrell.

GoldenEye Quotes

Alan Cumming as Boris Grishenko

  • (Alan Cumming) "The Americans are slugheads. They'll never detect me."
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "You were saying, slughead."
  • (Alan Cumming) "Nobody screws with Boris Grishenko."
  • (Alan Cumming) "Speak to me."
  • (Alan Cumming) "I am invincible."
  • (Alan Cumming) "Natalya. Shh, shh, it's me. It's Boris. It's Boris. It's Boris. Hello."
  • (Alan Cumming) "Was it good for you too?"
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "I'm getting some coffee."
  • (Alan Cumming) "I'm going for a cigarette."

Judi Dench as James Bond

  • (Judi Dench) "I trusted you, Alec."
  • (Sean Bean) "Trust? What a quaint idea."
  • (Q) "Don't say it --"
  • (Judi Dench) "The writing is on the wall."
  • (Q) "Along with the rest of him."
  • (Judi Dench) "So; GoldenEye exist."
  • (Judi Dench) "Yes."
  • (Judi Dench) "It's too easy."
  • (Sean Bean) "Half of everything is luck, James."
  • (Judi Dench) "And the other half?"
  • (Sean Bean) "Fate."
  • (Judi Dench) "I like a woman who enjoys pulling rank."
  • (Famke Janssen) "Nice to meet you; Mr. Bond."
  • (Judi Dench) "The pleasure, I'm sure, was all mine."
  • (Judi Dench) "That's close enough."
  • (Famke Janssen) "Not for what I have in mind."
  • (Judi Dench) "I want you to find GoldenEye. Find who took it, what they plan to do with it, and stop it."
  • (Judi Dench) "What would I ever do without you?"
  • (Miss Moneypenny) "As far as I can remember, James, you've never had me."
  • (Judi Dench) "Hope springs eternal."
  • (Judi Dench) "Shut the door Alec. There's a draft."
  • (Q) "A pen. This is a Class 4 grenade. Three clicks arms the four-second fuse, another three disarms it."
  • (Judi Dench) "How long did you say the fuse was?"
  • (Q) "Oh grow up, 007."
  • (Judi Dench) "They always said the pen was mightier than the sword."
  • (Q) "Thanks to me they were right."
  • (Judi Dench) "I'm alone."
  • (Sean Bean) "Aren't we all?"
  • (Judi Dench) "Trust me."
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "Trust you? I don't even know your name."
  • (Judi Dench) "Alec?"
  • (Sean Bean) "Back from the dead. No longer just an anonymous star on the memorial wall at MI6. What's the matter, James? No glib remark? No pithy comeback?"
  • (Judi Dench) "After you, Moneypenny."
  • (Miss Moneypenny) "No, I insist. You first."
  • (Judi Dench) "Your accent, Georgian?"
  • (Famke Janssen) "Very good, Mr. Bond. You've been to Russia?"
  • (Judi Dench) "Not recently. I used to drop in occasionally. Shoot in and out."
  • (Judi Dench) "Hmm, never seen you after hours, Moneypenny -- lovely."
  • (Miss Moneypenny) "Thank you, James."
  • (Judi Dench) "Out on some kind of fashion assignment, dressing to kill?"
  • (Miss Moneypenny) "I know you'll find this crushing, 007, but I don't sit at home every night praying for some international incident so I can run down here all dressed up to impress James Bond. I was on a date, if you must know, with a gentlemen. We went to the theater together."
  • (Judi Dench) "Moneypenny, I'm devastated."
  • (Judi Dench) "Bond; come back alive."
  • (Jack Wade) "Will you hand me that wrench, Jimmy?"
  • (Judi Dench) "So, what do you know about Janus?"
  • (Jack Wade) "Zilch."
  • (Jack Wade) "Hello, Jimbo. Well, a little gift from ole, eh, what's his name? T? Z?"
  • (Judi Dench) "Q."
  • (Judi Dench) "In London, April's a spring month."
  • (Jack Wade) "Oh yeah? And what are you, the weatherman? I mean, for crying out loud -- another stiff-ass Brit, with your secret codes and your passwords. One of these days you guys are gonna learn just to drop it."
  • (Jack Wade) "Are you sure you want to do this? The last guy who dropped in uninvited went home air freight, in very small boxes."
  • (Judi Dench) "Make sure they send me home first class."
  • (Q) "A typical leather belt, size --"
  • (Judi Dench) "Q, I'm familiar with that device."
  • (Q) "Right. Now pay attention 007. First, your new car. BMW Agile 54 with gears. All points radar. Self destruct system. And, naturally, all the usual refinements. Now, this I'm particularly proud of; behind the headlights, stinger missiles."
  • (Judi Dench) "Excellent, just the thing for unwinding after a rough day at the office."
  • (Q) "Need I remind you, 007, that you have a licence to kill, not to break the traffic laws."
  • (Jack Wade) "Maybe you two would like to finish debriefing each other at Guantanamo, hmm?"
  • (Judi Dench) "You ready?"
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "I'm not going on a helicopter with you. No plane. No train. Nothing that moves."
  • (Judi Dench) "Darling, what could possibly go wrong, eh?"
  • (Judi Dench) "They're not just criminals Valentin, they're traitors."
  • (Robbie Coltrane) "Well, what do you expect from a Lienz Cossack?"
  • (Judi Dench) "What?"
  • (Robbie Coltrane) "This Janus, I've never met the man, but I know that he is a Lienz Cossack."
  • (Judi Dench) "Group that worked for the Nazis against the Russians. Second World War."
  • (Robbie Coltrane) "You know your history, Mr. Bond. At the end of the war, they surrendered to the British, thinking they would help in waging war against the Communists. But, the British betrayed them, sent them back to Stalin, who promptly had them all shot. Women, children, entire families."
  • (Judi Dench) "Not exactly our finest hour."
  • (Robbie Coltrane) "Still, ruthless people. They got what they deserved."
  • (Judi Dench) "If you think for one moment I don't have the balls to send a man out to die, your instincts are dead wrong. I have no compunction about sending you to your death. But, I won't do it on a whim. Even with your cavalier attitude towards life."
  • (Judi Dench) "Would you care for a drink?"
  • (Judi Dench) "Thank you. Your predecessor kept some cognac on the top --"
  • (Judi Dench) "I prefer bourbon. Ice?"
  • (Judi Dench) "Yes."
  • (Judi Dench) "Beg your pardon, forgot to knock."
  • (Judi Dench) "Well, I must say, I've had a lovely evening. You?"
  • (Famke Janssen) "Once again the pleasure was all yours."
  • (Judi Dench) "Banco. It appears we share the same passions: three, anyway."
  • (Famke Janssen) "I count two: motoring and, uh, baccarat."
  • (Famke Janssen) "I hope the third is where your real talent lies."
  • (Judi Dench) "One rises to meet a challenge."
  • (Judi Dench) "She always did enjoy a good squeeze."
  • (Jack Wade) "Did you check her out?"
  • (Judi Dench) "Head to toe."
  • (Miss Moneypenny) "You know, this sort of behaviour could qualify as sexual harassment."
  • (Judi Dench) "Really. What's the penalty for that?"
  • (Miss Moneypenny) "Someday, you'll have to make good on your innuendos."
  • (Judi Dench) "Vodka martini; shaken, not stirred. And for you?"
  • (Famke Janssen) "The same."
  • (Judi Dench) "How do you take it?"
  • (Famke Janssen) "Straight up; with a twist."
  • (Jack Wade) "Jack Wade, CIA."
  • (Judi Dench) "James Bond, stiff-ass Brit."
  • (Judi Dench) "Well, I've had a lovely evening, you?"
  • (Famke Janssen) "Once again, Mr. Bond, the pleasure was all yours."
  • (Judi Dench) "You'll understand if I don't call."
  • (Famke Janssen) "I won't lose sleep over it."
  • (Judi Dench) "Sweet dreams."
  • (Judi Dench) "Governments change. The lies stay the same."
  • (Judi Dench) "What else do we know about the Janus syndicate?"
  • (Judi Dench) "Top flight arms dealers headquartered in St. Petersburg. First outfit to restock the Iraqis during the Gulf War. The head man's unreliably described. No photographs. The woman; Onatopp; is our only confirmed contact."
  • (Judi Dench) "What words do you live by?"
  • (Famke Janssen) "The trick is to quit while you're still ahead."
  • (Judi Dench) "That's one trick I've never learned. Perhaps you'll show me how it's done."
  • (Jack Wade) "Come on, my car's over there."
  • (Judi Dench) "After you."
  • (Jack Wade) "Thank you."
  • (Judi Dench) "Like you said, "Drop it"."
  • (Jack Wade) "All right, in London April is a spring month, whereas in St. Petersburg we're freezing our butts off. Is that close enough for government work?"
  • (Judi Dench) "No. Show me the rose."
  • (Jack Wade) "Please, no."
  • (Jack Wade) "Alright, alright, alright."
  • (Judi Dench) "Muffy?"
  • (Jack Wade) "Third wife."
  • (Judi Dench) "Don't push any of the buttons in that car."
  • (Jack Wade) "I'm just gonna go bombing around in it."
  • (Judi Dench) "Exactly."
  • (Judi Dench) "Morning Q. Sorry about the leg. Skiing?"
  • (Q) "Hunting."
  • (Judi Dench) "Are these pictures live?"
  • (Judi Dench) "Unlike the American government, we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN."
  • (Judi Dench) "You don't like me, Bond. You don't like my methods. You think I'm an accountant, a bean counter more interested in my numbers than your instincts."
  • (Judi Dench) "The thought had occurred to me."
  • (Judi Dench) "Good, because I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur. A relic of the Cold War, whose boyish charms, though wasted on me, obviously appealed to that young woman I sent out to evaluate you."
  • (Judi Dench) "Point taken."
  • (Q) "Now, a typical leather belt -- male, size 34 buckle, notch."
  • (Q) "Are you finished?"
  • (Judi Dench) "Yes."
  • (Q) "Good. A typical leather belt --"
  • (Judi Dench) "Governments change -- the lies stay the same."

Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp

  • (Famke Janssen) "Shh. I have a small surprise from your friends back at the barracks."
  • (Helicopter pilot) "I think I've gone to heaven."
  • (Famke Janssen) "Not yet."
  • (Famke Janssen) "This time, Mr. Bond, the pleasure will be all mine."
  • (Famke Janssen) "It's clean. I had to ventilate someone."
  • (Famke Janssen) "Thank you, Mister --"
  • (Judi Dench) "The name's Bond. James Bond."
  • (Famke Janssen) "Xenia Sergeyevna Onatopp."
  • (Judi Dench) "Onatopp?"
  • (Famke Janssen) "Onatopp."

Robbie Coltrane as Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky

  • (Robbie Coltrane) "James Bond. Charming, sophisticated secret agent. "Shaken, but not disturbed.""
  • (Judi Dench) "I see you haven't lost your delicate sense of humour, Valentin."
  • (Judi Dench) "Or your need for an audience. Who's strangling the cat?"
  • (Robbie Coltrane) "Strangling a cat?"
  • (Robbie Coltrane) "That is Irina, my mistress."
  • (Judi Dench) "Very talented girl. Tell her to go."
  • (Robbie Coltrane) "Irina, take a hike."
  • (Robbie Coltrane) "So Mr. Bond, what is it that brings you to my neighborhood? Still working for MI6, or have you decided to join the 21st century? I hear the new M is a lady."
  • (Robbie Coltrane) "So why did you not kill me?"
  • (Judi Dench) "Call it professional courtesy."
  • (Robbie Coltrane) "Then I should extend you the same courtesy."
  • (Robbie Coltrane) "He wants me to do him a favor. My knee aches every single day. Twice as bad when it is cold. Do you have any idea how long the winter lasts in this country? Tell him, Dmitri."
  • (Bodyguard) "Well, it depends --"
  • (Robbie Coltrane) "SILENCE."

Gottfried John as General Ourumov

  • (Gottfried John) "Use the bumper. That's what it's for."
  • (Gottfried John) "This is Colonel Ourumov. Come out with your hands above your head."
  • (Judi Dench) "How original."
  • (Severnaya Duty Officer) "General, if I'd known --"
  • (Gottfried John) "You'd have been ready. This is an unscheduled test of the Severnaya facility, Major. War simulation. You're going to test fire GoldenEye. Report the status."

Sean Bean as Alec Trevelyan

  • (Sean Bean) "Why can't you just be a good boy and die?"
  • (Judi Dench) "You first."
  • (Judi Dench) "You, second. UP."
  • (Sean Bean) "For England, James?"
  • (Judi Dench) "No. For me."
  • (Sean Bean) "We're both orphans, James. But while your parents had the luxury of dying in a climbing accident, mine survived the British betrayal and Stalin's execution squads. My father couldn't let himself or my mother live with the shame. MI6 figured I was too young to remember. And in one of life's little ironies, the son went to work for the government whose betrayal caused the father to kill himself and his wife."
  • (Judi Dench) "Hence Janus. The two-faced Roman god come to life."
  • (Sean Bean) "It wasn't God who gave me this face. It was you, setting the timers for three minutes instead of six."
  • (Judi Dench) "Am I supposed to feel sorry for you?"
  • (Sean Bean) "No. You were supposed to die for me."
  • (Sean Bean) "And, by the way, I did think about asking you to join my little scheme but somehow I knew, 007's loyalty was always to the mission, never to his friend."
  • (Sean Bean) "Closing time, James. Last call."
  • (Sean Bean) "For England, James."
  • (Sean Bean) "Kill him. The man just won't take a hint."
  • (Sean Bean) "Lovely girl. Tastes like -- like strawberries."
  • (Judi Dench) "I wouldn't know."
  • (Sean Bean) "I would."
  • (Sean Bean) "So, what's the choice, James? Two targets; time enough for one shot: the girl or the mission?"
  • (Sean Bean) "You're late, 007."
  • (Judi Dench) "I had to stop in the bathroom."
  • (Sean Bean) "Ready to save the world again?"
  • (Judi Dench) "After you, 006."
  • (Sean Bean) "James, for England."
  • (Judi Dench) "For England, Alec."
  • (Sean Bean) "Closing time, James. Last call."
  • (Judi Dench) "Buy me a pint."
  • (Sean Bean) "Good luck with the floor James. I've set the timers for six minutes, the same six minutes you gave me. It was the least I could do for a "friend"."
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "What does he mean?"
  • (Judi Dench) "We've got three minutes."
  • (Sean Bean) "James -- what an unpleasant surprise."
  • (Judi Dench) "We aim to please."
  • (Sean Bean) "Bond. Only Bond."
  • (Famke Janssen) "He's going to derail us."
  • (Sean Bean) "Full speed. Full speed."
  • (Sean Bean) "You know, James -- I was always better."
  • (Sean Bean) "See you in hell, James."
  • (Sean Bean) "Oh, please, James, put it away. It's insulting to think I haven't anticipated your every move."
  • (Sean Bean) "Take a seat, my dear. You know, James and I shared everything. Absolutely everything -- to the victor go the spoils."
  • (Sean Bean) "Bond is alive?"
  • (Gottfried John) "He escaped."
  • (Sean Bean) "Good for Bond. Bad for you."
  • (Sean Bean) "God save the Queen."
  • (Sean Bean) "In 16 minutes and 43 sec; in 42 seconds, the United Kingdom will reenter the stone age."
  • (Judi Dench) "A worldwide financial meltdown. And all so mad little Alec can settle a score with the world, 50 years on."
  • (Sean Bean) "Oh, please James, spare me the Freud. I might as well ask you for the vodka martinis that have silenced the screams of all the men you've killed -- or if you find forgiveness in the arms of all those willing women, for all the dead ones you failed to protect."
  • (Sean Bean) "Bond. Only Bond."
  • (Sean Bean) "For England, James?"
  • (Judi Dench) "No. For me."

Izabella Scorupco as Natalya Simonova

  • (Izabella Scorupco) "Don't stand there, get us out of here."
  • (Judi Dench) "Yes sir."
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "I suppose there's someone watching."
  • (Judi Dench) "There's no-one within twenty-five miles, believe me."
  • (Jack Wade) "Yo, Jimbo."
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "On the train, when you told him to kill me, and that I meant nothing to you, did you mean it?"
  • (Judi Dench) "Yes. Basic rule: always call their bluff."
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "What is it with you and moving vehicles?"
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "This is not one of your games, Boris. Real people will die, you pathetic little worm."
  • (Sean Bean) "She was in the mainframe. Check the computer."
  • (Alan Cumming) "She's a moron. A second level programmer."
  • (Alan Cumming) "She works on the guidance system. She doesn't even have access to the filing codes."
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "What else do you call your bottom?"
  • (Judi Dench) "What?"
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "It's Boris' password, he plays word games. It's what I sit on but I don't take it with me."
  • (Judi Dench) "Chair."
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "Like I said."
  • (Judi Dench) "Thirty seconds."
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "He's not in Russia, Germany, Paris, London, Madrid."
  • (Judi Dench) "Twenty-five seconds."
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "New York, Toronto, Chicago, San Francisco."
  • (Judi Dench) "Twenty seconds."
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "Mexico City, Rio, Miami."
  • (Judi Dench) "Come on."
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "Wait, he's in Cuba. Havana --"
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "-- No."
  • (Judi Dench) "Now."
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "Who are you?"
  • (Judi Dench) "I work for the British government. The more you tell me the more I can help you."
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "Do something, get us out of here."
  • (Judi Dench) "I'm a little tied up. Never mind --"
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "So, tell me. Are there any other standard operating procedures I should be aware of?"
  • (Judi Dench) "A thousand. But I only pay them --"
  • (Judi Dench) "-- lip service."
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "He was a friend, Trevelyan?"
  • (Judi Dench) "Yes."
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "Now he's your enemy and you will kill him. It is that simple?"
  • (Judi Dench) "In a word, yes."
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "Unless he kills you first?"
  • (Judi Dench) "Natalya --"
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "You think I'm impressed? All of you with your guns, your killing, your death. For what? So you can be a hero? All the heroes I know are dead. How can you act like this? How can you be so cold?"
  • (Judi Dench) "It's what keeps me alive."
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "No. It's what keeps you alone."
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "Maybe I should take care of the transportation for our trip to Cuba."
  • (Judi Dench) "Our trip?"
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "Do you know how to disarm the weapon?"
  • (Judi Dench) "I suppose that depends on what kind of weapon you're talking about disarming."
  • (Izabella Scorupco) "Do you destroy every vehicle you get into?"
  • (Judi Dench) "Standard operating procedure. Boys with toys."

Serena Gordon as Caroline

  • (Serena Gordon) "I know what you're doing."
  • (Judi Dench) "Really? What's that, dear?"
  • (Serena Gordon) "You are just trying to show off the size of your -- your um --"
  • (Judi Dench) "Engine?"
  • (Serena Gordon) "Ego."
  • (Serena Gordon) "I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but --"
  • (Serena Gordon) "Who's that?"
  • (Judi Dench) "The next girl."
  • (Serena Gordon) "James, I want you to stop this car."
  • (Judi Dench) "Really?"
  • (Serena Gordon) "Stop this car at once."
  • (Judi Dench) "As you can see, I have no problem with female authority."
  • (Serena Gordon) "James, you're incorrigible. What am I going to do with you?"
  • (Judi Dench) "Well, let's toast to your evaluation, shall we?"
  • (Judi Dench) "A very; thorough; evaluation."

Michael Kitchen as Anna

  • (Michael Kitchen) "He wouldn't know a woman if one came up and sat on his head."
  • (Michael Kitchen) "Seems your hunch was right, 007. It's too bad the Evil Queen of Numbers wouldn't let you play it --"
  • (Judi Dench) "You were saying?"
  • (Michael Kitchen) "No, no, I was just -- just um --"
  • (Judi Dench) "Good. Because if I want sarcasm, Mr Tanner, I'll talk to my children, thank you very much."

Billy J. Mitchell as Admiral Chuck Farrell

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